This gentleman decided it would be a good idea to “drum up business” by sending wimmin pictures of his meat and two veg via WhatsApp when they enquired about having some new wiring done.
A novel approach to customer service.
“Cambridgeshire Police said Brodie received an inquiry about electrical work from the first victim in September 2024 and agreed to visit her to provide a quote, but became reluctant when he learned it would be the woman’s husband who would be meeting him.
The woman then noticed he had changed his profile picture from his company logo to his genitals.
She challenged Brodie, who claimed his account had been hacked, and the profile picture was then changed to different photos of him naked.”
Fucking genius.
No doubt the mad cunt would be too busy rifling through a ladies underwear drawer to do any work,after he gets out of prison any way.
Dear me.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
He ought to’ve put either a massive black wanger or a tiny chınky tiddler as his profile pic, then at least it might’ve given the lady a giggle.
Twats really are going to have to come up with a better excuse than ‘my account got hacked’…even a dullard no longer believes that.
As a ginger, he’ll be converted to islam (may piss be upon allah) within two hours of arriving at the prison.
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Liam and Stacey are just made for each other.
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Has using a photo of their genitals as a company logo caught on amongst the ladies yet? I suspect such a move would drum up more business than my local hairdresser could cope with.
Having spent many years as an avid student of female genitalia I’ve noticed how much fashions change over the years. So here is my brief modern history of female topiary:
1980s Full unkempt bush
1990s Trimmed bush
2000s Brazilian wax
2010s Landing strip
2020s Cock and balls
Needless to say, things were better in days of yore.
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Good idea, but flawed by the fact most women are repulsed by pale clammy freckled skin and ginger pubes.
Only ginger women can be attractive.
Probably just sexually frustrated?
Find true love in prison.
Rub shite on his gums and sleep with his mouth open he’ll be
Engaged within a month.
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The ugly rusty bollocking cunts face is even more frightening.
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it’s an easy mistake to make.
We’ve all done it.
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This is going to take some comic geniuses to keep this going all day, Unkle Terry, even though you’re keeping the show on the road single handily.
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I suspect Unkle T has a cunt research team working for him.
His output can’t be the work of just one person.
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Twas but a sudden rush of glaring cunts Mr Twatt.
Irredeemable cunts indeed.
Your good health sir.
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It’s definitely not in the 18th edition regs that you have to flash your knob to get the pass certificate..⚡
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Sort of like a slightly repentant pug dog in the header pic.
Top tip,
Dont use your genitalia as the commercial face of your business,
No matter how appealing.
Some people take offence at the slightest thing.
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Liam’s problem was jumping the gun. He probably suffers from premature ejaculation too. Do the job and after you are paid you can think about standing naked in their garden at 2.30am.
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Are you suggesting Liam’s todger is ‘the slightest thing’ Mis?
Size isn’t everything you know. Just ask the Mayor of Londistan’s pet goat.
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The cunts either stupid to think it would drum up more business, or ideally used it because of being ran off his feet.
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A bit of ⚡ shock treatment for Mr Brodie’s platter should cure his new company logo advertising campaign 😩… ‘hi I’m just enquiring about the quote I sent you’ …’yeah sorry,it looks like you only do small jobs liam’ 🤪
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Perhaps at the next No.10 briefing the “govt logo” should be replaced with an image of the PM fellating a goat.
Or something similar.
The mind quite frankly boggles.
Good morning.
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The rush of blood thinking it was a good idea must have left him feeling ashamed. The only way out is to pull the foreskin over his head and disappear.
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