Apparently Princess Spakly’s new product is not thick enough to qualify as actual jam, so it is labelled as spread. In an interview on an episode of her universally acclaimed TV series, she explained:
“Technically, it can’t be called jam because jam is equal parts sugar and fruit. I just don’t think you can taste the fruit that way.”
The runny stuff flew off the virtual shelves the moment it went on sale at around a tenner a jar. Gastronomes are united in their view that sultry Meghan (former star of the hit US TV show “Shits”) is a genius who has single-handedly saved us from that stuff sold by the racist Wollygogs.
Read all about how wonderful it is right here:
Buy some you cunts, or the Ginger Prince gets it.
PS Why not try some on your Chiggun?
Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea
I like Robertson’s, but am not keen on robertsons.
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When I was younger I collected the wollygog pin badges from Robertson’s. Probably worth a fortune now to be traded on the dark web. I’d like to see Farage wear one next time he is on Question Time and give Brucey aneurysm.
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A more likely candidate would be Rupert Lowe,although it seems unlikely they’d ever invite him on.
The scoundrels.
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Funnily LL, as a kid i collected photos of 1890s Deep South lynchings,
And pictures of chinamen shot by union pacific railroad for refusing to use nitro glycerin.
You got them in boxes of Malties cereal.
Should bring them back👍
You also got a coupon on the box and if you collected 20 you got a packet of Benson and hedges jr fags.
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Using those box brownie cameras, the lynch mob and the sootıe would need to be still for 40 mins as the shot developed.
Ideal timing really as the wollygog would’ve croaked just as the shot finished.
Then after using the box brownie, they put the brownie in a box.
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Right about now Harry and Smegon are no worse that Charlie ‘Mo’ Windsor and the rest of there Royals.
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Evening SV…I notice that cissy Edward is rather quiet about things…his oaf of a brother being a pædo, his other jug-eared twat of a brother being the monarch equivalent of ϟϟtarmer, both being about as popular as a tran§bumder covered in dogshit.
Yet not a dickie bird from Eddie…perhaps he has some colossal and pernicious skeletons in his closet, which is probably full of suspiciously man-sized women’s clothes?
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Fuck them all.
Jack The Cunter.
Half pissed.
Up on the moors.
Somewhere in Yorkshire.
Good evening 👍
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Evening Jack…Kevin Spacey was spotted near your location a mere half an hour ago, allegedly ‘looking for his dog’…careful he doesn’t spring out from behind a gorse bush and try and bum you.
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Good evening Thomas 👍
I’m not feared of him.
My ‘ Empire Brand Everfast Butt Plug ‘ is firmly in place and will thwart his despicable intentions.
The dirty beggar.
Good evening.
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OT, the Yanks have blockaded the Gulf stopping the Iranians selling their oil to the Chinks. Starmer was on his feet in the HoC saying that he didn’t support the action. I hope he doesn’t think he speaks for me. There are worms in our garden with more backbone.
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Evening arfur…what d’you reckon Trump’s play is here?
As far as I see it, he’s either:
a) gone mental, today’s Christ pic supporting my thesis
b) he’s strangling the oil supply to the chınkıes to crash their economy
c) he’s legitimately attempting to ignite WW3
He’s certainly proving to be more of a cunt than even the MAGA’s predicted!
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Sorry Jack, didn’t mean to post that as a reply to you. Obviously makes no fucking sense, should have been stand-alone.
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I think point (b) is the relevant one Tom. Cutting off the Iranians money supply is an efficient way to fix many problems. It would sort out the BBC for instance. Crashing the Chink’s economy would be an added bonus. As for seeing himself as god, he’s got as good a claim as anyone, maybe better than most and WW3 would be in progress if the Russians thought they could win.
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Grab ‘em by the pussy!
It’s what Jesus would do.
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Evening arfur 👍
No apologies necessary.
A very good evening to you.
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I wish Musk would give her and ginge nut a once in a lifetime opportunity one way explorationary ticket to Mars to expand their Kingdom. In fact they could even do a deal with a full on family Mars mission, perhaps even taking Kweer and the labour folks along for the ride too – just savour for a moment how awesome that would be.
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OT from OT….
Is Michael Carrick stupid enough to ruin what he’s done at Manchester United, by reinstating the Black Banana AKA Andre Onana?
You know, I think he might be…..🙄
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The connection between Onana and Megain being they are both black and free of all talent.
Oh, and they are both cunts.
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The way this creature was/is labelled as an ‘actor’ is bloody hilarious.
Acting, eh? In what, exactly?
‘But….. But she was in Suits. It was on the telly…’
Suits? Suits….. Ah…
A piss poor imitation of Mad Men, that about only six people and a Jack Russel called Herbert have ever seen.
Fuck off. Actress, my arse.
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There are loads of brands of decent jam out there. From famous names to supermarket own brand versions.
So, why would anybody buy this overpriced shit?
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