I’ve often thought the cunts should all be shot then the firing squad can then shoot the “parolee” and save a great deal of time and money.
This delightful tale confirms once again that I’m correct..
The hapless pen pushers have decided its time to release one Zahid Iqbal,who is somewhat shockingly a convicted terrórist.
Thankfully “Parole Board decisions are solely focused on what risk a prisoner could represent to the public if released and whether that risk is manageable in the community.
“Parole reviews are undertaken thoroughly and with extreme care. Protecting the public is our number one priority.”…
Please do have a look at Iqbal and his fellow plotters,see what “care” needs to be taken.
Dear me.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Im watching a thing about motorhomes.
I like the idea of a converted horsebox.
Unfortunately it stars uber twat,
Paul Merton.
Ive always disliked Paul Merton.
I find him deeply unfunny,
Irritating, and effete.
A BBC luvvie type.
This programme has honed this dislike into a razor sharp hatred of the man.
He has the body of Quentin Crisp,
But the head of a owl?
Hes deeply unmanly,
Cant do anything practical,
He wears loud Timmy Mallet style shirts,
And lets his missus (suki!! 😂)
Do all the driving,
I assume because his wrists are to weak.
If i went on a campsite and this little tit was pitched up next to me?
Id have to leave.
Itd end up with me giving him what Huntley got.
Hes a fuckin disgrace.
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Merton has always been a grade A cunt.
He’s as unfunny as Stage 4 cancer and has the highest opinion of himself.
Sees himself as a modern day Tony Hancock, I just see him as a cock.
BBC radio blathering on about how many Iranians have died in the bombing. Whatever the numbers it’s no where near the amount the Iranian regime have killed themselves.
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He was sectioned for 28 days Paul Merton.
Depression apparently.
Probably someone didnt make his soy latte with fairtrade soy,
Or someone snubbed him at a book signing.
Little drama queen.
Always knew he was puddled.
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Warburtons bread have just lost a customer.
In their latest advert is yank sooty Morgan Freeman,
He has all dead flies stuck to his face.
Cant eat bread that filthy cunt might of touched.
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Dy’you know, after stating “dead flies stuck to his face” .
You’ve completely fucked up my enjoyment of “Shawshank Redemption”
Northern, ” you bastard”…😂
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A metaphor for GB :
” Cut away those rags, get a new canvas aloft*
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Starbuck.!
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