I am sick to death of this cunt. Sick to the back bloody teeth.
His ubiquity on the radio is beginning to grate on both my ears and my nerves.
The shite stations they have on at certain NHS establishments I have to frequent make sure I cannot escape this bastard.
His songs – for want of a better word – are dog turd of the highest order. First of all, someone should tell this fat fucking cunt that shouting is not – repeat not – singing. He sounds like a strangulated parrot with a megaphone. And, as for his lyrics. Listen to this corker…
‘I swear to God, I’ll survive
If it kills me to.’
Errr…. If it kills you, you won’t survive, will you? Fucking stupid inept fat cunt.
‘I’m gonna get up and try
If it’s the last thing I do.’
Again, if it’s the last thing you do, you will not be surviving anything. Is there a brain in that head of lard, supported by those 30 chins?
Not only is it excruciating shouting, it is shouting words that are absolute crap.
And, I am sick of hearing the useless talentless squawking fat fucker.
Link here: YouTube.
Nominated by : Norman
The son of Quasimodo and Susan Boyle,
He parts his hair with his tongue.
I feel bad for him 😕
He makes mirrors scream
And his shadow ran off
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I heard he was Paul McCartneys secret daughter.
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Funnily enough he’s fae the same toon as SuBo.
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A face for hanging off cathedral parapets
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I have never heard of the cunt.
Good morning.
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Looks like he uses the same shampoo brand as jess Philips, as in hair licked by a mangy fox.
Is he the fat Scottish version of ed sheeran?
I imagine his music could force a vocal confession out of a mute.
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Put his photo in front of the fire, it’s guaranteed to keep the kids away.
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Wey hey, Orange Man has killed RoboRodney’s Chagos surrender and saved us £35 billion.
Maybe we should give Lewis the 35 billion if he promises to shut the fuck up and fuck off. It would be well worth it.
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Rejoice!
©M. Thatcher.
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No doubt Starmfuher will speak to Lord Herpes and mount a legal challenge 🤦♂️
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Who’s going to give this budding Robbie Coltrane CPR when he has a cardiac arrest in 20 years time?
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Nobody, the vocally challenged buckfast enthusiast will self abort long before then.
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Not the worst I’ve ever heard but definitely not my cup of tea.
MOR, boring and ubiquitous. There are far better out there remaining undiscovered.
Most 21st century music you hear on the wireless is simply tedious.
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I once heard the output of Radio2 described as weary pap Paul. So apt.
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He looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll🤢
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But look at how many are at the concert in the link 😆…. actually paying to see this talentless wobbler, there’s no cost of living crisis if people have money too throw away on this purile cross…the past has gone, please bring it back 😩
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dross…not cross 😩 stupid
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All his songs are ballads,
Broken heart,lonely, unrequited love,
Missing you… Etc.
Well sorry, but you look like a kicked over abortion bucket then you will be lonely.
Only yourself to blame.
Sing about something fun
Donald wheres ya trewsers?
Or Oots mon, moose loose aboot this hoose,
Something that lets people know that your a scot and wont buy anyone a drink.
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His “songs” are for people who want to commit suicide to
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Are we sure that’s not yvette pixie and ed shrivelled balls son.
He has her gargoyle features and his fat gormless expression.
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