The treatment of British nationals at holiday destinations is a disgraceful cunt. PS so are Ryanair.
Mrs E/cunt and I have recently been away for a couple of weeks to the Canary Islands. Get away from the bullshit in the news and the fucking weather. It was great apart from check in where Paddy air only open literally one or two check in desks for hundreds of passengers. This leads to massive queues to add to the already long queues taking your shoes belts watches etc off before passing through an x-ray machine and the watchful gaze an ethnic security bod.
That is on the UK side. On landing in Fuerteventura you are herded into a queue were they take your finger prints and another one were a machine reads your passport and takes a photo of your eyes. We are not finished yet because we join the long and winding road to queue for Mr sunglasses himself Spanish plod so he can fucking stamp your passport. When he isn’t on a cigarette break.
A decent holiday then takes place before the real nightmare begins. Ryanair send you lots of reminders on the “APP” not to be late or they will leave you on the tarmac so to speak. Stories of this circulate around the resort and youtube.
We arrive at 2 pm and our flight’s gate closes at 5 pm. Loads of time to clear the first lot of queues and then Mrs e/cunt can wander around the duty free.. My fucking arse. Just before 3.30 pm two dumpy looking Senoras turn up. Two there are supposed to be 4 desks open. Dream on. We are near the front so avoid the worse of the rugby scrum. Then off to the strip off shit and because of the time when we’ve passed trough this ordeal we head towards our gate which is a good mile away. And of course when we get there Mr sunglasses is on a fag break with around 400 of us cunts wishing to get through. Without a word of a lie we get to the gate 5 minutes before paddy air call us to board the plane.
I would like to think that our British government would tell Johnny Foreigner to up his game but of course our government have a spine like a jellyfish.
If this doesn’t improve on our trip to Menorca in June then they can fuck it and it is Cleethorpes for Mrs E/cunt and I.
Nominated by : Everyonesacunt
Sounds positively ghastly.
All that to go to fuckin Spain?
Your not a drugs mule or fugitive from justice are you mr Everyonesacunt?
Ive never been to Spain and never will.
North Wales for me,
Costa del Cymru.
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Ps
One of my cousins in Yorkshire is going on holiday to… Ghana.
Fuckin Ghana!! .
Brixton by the sea.
WTF, malaria, hepatitis and dengue fever all available in the gift shop.
Fuck that
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Canary Islands, pah.
Take Mrs E on a motorcycle tour of Iran, Every.
The authorities there are so welcoming they’ll give you a free 10 year extension to your trip, all accommodation paid for.
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How sad.
I can fast track through any Spanish airport using my DNI.
No passport required.
¡Buenos días a todo el mundo!
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Spain is shit. When the indolent Spaniard isn’t enjoying his unemployment, he’s injecting a bull full of chemicals for their impending death in a bullring to some posing, coiffered pónce. Manuel wasn’t a stereotype; none of them work that hard.
Qué
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Fat chance of the British government doing anything to challenge our shit list status with our European friends. Naturally swivel eyed Starmer’s response to the current energy crisis is to conclude that this of course confirms that we should reverse Brexit and jump straight back into bed with these cunts, in the process presumably writing out a blank cheque of apology and signing a form requesting that we become the recipients of some extra special beauracratic bullying just for us. Some of us would venture the opinion that an alternative response to being found with our pants down in a chronic fossil fuel shortage would be to pursue our own domestic energy security by digging out of the ground what’s on our fucking doorstep, commissioning more nuclear power, and setting fire to all the wind turbines and solar panels to keep us warm on those dark winter nights. But no, it’s let’s get bummed by the EU and let’s sink yet more billions into a green energy scam that will never come close to meeting our energy needs.
Sorry, might feel a tad off topic, but this mentality comes from a masochistic bunch of Communists desperate to be bullied by the European apparatchiks responsible for much of the experiences detailed in the nom…
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every single cunt in the establishment did their damndest to make sure Brexit never worked. We could have been THE superpower in Europe – low tax, low regulation, our own energy coming out of our ears (coal for power, oil for export, gas for domestic use). But, oh no, let’s make sure it never fucking works. On the plus side, Ed Madbrain says I can now buy plug in solar panels and B&Q. Generating a massive 1.5kW/hr – so I could maybe run my iron on low for an hour when it’s sunny. FFS
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Don’t worry everyone, Rodney is massaging his jaw as we speak, for a full on tonguing of every European leaders arseholes.
Give them everything, and get nothing back in return..
Fat,weak, brittle quare..
Still makes a change from blowing peacefuls on a daily basis..
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Totally agree with the airport experience me and Mrs gelderd are going away next Tuesday to Málaga and then Palma in may and we are seriously considering making it our last two ventures abroad…. we’ve become airport fatigued with all the hassle of all mentioned aggravating circumstances just too get a bit of currant bun and rid ourselves of the same boring weather and faces of our downtrodden nation,full of moronic half wits and multi 🐂 💩….but as stated it’s looking like 🌧️ Costa de lake district or the 🌬️ moors of Yorkshire getting an airing in future….breetish passports dees way, dees way you dogs 😩
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As we wonder why when Mexicans speak Spanish it sounds kinda cool?
“badges? We don need no stinkin badges!”
“hey Blondie, don die,
You tell your ol friend Tuco where the gold is”
Mexicans are great if not breaching your border to pick up cash in hand agricultural work.
Yet spanish spoken by a lisping spainard always sounds a bit Camp David?
A bit mr Humphries?
” do you hath these hot panths in pink leather pleath?”
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I never had to go through all that rigmarole because I’ve never flown and don’t need to get away from the depressing news or any other such things. Ignore information you don’t want to see or hear. It would be a busman’s holiday for me anyway, due to living by the sea. Fortunately none of the illegals have been dumped near me and its most unlikely anyway after all this time.
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All this down to the decline of Great Britain of course. Within living memory we had the biggest empire the world has ever seen. Now we’re pushed around by any greasy foreigner. No, I must correct that statement. They don’t need to exert themselves to push. They tell us “Jump!” and we delay only to ask “How high?” British MPs. I’ve just flushed a couple. Big and brown and pointed at both ends they were.
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