The staggering bullshit of Modern Britain and our BBC (150)

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I read this “article” with my usual disdain but also interested as to how the complete idiocy of those involved would be “dressed up”..

I’m pleased to say everyone indeed in this mess are total cunts.

A two year old African toddler falls into a river,is carried off by the current and drowns..

Important questions surely follow:

Who was looking after him and why did they fail to see the danger?

Did nobody realise Africans are fucking hopeless?

Float like concrete?

No no no…instead the authorities apologise for..

“Leicester Coroner’s Court heard it took an hour to tell Xielo’s mum Kayela Smith that her son had fallen into water.”…

Chief Investigating Officer Hames told jurors it was the “largest search that has ever been undertaken by Leicestershire Police”, and “one of the largest water searches ever undertaken in the United Kingdom”…

All because the victims idiotic relatives couldn’t look after a two year old,were apparently struck dumb and/or too busy with chiggun to contact the boys mother and father,probably because they all spoke different dialects.

Excuses excuses excuses,all someone else’s fault and another degenerate ethnic sob story of shite.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

59 thoughts on “The staggering bullshit of Modern Britain and our BBC (150)”

  1. Oh well, no harm done.
    This news story is like those at the end of the news about a cat that surfboards or a dog that says sausages.

    Light humour.

    The little mudskipper was doomed soon as left in the charge of his gormless aunts,
    Who were probably going to sell his body parts for witchcraft anyway.

    Pointless searching the river.
    Hed of sunk like a brick.
    Give em a goldfish as compensation.

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    • I once saw a negro boy struggling in the water in the local park.

      “Helps me!. Helps me mister.
      I’s drowning! ” he moaned.
      Before dissapearing below the water.
      Only to resurface.

      Like everyone else i tried to ignore him out of embarrassment.

      But no, at it again.

      “helps me! Please!”
      He really was a dreadful nuisance.
      He again popped below the surface
      And his woolly little nut reappeared like a floating dog turd.
      He was just about to start his bothersome whining again when i quickly
      Leaped to my feet
      And with the speed and accuracy of only a true Englishman threw a large cobble which landed with a meaty thunk
      On his head.
      He never resurfaced which was a relief to everyone watching.
      Some of them gave me a polite applause.

      But as you know I’m very humble and just gave a slight nod and tipped my hat.
      My civic duty after all..

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  2. Someone is telling porkies,so this bridge has no parapet along it? Yeah right..in health and safety mad Britain.

    So the little ape would of had to climb up it, to access the water..
    I guarantee the lard arse Orangutans were sitting on a bench eating chiggun.

    Black people should be fitted with armbands when near any body of water..

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  3. This story is reflective of the difference in intelligence between the Caucasians & darker shades in this world. Risk awareness comes naturally to the lighter types, along with the ability to think ahead & mitigate the risks.
    Not so with the darker shades, perhaps not quite intelligent enough to understand that non swimming 2 year olds can’t be allowed near deep water …& when it inevitably goes wrong, it’s someone else’s fault, obviously. I’m sure a share of £18trillion could make it all better.

    No aspiring rocket scientists here!

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  4. If they’d have stayed in Um Bongoland, this little simian would still be alive.
    At least this country has saved a bit of future cash not giving money to all the dimwitted slags who would’ve gotten pregnant by him in 16 years’ time.
    150 cuntings for the BBC!
    Hooray!

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    • No doubt racism is the cause and we’ll be hearing about this nonstop like Saint Srephen of Lawrence and Damilola Taylor.

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  5. Africans need to make their mind up, normally its complaints of not enough water.

    Seems to me it was somewhere between bad babysitting and an accident, not sure why the local rozzers should feel the need to apologise, this would appear to be one of the rare occasions they mobilised to do some actual police work, finding the large headed little boy. Informing the parent should be very low on the list of priorities in this case, concentrating their efforts on searching.

    Perhaps the aunt entrusted with the care of the child could have rang mum on speakerphone to loudly inform mum, also on speakerphone she should not have been entrusted with him after all?

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  7. It’s not nice hearing about any small child that has drowned, even if it is due to neglect.

    However, the search must have cost millions and the distress caused to the unlucky cunts that found the body must be extreme.

    I feel sure that an average white family would have thanked the police for their efforts and then gone away to mourn in private.

    Not so with these jungle bunnies.

    They are looking for an angle where they can profit by claiming compensation.

    Fuck them, give them the bill for all the work that was done in finding their kid.
    And then lock them up for child neglect.

    The cunts.

    Good morning.

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    • I’ve found a fair few bodies over time, No harm done. Except I like to poke them in the eye just to be sure, cries of evidence tampering. Fuck off, I was making sure they were dead before wasting resources.

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      • Fair do’s mate poke the eye, no response likely dead you only need a gentle poke. Obviously sometimes it’s very easy to tell the person is deceased cut in half, somewhat malodorous etc. Tampering with evidence bollocks.

  8. If the famous battle between brave upstanding British troops and the zulu horde had happened at Lake windermere instead of Rourkes Drift then we wouldnt have lost a single soldier and itd been over in a few minutes.

    They are absolutely useless near water.
    Probably why mermaids were always white.

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  9. Water is odd stuff to the tinted ones. They dont see much of it at home and it is a bit of a puzzle to them. Wasn’t another two brown bread after swimming (sinking) up Snowdon. Surprised they hop on and off dingys as they do. Big notices ” Water” fuck off.
    However….the adults in loco parensis (sp?) weren’t so it is they who are to blame, but in GB nothing is ever antbody’s fault, just ask a politician.
    Mornin’ all

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  10. It would appear our 150 cuntings and counting BBC reported on the conclusion of this inquiry, where accidental death was recorded.
    This article offers some interesting reading.
    ‘ The two sides of the family had been separated in the courtroom due to tensions following Xielo’s death.
    Members of Xielo’s maternal family attempted to approach his paternal side, and were held back by staff members after they threw water across the room’.

    And here’s another little nugget.

    ‘ Leicestershire Police said CCTV evidence showed he was 10 metres (32ft) away from the women when he fell into the river’.

    Oh dear. It seems that it might not have been the fault of racist old bill after all.

    https://www.google.com/goto?url=CAESbAFYJrphC18IYQtUcDhsPxnWNpYaDVwJldDJQ3P4wyiQO6AOOblow3Ob9ZnjBRlAQEHYbfEJ5OFqbLfx-3pPTQq_cfely5znELYl1AlunxHTFSr0S68Avm4OGUnGHTDbiMrKuOAcoFllme6o7g==

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    • Context is everything. Something that any decent journalist will tell you.
      In which case, the BBC should have apologised for the context of their first article, where it was obviously implied that old bill and other authorities were, in some way, responsible for the boy’s death.
      The subsequent facts clearly show otherwise.

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      • Someone called Dan Hunt wrote this dribble.

        I suspect his Christian name is not Dan but Warwick.

      • And someone called `Xielo` (!) fell into the water.
        I suppose if he`d managed to get all growed up he would not have had a problem signing his name on the various multitude of claimant forms: ✖️

  12. I noted that the end of the report states that Leicester City Council does not own the bridge, so I looked up who does. Apparently it is jointly owned by Stephen Yaxley Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson, Mikel Arteta, and someone calling himself “Prince” Andrew .

    Good morning, everyone.

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    • I don’t think darkés are often on the menu for our cartilaginous friends, Pubis. Xenon would probably have given Jaws indigestion with all those brillo pad shavings stuck on his head.

      On the other hand if there’d been crocodiles in the water…

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  14. As a non-swimmer (like my parents) I can’t add much. Only to observe that as children one of our favourite places to play and never with adult supervision, was along the Walsall canals. Mind you the state of them in those if you had fallen in you would have dissolved rather than drowned.

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  16. Africans are well known for their lackadaisicalness approach to life. The child in my opinion should’ve been strapped to the back of the carer to make sure it came to no harm, even though old enough to stroll around, but that wouldn’t have entered the mind to their way of seeing things.

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  17. I think our rescue team did more than enough to find the child safe and well, to make sure we wouldn’t have to fork out million’s of pounds and further costs of giving the parents knighthoods. Again.

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  18. The bridge in question is hundreds of years old, so it goes without saying that it is obviously racist.

    The logical conclusion would be that it needs blowing up by the Royal Engineers ( if we’ve still got any ) with C4 explosive.

    This would conclusively prove that Black Lives Matter and would automatically generate a large compensation payment.

    When our kids were little, we had them on reins when walking near roads, water etc.

    It’s not fucking rocket science.

    Anyway, Mother Nature ( like Jesus ) is British and she doesn’t like dusky hued types wandering around the countryside making it look untidy.

    She takes no prisoners and is merciless.

    Which is highly commendable.

    Good morning.

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  19. I’m at a complete loss as to why there is such a hue and cry when such a seemingly improbable occurrence takes place and an Afreekan child is injured or killed. This is yet another example of Darwin’s Law being founded on sound principles.

    Inspector Kevin Hames – a great surname – his team made a complete Hames of trying to find the trainee chiggun muncher’s body.

    Chiggun!

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    • Laugh? I nearly shat.
      PS – it`s not O/T, it`s all part of the same constant fountain of projectile diarrhoea continually being shat out by the BB fucking C.
      🚽

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  26. Nobody ever stops and thinks of the shock and trauma such events must cause to the riverbank folk. Hammy and Roderick deserve counselling and a slap up tea.

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  27. It really is a crying shame i wasnt there at the time.

    Im a marvelous swimmer.
    Like Buster crabbe or Johnny weissmueller.
    I can dive in a graceful arc and within seconds ive covered 40,50ft?

    Im a sight to behold in my bathing suit.
    Rippling muscle and chiselled features,
    Yes, pity i wasnt there.

    I like a good laugh😁

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    • If you’d have rescued the little Robertson’s, by the time you’d towed it back to shore, your wallet and watch would have mysteriously disappeared.

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      • This unfortunate child, Xerox
        I know how he feels Thomas.

        Im lucky to have got through childhood myself.

        My dad while full of no nonsense advice and common sense insight had no clue when it came to child safety.

        He taught me how to start a fire when very young.
        And he collected militaria which he let me
        And my cousins play with.
        My mum would go off her nut!
        As would my auntie when seeing a 6yr old with a cavalry sabre or a bayonet,
        And another kid using a breastplate as a sheild to ward off the clumsy blows. 😁

        I once took a cavalry sword to school.
        The Bloody Rose it was called.
        The teacher asked my dad if he wanted to sell it.

        Different more innocent days.
        When under 10s could carry swords with impunity.

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