A police force which spent £34,300 on electric tuk-tuks to help fight crime sold them after just two years – at a £28,350 loss.
Cunts.
Ch Insp Damian Sowrey said parents told officers “they would feel safer knowing that there was support for young people out at night, and from women who could think of an occasion when the tuk-tuk would have been a welcome sight”…
I’m not sure how many young ladies are happy to see a tuk-tuk hoving into view..
Gwent Police spokesperson said: “The intention behind the purchase of these vehicles was to boost public safety especially within the night-time economy settings of Abergavenny and Newport in an engaging and different way for our communities.”
Sounds like more of the same “cultural enrichment ” to me..
Perhaps the tuk-tuks are now in Bradford carrying “grooming” cunts about their what should be immediately lethal hobbies..
Or carrying the tattered remnants of the latest Ayetollah to his burial pit?
Who knows?
Who cares?
It’s only a drop in the bucket of Gravy Train Britain.
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Theres a reason Evel kneivel didnt try and jump london buses in a reliant robin.
Same reason James Bond doesnt drive a powder blue invacar.
Tuktuks my arse.
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There’s no James Bond film that wouldn’t have been improved by replacing the Aston or Lotus by an Invacar!
The next Bond’ll probably be a bud-bud ding-ding.
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Roger Moore used a tuktuk in Octopussy, upset a few bud buds and then had a go on Maud Adams so they’re not all bad.
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Gupta: Hello please. Why are we using deez auto-reekshaws to be catching de criminals? We are looking stupid.
Sandeep: Eet eez part of a woke programme, ji.
Gupta: How are we supposed to catch Albanian drug-dealers ven ve cannot go faster dan a meelk float?
{Radio} : There’s a 2-9 in progress..Urgent, a 2-9! Somebody’s just called Prophet Mohammit a paēē-doh.
Sandeep: Step on it! Jaldi!
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I suppose that walking the beat would be too much effort for the fatties.
At least with a tuk-tuk they stand some chance of chasing a criminal.
As long as the criminal doesn’t run too quickly or escape using a flight of stairs.
Or run down a narrow alleyway.
Of course the first choice for the police would have been mobility scooters.
Most of them look like they need one.
Their answer to modern policing in an ever more dangerous environment just had to be a far eastern utility vehicle that an electric scooter can easily out manoeuvre.
Silly fucking cunts.
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I was expecting an April Fool, but its not a very good one.
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Sold to the nearest golf course ⛳…. there’s lovely boyo!
Damian sounds thicker than a woolly back ram 🐏…pad Thai for 1 😩
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The Keystone Cops are in charge 🤦♂️
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More of a tut-tut from me.
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