CH4s new ‘star’ signing to it’s already shit Crufts presenting team of Claire ‘horseface’ Balding and Radzi Khuwungathumpa (mop headed wanker)
Where do I start with this Uber Cunt ?
1. Get your fucking fringe cut so you can see where you going without constantly shaking your head to get it out of your eyes.
2. Eat a sandwich you boney cow.
3. Wash some of the 12 layers of orange foundation of your clock. (Are you David Dickinsons love child)
4. What the fuck are you wearing ? ? ? You’re a 54 year old with 3 kids – Why are you dressed in a Black Top, trousers and Boots all 2 sizes too big. You are not a 14 yr old Goth FFS.
5. Stop grinning like a fucking moron.
Claudia comes from the ‘trying too fucking hard’ school of tv presenting. Grinning, open mouthed, zany, “I’m having a great time – this is the best thing ever” – No you’re not. You’re being paid a £riddiculous amount of money to act like a cunt.
No acting needed – you are a fucking cunt.
Nominated by : Lord_of_the_Rings
Claudia had better be careful that…
a) Clare Balding doesn’t subject her to an enforced lesbianisation
b) She doesn’t accidentally get a prize at Crufts, with the judges thinking that she’s an Afghan hound or something, although she looks more like a racoọn with that eye makeup.
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Morning Cunt Engine…..I see the presenting team for Crufts includes Ellie Simmonds so will you be watching with a box of tissues?
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Ps, I wonder what kind of dog she has? It would be funny if it was something huge like a mastiff that she rode like a horse.
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Morning LL…it’d be brilliant if she had a colossal dog set up with a harness and chariot and she could race Warwick Davis, Peter Dinklage and the R2-D2 stumpster all using similar set-ups.
After the race, none of the little extra chromosome freaks’d be able to clamber up onto the winner’s podium, as it’d be three feet high.
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@Thomas, Brilliant😂 Couldn’t have put it better myself.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻
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Is she Kennel Club Registered?
Was she ‘trotted’ round the Crufts ring?
Her hair is as ridiculous as that other orange cunt, Trump’s.
Is she also a (Vietnam) Draft Dodger?
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She always gives off lesbian vibes to me. Imagine her and Angela Eagle “at it”. A nice thought at breakfast time.
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Brilliant header pic!
Her face looks like it’s melting, no wonder she pulls her hair forward.
Get a niqab, woman, and spare the rest of us.
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In my opinion she has her hair like that so she can use airpods without giving away the fact that she’s a cunt.
Morning all.
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Ah Claudia, the face that sunk a thousand ships. Get a fucking grip with those ridiculous shampoo adverts. You should be flogging hair dye instead. Annoying cunt.
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Didn’t she melt on of her own children on Bonfire Night some years back?
Anyway she looks like a mummified Cleopatra that’s been dropped head first down a chimney.
Dear me.
Good morning.
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My memory hasn’t failed me..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32723504
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Claudia! Phwoar! Isn’t she great? Fantastic looking, brilliant voice, dead clever, witty, utterly fascinating.,, She’s more than a national treasure, she is a Betty Grable for our times.I think she would make a marvellous Prime Minister. Never mind the King, Claudia would be just the person to get The Donald back on our side. He would not be able to resist.
Good morning, everyone.
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The perfect partner for Russell Brand.
They could administer lethal doses of heroin to each other.
Good morning 👍
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P. S . O/T. I see that peace talks between the USA and Iran have broken down.
Bomb baby bomb 💣💥
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But what about International Law?
We need to send ace negotiator Rodney ‘Henry Kissinger’ Stasi to sort it out now that his job is done successfully navigating Artemis II.
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Well said Mr Twatt.
I assume Artemis II is a euphemism for a Ukrainian rent boy re-entering the P.Ms Uranus.
The country has gone to the dogs.
Yes that means you Claudia,you mental scarecrow.
Oven.
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If they ever make a live action version of the magic roundabout, she is a shoo in for the role of dougal.
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BBC 1 “Entertainment” …
The Claudia Winkleman Show
Series 1 – Episode 5: Claudia is joined by Ralph Fiennes, Anna Faris, Olivia Cooke and Michelle de Swarte.
Me neither, apart from `Rafe`, who in hindsight should have turned up as his Schindler’s List character Amon Leopold Göth (the commandant of the Kraków-Płaszów concentration camp in Płaszów in German-occupied Poland) to inject a bit of ironic comedy.
卐🤣ᛋᛋ
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Wearing his German Military uniform 🤷♂️
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Hey ho
Lets go!
Shes the ghost of joey Ramone.
A minor irritant offset by the unshakable idea she has a dark rich pelt for a pussy.
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Why does her face look upside down🤔
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When I first clapped eyes on the Winklecunt, I thought it was that other irritating talent vacuum Davina McCall in a stupid fucking wig.
Turns out they are two separate entities.
You never see them in the same room though, just in case they start circling each other and form a talent black hole so unescapable that the entire solar system could be swallowed by a void of mediocrity.
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Morning Odin, I’d quite like to see Claudia and Davina fight each other after having both been given a compound that makes them violently horny for each other.
Tess Daly to be referee. Then unwilling participant.
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That compound would be my Durban poison, Thomas.
My female Guinea pigs, sorry willing test subjects have all reported that it makes them froth like bottled Bass, before experiencing an unshakable urge to go and clean the bathroom and then for some reason the skirting boards too.
In the absence of bathrooms and skirting boards, i dare say that Claudia and Davina would be elbow deep in each others arseholes before you could say “Roll them another one Odin, this is getting interesting”.
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In my Cabinet appointments I’d ask you to be Health Secretary.
Mr Cunt Engine the Culture Secretary,with plenipotentiary powers.
After that rest of day raiding the diplomatic wine cellars.
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I always find it hard to believe that Winky is the daughter of Eve Pollard, a very beautiful woman in her day, with magnificent tits, which she was never afraid of showing off. Even now she is probably more screwable than her daughter, though I haven’t seen her in years. Imagine the shampoo queen in thirty years time. Shrivelled up old knockers like Yvette Cooper, I expect.
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I’ve just found Eve. Not bad. I would. Well, at my age you can’/t afford to be too choosy:
https://greatbritishspeakers.co.uk/talents/eve-pollard-obe/
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She is part of the BBC talent pool, or more accurately one of the many overpaid cunts at the BBC
Other than advertising shampoo and being a spare part of strictly come mincing what the fuck has she done that is worth more that a fart in wind.
Useless cunt.
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Morning Soi…at least we can presume she’s highly unlikely to be a kiddie-fiddler, probably the only BBC presenter to not be one.
Also, I see wheelchair jockey Eamonn Holmes has now had a stroke to add to his well-deserved woes…what a complete spastıc!
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Only ever seen pictures of her and similar to yourselves wonder why the long fringe face with over the top eye makeup. Hiding something obviously, which is a high forehead. But that’s the sign of intelligence. With not knowing as much as you lot, I don’t have the foggiest. Why don’t you leave her alone for being unusual. Unless the tv companies offer her more money to reveal everything and a well washed face, the mystery will continue.
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Morning SS…there is a pic of her without her trademark fringe:
https://share.google/AHiSnB46uRlserMRE
Safe pic.
You can understand her reticence to reveal her cornish pasty forehead.
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In that brief moment, Thomas, I was gearing myself up to see the difference, only to be let down. There are pictures from a space film I can recollect, which are more to do with intelligence and reveal very large foreheads and look hilariously ridiculous. I’m surprised there aren’t any of Claudia being given the AI treatment.
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I was expecting Nosferatu, but fair do’s.
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The ones that annoy me are the stupid footballers with their hilarious barnets and imagining them dressed normally and looking even more ridiculous, especially the darkles, who should wear clowns makeup to suit their image.
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Yet again the BBC have made the mistake of assuming that a successful show is down to the ‘talent’ of a presenter, rather than the format itself.
Strictly was already an established format at the top of its popularity when Winklewank was inexplicably chosen as Brucies replacement.
Traitors would have been a success if it was presented by anyone who could read an autocue.
But the BBC don’t see it like that, and after making her one of their highest paid ‘stars’, have given her a chat show.
Now, I’m no fan of Wossy, but he looks absolute class compared to Winklewank, who looks completely out of her depth.
But never mind. It’s only public money they’re spunking on their latest favourite.
The cunts.
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There’s a possibility that someone tattooed her forehead whilst she slept ?
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That’s more than enough I can comment on someone I’ve only ever seen subliminal images of.
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Morning, Cunters,
Long time no see. Glad to see the level of simmering rage is still high amongst our ranks.
Fucking state of Winkelwoman. For a moment, I thought Chrissie Hynde had properly let herself go.
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Claudia you bony arsed ugly cunt, don’t you know who I am..!
Where Ronnie Pickering is now 10 years on from viral rant
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/ronnie-pickering-now-10-years-33755394#ICID=Android_HuddersfieldExaminerNewsApp_AppShare
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Deprive her of oxygen
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I know I shouldn’t encourage this sort of bad behaviour, but I am giving you an uptick anyway EW.
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Winkleman. Looks more and more like Zelda from Terrahawks every day,
Her and that other insufferable cunt, Paddy McGuiness need to be nuked.
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I hate that insufferable anorexic looking cunt Davina mcCall more.
But the women are well behind the mens team.
Step forward Ade Edmondson and Paul Merton.
The Hindley and Brady of tv,
Of which I feel some shame that i despise them so much,
But id like to beat the both of them into a coma with a brick,
Then bury them in pigshit.
The appalling pair of fuckers
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Merton is a nuclear grade cunt and no mistake. No view on Ade, but probably a TV luvvy so Unkles oven for all of em please.
I reckon Winkleman would burn like a Scandinavian torch inside out for hours on end.
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Those “footlight” comedians and Comedy store types tend to have the capacity for nuclear cuntishness.
Tony Slattery
Stephen Fry
Sandi Tokvig
Dawn French
Ben Elton
And the war criminal of comedy Alexei Sayle.
Utter cunts.
At least Slattery had the grace to go mental and die a tramp.
The others should take note.
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If this happened to the likes of Claudia and her wokerati lefty liberal TWAT mates.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/surrey-news-rape-labyrinth-police-appeal
Something might get done about it..!
STARMER you QUISLING cunt sort this out..!
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What we’re doing is ridiculing nonentities of which we are the best at on here, but nothing will be done about it because of the times we live in of mollycoddling the cunts. We should be allowed a vote into who deserves recognition for their input and if they don’t change then off they fucking well go.
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