CH4s new ‘star’ signing to it’s already shit Crufts presenting team of Claire ‘horseface’ Balding and Radzi Khuwungathumpa (mop headed wanker)
Where do I start with this Uber Cunt ?
1. Get your fucking fringe cut so you can see where you going without constantly shaking your head to get it out of your eyes.
2. Eat a sandwich you boney cow.
3. Wash some of the 12 layers of orange foundation of your clock. (Are you David Dickinsons love child)
4. What the fuck are you wearing ? ? ? You’re a 54 year old with 3 kids – Why are you dressed in a Black Top, trousers and Boots all 2 sizes too big. You are not a 14 yr old Goth FFS.
5. Stop grinning like a fucking moron.
Claudia comes from the ‘trying too fucking hard’ school of tv presenting. Grinning, open mouthed, zany, “I’m having a great time – this is the best thing ever” – No you’re not. You’re being paid a £riddiculous amount of money to act like a cunt.
No acting needed – you are a fucking cunt.
Nominated by : Lord_of_the_Rings
O/T…Welsh choirboy Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu charged with Primrose Hill stabbing.
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Did a cat just walk across your keyboard, LL?
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If any young white guy takes anything away from this appalling tragedy, it’s to avoid getting into serious beef with a nıgger.
They’re extraordinarily violent, stupid animals with no impulse control whatsoever and are utterly incapable of thinking even an hour ahead and will stab someone to death as soon as look at them.
London would be a fantastic place if purged of every nıgger and pakı.
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Next itll be cannibalism.
Theyre all that way inclined
At the moment its a knife clenched in the paw
Id worry when they clutch a fork in the other. .
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I couldn’t have put it better..👍
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He won a Scrabble game 😁
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Indeed EW…it’s a trifle unfair of his she-ape mother to saddle him with a name he’d no hope of being able to write or type.
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At the end of the day, they’re all just redundant farm equipment.
Nobody gives a fuck what their names are. Because ultimately they’re all just called Toby.
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Errr…Toby?
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I’d say ‘winkleman, Oi no!’
Seriously she doesn’t register on my radar. She sticks to her ditzy airheaded shit on TV I’m never going to see her.
She’s a s’leb and she’s one of those parasitic celebrities that only has a job on the back of other people’s hard work.
On the cunt scale she barely registers compared to Carol Vordemort who despite being worth millions has decided she’s now a hard core lefty with political aspirations.
In other unrelated news a woman was raped by four men outside a church in leafy Surrey.
‘Police said that it currently did not have full descriptions of the suspects but officers were conducting extensive inquiries to identify and locate them.
“Our investigation is in its early stages,” Matthews said.
“We are working at pace to develop our picture of the suspects, and we will share details as soon as we are able to.’
Should it turn out to be uninvited or unwanted guests I’m sure Carol will be ready to crush any far right (white) discontent.
As long as Claudia stays out of politics I’ll give her a pass even though she’s obviously a low key cunt.
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She’d need to get her hairdresser round to cut bits of that fringe out after I’d finished with her.
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Shes a bit leathery nowadays but still worth a root in my book.
Like Troy mcClure shes a leather muppet.
Add more mascara luv,
I like the Alice Cooper look👍
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You like Alice Cooper, MNC?
I do…’Hey Stoopid’ is my fave album of his.
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