Our NHS [37]


Manchester NHS Trust sees fit to employ a dietitian who couldn’t identify the digestive tract or what function the gallbladder performs,amongst other minor issues as having no training at all.

Wait for it…

“Ifenyinwa Ndulue-Nonso was sacked in August 2024 after an investigation found she was unable answer basic questions about anatomy or how to help patients manage common conditions.”

Manchester University NHS Foundation Trust, which runs MRI, said no patients had been harmed and it had since “strengthened” its recruitment process…

One would fucking hope so.

“Critical care dietetic clinical lead Lorna Haywood, told a senior colleague she believed Ndulue-Nonso “did not know the fundamentals of dietetics such as medical conditions, biochemistry and medications”.

What a mess,certainly not Carry On Doctor

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

70 thoughts on “Our NHS [37]

  1. “Is it cos Ise is black”.

    No – it’s because you don’t know the difference between a colon and a navel you dozy bint.

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  2. This idea of the NHS top brass,
    That if you just hang a stethoscope around a chimpanzees neck then you have a medical practitioner isnt working.

    In the 70s they tried employing them as removalmen and piano hauliers.
    It failed then too.

    Oh they could do the job ok,
    But they struggled to drive the van.

    Pickfords still employ some.

  3. ‘24 hours to save the NHS!’
    Satan Blair (1997)

    ‘Stay at home. Save the NHS’
    Boris Johnson (2020)

    If anything, I’d say the NHS needs saving from itself.
    ‘Envy of the world!’
    What fucking world is that then?

  4. I have a simple solution :

    Scrap the NHS.
    Scrap all unemployment benefits.
    Open workhouses.
    Build more prisons.
    DEPORT all immigrants.

    Work , earn , save , pay for your own life..!

  5. Trumps getting flak for criticising Lefty Leo,
    The yank pope.

    He called him weak,
    And said he panders to the radical Left.
    Hes right.
    All priests are Left wing.
    An gaylords.

    Limpwristed Leo when asked about Donalds comments
    Just rolled his eyes,
    Adjusted his frock and said

    “oooo, the bitch”.

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