Apparently CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) is sexist
It would seems a lot of women have cardiac arrests, but members of the public trained in CPR are put off helping because the mannekins they are trained on don’t have tits, so they are now calling for more of them to have tits to practice on.
‘New figures show women are less likely than men to receive bystander CPR as many “feel unsure about touching a woman’s chest”, an ambulance service has revealed’
I suspect this really isn’t about not being familiar with a bra and tits being there, but more to the point the ‘patient’ should they survive accusing you of ‘copping a feel’ and getting taken to court, and bystanders thinking you are doing something pervy, videoing it and putting it online, and still ending up in court. However, I am quite happy to ‘give it a go’ even if I haven’t been trained…any excuse to feel some tits!
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Nominated by : Chuff Chugger
Sounds like a job for the dentally challenged hypnotit Dave Paulden.
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Instead of Zack Polanski, manky-ttoth cunt Paulden ought to have changed his name to Mohammed Iqbal for maximum efficiency.
It won’t be long before he’s outed for doing something appalling to a young lady, probably under hypnosis.
Morning GT/all.
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Given that he’s a bumder, I’d hazard a guess that it’d be dressing her up as a teenage boy & doing her up the shitter?
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He’s a puff, Thomas.
Most likely be accused and convicted of buggering little boys.
His hard drive wants checking either way.
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I’ve done CPR training on a titted mannequin, which the instructor explained in exactly the terms in the nom, but the men in the group raised the potential pitfalls of having to basically get a woman’s tits out to do CPR. The instructor was saying it won’t matter, you just have to get on with it, but my view is that in this day & age there’s a good chance it might.
Looking at a woman in the wrong way nowadays can get you sacked, so if men aren’t resuscitating women through fear of being called out for it, then tough shit, you reap what you fuckin sow.
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To practice CPR I have a life sized model similar to the young lady pictured in the nom.
To add to the reality, mine has dark hair, a 10 speed vibrating vagina and a expanding, sucking mouth.
I keep it in the shed.
I practice my technique when Mrs Cunter is out shopping or away for a few days.
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I don’t suppose you have the make and model?
Asking for Thomas. Obviously.
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Get yourself over to http://www.RealDoll.com, Odin 🤣
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Is that the one with real hair and latex mouth? Asking for a friend (he wants to know if there’s an owners club or something.)
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That is exactly the type of mennequin that first aiders should be training on, AC.
After all, if you were applying CPR on a fit bird in real life and you failed to save her it would be a shame to waste the opportunity, wouldn’t it?
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I’d be curious to know what % of female heart attack victims are young, pert, glamour models, vs the proportion that are fifty-plus chain smoking tubs of lard with tits like John Wayne’s saddle bags.
With apologies for the extreme sexism of the above remark 😂
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Fantasy v. reality, Dave.
What’s sexist about this is the assumption that there wouldn’t be a woman trained in CPR around.
Both my daughters know how to do this, whereas I wouldn’t have a clue.
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I think that the trouble may be that there are so many trannies around.
If a ‘woman’ were to have a heart attack near you, you would have to decide if it’s a horrendously ugly female or a mad bloke in a frock.
Best not to take the chance and simply let it die.
Of course real women could wear a bra embroidered with ‘real woman’ to help out any gentleman.
You rip open their blouse and get the message.
But trannies can be sneaky.
Don’t be fooled.
Just walk away.
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Why would i practice CPR on anyone?
Fuck em.
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Plenty of heart attacks waiting to happen, when filling up at the petrol station.. yesterday I saw diesel at 199.9.
Go on make it a round two pound you grasping cunts..
I hope to be in attendance when two dinners lammys, overworked, fat, heart finally explodes..
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What if the person in need of CPR is a Muslim woman in full head-to-toe clothing? Just imagine the minefield of potential prosecution you could face for trying to help her once the family smell the potential avenues for compensation. Not to mention potentially being murdered by one of the males. And that’s if you actually manage to save her.
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Muslims dont have the same physiology as us.
The heart is located in the throat.
Step on the neck and push,
Keeping pressure on,
One missisippi
Two missisippi
Three missisippi.
Then piss in their mouth.
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@truth….’walk on by’ 🎶 would be my song of choice…simples 👍
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Those cunts believe in ‘God’s will’, so let their fairytale magician sort it out for em, assuming he’s not to busy shagging underage white girls.
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Those CPR dolls tend not to have arms an legs,
Never mind a decent set of knockers.
Thalidomides.
Whod want to save them?!
Leave em.
Its a kindness.
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Would you cpr an ethnic.?
Or see it as an opportunity to reduce the colonization …🤔
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Cpr Sophie 2000 looks ok for practice though..😁
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Apply a defibrillator to his gonads.
It might save a few white girls from getting raped in future.
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I would be worried about doing more harm to women by pressing down on their chests than anything else. But I’m sure it wouldn’t occur in an emergency and automatically go to their aid.
One thing I wouldn’t do is give another bloke mouth to mouth. I’d walk on and think he’s probably a misogynist to put my mind at rest.
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Also what would ease my mind is walking on if any big fat cunt was lying there and think they don’t deserve help for bringing it upon themselves.
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I thought mouth to mouth resuscitation wasn’t practiced nowadays? Imagine returning to consciousness only to find the face of some buck toothed monster like Polanski moving in for a slobbery bit of tongue action 🤢 That would get the heart going alright.
Performing the kiss of life on the vagina is still standard practice though I believe. Perhaps others with training in this field could confirm?
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The only Sophie I’d like to interfere with is lantern-jawed horn monster Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
If she has bum failure, I’ll kickstart her ringpiece for her by injecting my special life-giving fluid deep inside her bowels.
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