are cunts.
A short but brutal cunting of British vital infrastructure..
South West Water (SWW) has pleaded guilty to supplying water unfit for human consumption after a parasitic outbreak in Devon.
The prosecution was brought by the Drinking Water Inspectorate (DWI) after the incident left four people hospitalised and more than 140 confirmed cases of cryptosporidium in and around Brixham, Devon, in May 2024.
These companies are owned by foreign investors who couldn’t give a fairground fuck for anything but profits for shareholders.
It’s possible it’s all coincidental but the sheer amount of problems with our water supply can’t possibly have anything to do with the millions of brown vermin that infect our towns and cities can it?
We’ve reached population overload and disease and higher taxes are inevitable for a slum nation.
Expect the plague.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
We haven’t constructed a new reservoir since 1992, just a few years before that rictus grinning cunt Blair opened the floodgates for ever.
But good news, nine are planned before the year 2050, maybe put them next to the 1.5 million houses labour promised.
By that time everyone who isn’t black or brown, will look that colour due to lack of running water.
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Those reservoirs are part of that cunt Miliband’s green agenda.
They are meant to located in the lake district and Highlands of Scotland (AONB) and staged as one high and one low to utilise hydroelectric power.
The immediately obvious setback here is that the dumb cunt thinks that the power generated by the hydroelectric side of the equation by day will be used to pump the water from the lower reservoir back up hill by night.
Only one minor problem with this. The pumps required to shunt the water back up hill are fucking massive. Like the size of a shipping container fucking massive, with a three phase supply that will drain the local grid. And you’ll need lots of them in series.
That’s the level of retarded fuckwittery you get with Labour.
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As you and I know Odin, but I wonder if Miliband does, such a system is really just a kind of kinetic secondary cell. However much power you generate by using the descending water to spin the turbines you will need the same amount of energy generated to push the water back up again. Since the system cannot be 100% efficient there will be losses which, guess what, turn up as heat. What was that again, global warming?
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Well said Odin and for support of Arfur. The three of us obviously understand the idiocy of such schemes, which will simply serve to make big money for foreign bosses and unscrupulous contractors (who will probably be foreign as well!). But what puzzles me is that even if the dumb fuckwitts on the boards of these companies don’t understand some simple physics, there must be professional engineers somewhere in the organisation?
I do hope that Uncle Nigel reviews his latest declaration that he is no longer keen on bringing water companies back into public ownership. I’m not a big fan of public ownership, except in certain very rare circumstance – and our water is one of them …
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Dear Artur and Cassandra,
When I achieve ultimate power over these realms, you both have a job as energy minister and incredibly overpaid energy consultant respectively.
I also want MNC as my home secretary, Ron Knee (greatly missed) as my propaganda secretary, Thomas as my minster for discipline and Shaun as my minister for justice.
MNC gets the 60′ high solid gold statue of himself as Samson on the 4th plinth in Trafalgar Square, of course.
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Awful.
The people of Devon have long been known to carry parasites.
Itchy arses due to worms.
So they dont need more put in their drinking water by unscrupulous
Water companies.
Luckily, we here have water from the Peak District.
Beautiful, crystal clean,
Without parasitic bacteria.
For that we have to go to Rochdale.
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The people of Devon may as well just drink straight from the toilet bowl.
Makes no difference.
Great Scott, I will never have a cream tea there.
Dont wash your hands.
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You cheeky cunt Mis, a Devonian here. Mind you South West Water are absolute money grabbing cunts.
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The water here is ‘hard’.
Unlike Oop North (and Cornwall) where it’s soft, cos that’s how duckies like it.
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Is it not simply a case of a Robertson’s (who, as we all know, swim like stones) falling into a reservoir and getting stuck in the filter?
Darkıes poison everything they come into contact with…reservoirs, political systems, western counties, etc.
Good morning to one and all.
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The international Robber Barons that ran up billions in “dividends”,saddled the companies with debt then simply fucked off again must be laughing like drains from their mansions.
Mind you,they probably know that Britain is fast becoming a Third World Shithole so what does it matter?
Vote Uniparty so they can finish the job and Americans can watch adverts for Water Aid starring Lord Khan of the Dysentery Caliphate of Londonistan.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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This is turning out to be a great year for the High Mufti of Khuntistan.
As well as his ennoblement, the bus driver’s son will be celebrating his 10th wedding anniversary and his wife’s 18th birthday.
Strangely, his wife’s maiden name is Khan as well. Quite a coincidence.
Alan’s Snackbar.
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Now now, Khan was merely himself the victim of forced marriage.
From my observations I’ve long suspected that he prefers khock.
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Uncle, I agree. For once the lefties are correct in that these companies were allowed to cream off millions whilst piling up debt, ultimately to be paid off by us when they go tits up. Mind you, I’m wondering what state things would be in these days if it was still in public ownership…
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Indeed sir.
Nationalisation is the common cure for these privately owned disasters..
However it wouldn’t last,no political party could long resist selling it off for short term gain.
They are shit.
The Chînks would buy the lot and turn it all off and on at will.
Total cunts the lot.
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Devon cream teas.
Which way round is it?
Is it sewage on top of cream or cream on top of sewage?
I can never remember.
I went to Devon once.
It rained.
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Water companies lose millions of litres of water every day because of leaking pipes.
In a country where it pisses down with rain almost every day there should never be a water shortage, but 3 days in Britain without rain is declared as a drought and hosepipe bans are enforced.
It doesn’t take much intelligence to work out that if water is able to escape from underground pipes then all sorts of shit can also enter the pipes and cause contamination.
Water companies spend an awful lot of time and an awful lot of consumer’s money in patching up their ancient pipework.
Replace, don’t repair, you silly cunts.
Good morning.
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The docudrama “Dirty Business” tells you all you need to know…
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One of the very few things we miss following our move to Bucks from Brum is the water from the Elan valley, so soft we never bothered with salt in the dishwasher. Kettles never furred up and we first saw a rim in the wash basin after pulling the plug following our move down here. The reservoirs and aqueducts built and paid for of course by Birmingham city council in the days when local authories still had a firm grip on reality.
Annoys me when I hear politicos talking of a shortage of water. Short of water? In the UK? Do fuck off. Might as well say we’re short of P*kis. What we lack are the treatment facilities to sterilise and make it safe. Come to think of it you could say the same of the P*ki problem.
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I drank a glass of tap water in London once.
I won’t ever make a mistake a silly as that again.
I’m lucky enough to live in a part of the country where the tap water is pretty good and from an area of natural beauty.
However I still prefer to filter it or use bottled water instead. Although bottled water is full of micro plastics.
So you can’t win can you.
The over reliance on Victorian era infrastructure in this country is biting us on the arse with increasing regularity.
It’s a good job we’re importing so many, architects, scientists and engineers because they’ll be needed.
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May I suggest an Our Taap filter for drinking water.
Particle filtered, UV treated and delivers boiling and very chilled cold water which tastes like it came from a mountain spring.
And that’s using London water to start with.
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What I’ve always done whether it makes any difference whatsoever is run water for quite a while before drinking it, or filling the kettle. Even if it’s to wait for it to get colder for the taste. I laugh when people come home after being away for a few days and put a glass under the tap and drink water that’s been sitting in the pipes for days.
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Like Cornwall, Devon has its fair share of surfers.
Or aqua hippies.
These cunts spend the day
Immersed in sewage then come out the sea and drink tainted water.
They cant get ill enough!
Although they deserve it.
Complete fantasists,
In VW campers, long hair,
Gnarly dude,
Look.
This isnt california.
Your not some west coast blonde hedonist.
Your a dipshit from the home counties.
Get back in VirusWagon and stop talking bollocks,
Maaaan.
Here, have a bottle of water for the journey.
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These clowns couldn’t run a village bring and buy sale.Full gravy train oven Unkle.
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The answer is clear, import a rabies epidemic. Everyone would avoid water. Bills would come right down. The cunts who run the water companies would be totally fucked.
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Whether the waters full of shit or not, I prefer it fizzy and cold with a kick in it, rather than still and warm.
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Sarah Miles the former English actress who prefers to drink her own piss is still with us. Maybe that’s the way to go for safety. I used to fancy her when younger being of a similar age. Not now she’s riddled with piss.
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She probably smells likes a eighteenth century tannery these days Sammy.
But as you say, extremely fuckable in her day.
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Who could forget the death scene in “white mischief” – filth.
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Seeing Thames Water on the side of the van made me want to laugh, especially what’s flown through it for centuries. Even filtered must give off quite a kick. The thing is the majority of us become immune to it regardless and have to thank ourselves lucky we’re still alive.
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Reassuringly, the French utility company Suez(!) is involved in a potential rescue bid to help manage the heavily indebted Thames Water company.
Eau dear.
H₂Eau.
🧥
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I reuse the small plastic bottles after a rinse out and refill them with cold water after letting the tap run. I then put them in the fridge thinking some of the germs might not survive. What else can we do.
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Water, water everywhere!
An not a drop to drink…
Water is life.
Everything flourishes due to water.
Maybe some of you are african?
An prefer yours with a bit of wildebeest piss and mosquito larvae?
Whatever.
The best water is the deepest water.
Scientific fact.
Water filters through shale, sand, rock,
Why they drill wells at 500-1000ft.
Get the good stuff.
Best water ive ever drank is from streams up in the Peak District.
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Tunbridge Wells is famous for an area called the Pantiles and there is a spring, the Charlybeate spring, it used to 10p (probably a quid now) for a glass served by the dipper, it looks like rusty piss and tastes like it, aye but it’s good for you 😂
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I assume Devon is still majority white, if the place was overrun with human filth, the water would probably be the healthy option.
Many years ago (a great many) I was in Brixham during the trawler races, the place was like the Wild West (think of the saloon bar fights where some bloke comes flying out of the doors)
I am sure it’s much more civilised now.
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It’s full of fucking cockney Londoners nowadays who can’t be fucked to sort out the problems in their own back yard, so sell up and move out to ‘the countryside’
Then moan about the noise, the smells, lack of infrastructure and cappacino with sprinkles and cinnamon, whilst letting their dogs run amock and trying to lord it over the locals. Cunts.
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Spotted this in the news a couple of days ago.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0legx72nx4o
” down to 1000 per week” What?
It’s not a fucking achievement, YW!!!
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As you know, I`ve always suffered from dry and dirty waterholes full of diseases – now it’s your turn. And if you could send me only $5 I wouldn`t have to walk that 278 miles to the nearest well with my crumpled bucket.
I live in London now.
🫗
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It’s always the same with you coloureds never stop complaining 😉
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At least the water isn’t as filthy as the streets. I lived in London for over twenty years and gladly I’ve survived it now living in an out of the way quiet area. I’ll try and get you some clearer water though, Sam Beau, especially after all that traipsing about you’ve done.
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For just £9 a day, little Tarquin can have clean water to drink.
It’s not his fault Mummy and Daddy, desperate to escape the Home Counties rat race sold their Surrey hills mansion for £4 million and moved to Devonshire.
Please give generously.
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I don’t know what most of the complaints are about, especially after what the piss artists have drank over the years from killer ale. I know because I was one of them and managed to escape it in time. That’s probably why I can now sustain any water that comes my way.
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After receiving estimated bills from South West Water for around three years I received a bill of around £3000.00. I noted this bill was also an estimate. So, before paying it I demanded an actual meter reading.
I knew where the meter was, one of the first things I did when I moved in, just in case. However SWW couldn’t find it, I decided that was their problem and refused to pay until it was read.
It took them a further two years and a lot of digging to find it, much to my amusement.
Meanwhile, I found out they are only supposed, by law apparently, to send two consecutive estimates before providing an actual meter reading, good news, two years of free water and their £3000.00 bill up their ass.
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Out of the blue Major, Thames increased our bil by 150%. I phoned in and got some east European whose instructions were to fob me off no matter what. He suggested I’d been using a hose. I told him the garden was watered when it rained and the cunt entered on the system that when it rained I got out the hose pipe. They sent a man out to prove me wrong and he discovered the cunt who read the meter for them had read the wrong meter. I now read the meter every month and submit the reading myself.
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Our water rates were getting ridiculous, we asked for a survey for a water meter. The bloke came out, oh put it in the kitchen I pinpointed out that the meter would only measure half the water we used if that. The coupler off the top of the stop cock was a tee piece.
Oh you can’t have a water meter then. All six houses have a shared water service. An epic refund off SWW.
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All these water aid charities are missing a trick by concentrating on lazy Africans..
With the average uk water bill at £600 a year, they should be boring wells here.
Let the africunts fight crocodiles for a cup of bison piss.
Those ungrateful chimps never stop complaining.
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Wessex Water are one of the better ones, but all suffer from the inability to find and fix leaks it’s appears.
It rained in this part of the world from January to March. We should have more than enough for our own needs, to the point where we should be selling it to southern Europeans.
I don’t buy the its too difficult to move bollocks, the victorians moved it via the canal network and the Saudis pipe oil halfway across continents, the only blocker is innovation in the water companies, only interested in ripping off their customers and cunts like Milliband in government who are fucking clueless about just about everything.
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The Antidisestablishmentarianism didn’t give a toss what was in the water.
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Wessex water are indeed cunts and thick. We use a frightening amount of water in my business, so they are always onto us for ph readings and stuff in the drains checking for chemicals which we use, fair enough, but when they want us to cut letter box sized holes in three of our massive water tanks to prevent backflow into the mains we argued that the overflow will flood our building, ruin machinery and go onto 3 phase power boards and the like we politely told them to get fucked and not be silly, hence we were nearly summoned to head office until they realised oh I see what you mean, he looked about 12 on his clipboard nosey about. Cunts.
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Let them drink Kronenbourg.
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If any of you have a indoor bath may i state that some bath salts are just the thing for tired and aching muscles.
An you smell like a whores handbag afterwards.
How wonderful.
Suppose that you could use it in a hot tub?
Not in Devon though.
Get out dirtier than you got in.
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Let them bathe in ass’s milk.
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When going for a meal in a restaurant, I always ask for a glass of water and to make sure it’s nice and cold I go to watch it coming from the tap for a minute or two. Don’t believe in having ice cubes in it because you don’t know what was in the water being frozen.
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