I like to watch PMQ it sometimes gets a bit fiery and comical but it is getting ridiculous, the refusal to answer a straight question is a joke and makes the whole thing pointless.
Kemi Badass ask the PM I three times if he had spoken directly with Peter bum boy before his appointment as US Ambassador, he had previously said that Mandelson had lied to him when asked about the depth of his relationship with Epstein. Kweer just rambled on about the ‘process’, it wasn’t a difficult question, either yes or no.
This week Farage asked what plan B was on stopping the boats as 70,000 had arrived since July 2024 so plan A smash the gangs had failed.
The answer was about the reform lead council in Worcestershire. What!
What happened to the new transparency and candor 😂
Nominated by Sick of it.
Darren Jones must be at the boys only sauna or something because theyve wheeled out Pat mcFadden to defend Keith stormfuhrer.
Pat looks 3 week dead and hastily dug up.
6stone of arselicker.
Flies wont land on him
Snakes wont bite him.
Such a toxic little fuck that he is.
Fuckin ell.
Its like having ian Brady as your character witness.
They may as well have the rotting corpse of Ian Huntley Propped on a chair with a sandwich board saying
‘nothing to see here’
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You could always picture McFadden (60 but going on 90) skulking in a school playground with a dirty mac covered in cum stains offering Haribos to the little kiddies…..
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He looks like one of those old nazi war Criminals found in South America.
“i voz just following orders..”
Fuckin lampshade made from human skin.
The odd cunt.
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That top copper Mark Rowley in the news saying facial recognition now on the streets of UK.
Well, i wonder if it can differentiate between him and Don Estelle,
Lofty in it aint alf hot mum.
Because it looks like the same person to me.
How the fuck did he become a copper?!!
4ft 6, 6stone wet through,
Cant get the lid of jars,
The yellow brick road little twat.
Go back to the circus.
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Wayne Couzens was also a policeman. The vetting is not very good these days. In the old days only upstanding chaps could get in – Jack Warner, John Woodvine, George Sewell, John Thaw, to name but four outstanding officers. Of course, Too Kweer only wants darquies and trouser botherers.
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Breaking news!!!
Wayne couzens appointed ambassador to the US
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I thought Danny La Rue was the favourite. I suppose being dead didn’t help him.
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Patrick Mower in Target was good too.
And, of course, there was Gene Hunt in Life On Mars.
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George Sewell, according to the Jimmy Driscoll Book “The Smell of Breaking Glass” was more correctly known as George Sewell Junior. His dad, also George Sewell, was a big time villain who Driscoll believed carried out the murder for which he was framed. Driscoll married his much younger barrister Naomi someone or other, typical leftist lawyer, she was on Desert Island Discs comparatively recently.
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That’s the modern cozzer for you, Miserable.
Once tall, imposing, shiny big boots, helmets.
Now, they are circus gnomes. With hi-vis waistcoats and visible tattoos. They – like most things in this country now – are a disgrace.
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The modern ones are still fond of a helmet Norm.
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You can only imagine him in school. A swotty little bellend in the library during breaktime reading Encyclopedia Britannica, watching for late book returns.
When he was made PM there were a few puff pieces on him trying to get to know the man behind the lawyerly facade. Well, they shouldn’t have fucking bothered. He doesn’t have a favourite poem or a favourite book, well on Desert Island Discs he opted for a “very detailed atlas” which doesn’t count. He doesn’t even dream. He just ain’t fucking normal.
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He’d have been very vocal if it was “Desert Island Dicks”, LL.
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Opting for a big black Man Friday with a Hampton like that off a shire horse.
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With all bits of hay stuck to it, Odin?
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You are both correct in your assessment of Kemi Badennoch earlier, she should have been made leader years ago if only for damage limitation.
Here is one of my favourite zingers.
YouTube
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It would be interesting to think up the discs for old Kweer:
The Man I Love
The Man Who Got Away
Nobody Loves A Fairy When She’s Forty
My Old Flame
An Occasional Man
Mean To Me
Mandy, Make Up Your Mind
How Could You Believe Me When I Told You That I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life
Book: Advanced Wanking: A Handbook
Luxury: A Blow-Up Emmanuel Macron doll, perfect in every detail
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I wish his Mum swallowed
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Good on you Rodney, I never thought I could hate a politician more than rictus grin Blair..
He was only one of my bullets,rodders is all six shots from a 44 magnum.
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A.50 calibre round off one of those American machine guns would do the job nicely.
On second thoughts how about an anti aircraft gun mounted on a barge the target is the whole cabinet tied to stakes and erased?
Call me Kim Jong Cunty.
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If ever confirmation was needed that GB is now a THIRD WORLD CORRUPT SHITHOLE.
Then the last few days of politics proves it..
How the fuck did it come to this.. ?
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Labour is how it came to this.
None of them fit to run a pop stand, let alone a country.
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Liebores manifesto is to destroy our country from within.Marxist rabble
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On Wireless 4 just heard the oily cunt yet again try to slither out of his responsibilities. He wanted Mandy, despite the fact we all of us knew Mandy was a greedy dishonest little poof, so if Kweer was daft enough to give him a job, both of them should be in the dock
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Happy black jesus day for all that celebrate..
He would probably on his third term as prime minister, after curing cancer..
His old mum Laurence Fishburne will be dusting off her best wig, for a day of race baiting..
Rodney will thinking of another gong he can bestow on old worn carpet head.
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His father was very good at making a TOOL..!
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Bloody outstanding in that field.
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Like Wurzel Gummidge.
Outstanding in his field
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Since becoming PM, Kweer has not given a single straight answer to any question during PM’s questions. It all prevarication, avoidance and switching the narrative back to Liz Truss or any other historical artefact he can dig up. Meanwhile, and I’ve got to give it her ( metaphorically not literally) Kemi Bigenoughbum’s questions get better and better.
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Still wouldn’t vote for her though.
Shes clearly a cannibal.
Her voice says England
Her face says Skull island..
All i want from kemi is the location of King Solomons mine.
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Would you do her, though? That’s the burning question. Sometimes I think she looks quite cute. Other times I’m not so sure. I love a black woman. They are the best in bed.
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Who? Me?
Would i fuck!!!
Im no saint but im not a monkey molester!
Jesus.
The very idea makes me positively faint.
Tarzan and jane
Not Tarzan and cheeta.
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Once you go black it’s difficult to go back. I wouldn’t have married one though. Unfortunately my days of promiscuity are a long way behind me.
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Its a line im not willing to cross
I dont hold with it.
Wheres the boundaries?
Bum the cat?
Caught on Wimbledon Common stuck up a alsations arse by shocked dogwalkers?
Discovered in a milking shed by a farmer sucking a cows udders?
Thats how Johnny Morris died.
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And to think, Boris was forced to resign by these Labour vermin over having a glass of champagne during the Covid lockdown. Also, nothing that Rodney or the Stockport Scrubber didn’t do themselves at the time.
Yet, this complete and utter cunt bastard Starmer will not step down over the Lord Mangledbum scandal.
This fuck would sacrifice his granny to hold on to his power.
Come to think of it, he probably did.
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Daleks don’t have grandmothers. He’d happily throw Davros under the bus to save his career.
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He is like a Dalek… What’s inside one anyway.
A soulless emotionless ugly blob
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Im really looking forward to the local elections.
As whiny voiced wire haired Bob Dylan sang
“a hard rains gonna fall”
Labours going to get slaughtered.
Then will come the finger pointing and a scapegoat has to be found.
The knives glistening in the dark ready for the soft narrow shoulders of kier.
Then the infighting for his job.
Hehehe 😁
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It’s a pity that all councillors in every council are not up for election. Sadly, with only a third of the seats up for grabs in most (if not all) constituencies I think the odds are Labour will still hang on to their overall majorities in many places and in others get propped up by a protest voters for Paulden’s nuttier alternative left party alternatives who I suspect may do even better than expected.
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That’s because the fucking BBC have done everything they can reasonably do to support him. If they went after Starmer like they did after Boris he would have been gone months ago.
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Always thought Truss had a touch of mong about her…!
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While Starmer is a cunt and a liar, it is particularly nauseating to see MPs from all parties play the role of moral arbiter and get cheered on for it. They are all liars and cheats and freeloading parasites.
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🎶
Oh high on poppers and tax receipts.
Psycho for muslim rights.
Shaking your dicks to the kids.
Drag acts, trans rights,genocide
Behind your dad’s job you hide.
Shaming his name again, oh.
Backed up, blocked up, 63
Psycho for NHS and EU.
Lost it your toxic,yeah,oh
Bald heads,pin heads, on the steal.
Got to many old people to kill.
Get amnesia about grooming gangs,oh.
Here they come
The labour scum
The labour scum
La la la.
Here they come
The labour scum
The labour scum.
La la la la.🎶
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I’d copyright those lyrics and get it set to a rocking tune…!
No 1 in the hit parade..🎵
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Can’t say any of Westminster are “beautiful ones”!, so Barry’s lyrics are bang on.
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Wonder what kier does to relax?
No doubt something grey, tedious an boring as he is.
Cant imagine him doing anything that gets his hands dirty.
Well if you ignore fisting a Ukrainian rentboys arsehole.
But he must have a hobby?
Fishing?. Too slimy.
Gardening? Too dirty
Boxing?… Nah.
Hill walking? Too tiring.
Live music? Probably a Level 42 fan.
Knitting? Hurts his wrists.
Dunno.
Probably just sits staring at a wall the fuckin dullard.
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He probably reads EU regulations on energy efficiency regarding light bulbs and reducing cow methane emissions or has a weird hobby like photographing and cataloging manhole covers.
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This cunt is a real problem. He doesn’t give a fuck about Parliament, popularity or even what his own voters want unless he faces a revolt from his own MP’s.
All he cares about is making sure he completes the task of getting legislation passed that aligns us with the globalist wish list.
I fucking despise him.
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I think the bent cunt is in power for life.
At any point his position is in jeopardy he’ll just fuck off abroad with his “partner” Macron and host an international virtual summit about the climate crisis in the lowlands of Botswana..
Ad infinitum..
The tedious fucking traitor.
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STARMER you QUISLING CUNT, remind the fucking French. You’d be speaking fucking German if it wasn’t for brave BRITISH ARMED FORCES..!
662 MILLION QUID TO STOP THE DINGHY RATS…!
Get an armed MTB in the channel and turn the dinghy rats back to macrons cheese eating surrender monkey country…☠️
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