The English Channel Dinghy Enquiry

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The Cranston Enquiry has just published its report into the sinking of a “migrant” dinghy in the Channel..

“The deaths of at least 30 people who drowned while attempting to cross the English Channel in 2021 could have been avoided, an inquiry has found.

The dinghy they were travelling on became swamped and capsized in the early hours of 24 November 2021, in what became the deadliest Channel small boat incident on record.

Only two people survived, and were found almost 12 hours after they called for help..”

The victims set off from a beach near Dunkirk in France and came from a number of countries, including Iraq, Somali, Ethiopia, Egypt and Afghanistan…dear dear me.

Apparently there aren’t enough ships and aircraft constantly on patrol to stop the feral cunts drowning.

The report recommended the Coastguard gives specific training to its staff about how to deal with small boats, as well as investing in new technology..

As yet another bonus for us the Enquiry has been translated into seven languages.

It seems certain whoever gets the bill for this Enquiry won’t be delighted.

Finally,thankfully,the French coastguard have been approached for comment.

Oh good.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

80 thoughts on “The English Channel Dinghy Enquiry”

  1. The 30 or so deaths resulting in the enquiry were entirely preventable by enforcing the narrow strip of sea border at a small cost of a few little patrol boats with some light weaponry (kinda like real countries with functioning borders do) all for the annual cost of less than a fucking enquiry.

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    • Real countries, i.e. countries which are not in the ECHR and do not kowtow to the mythical “International Law.”

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  3. ”The victims set off from a beach near Dunkirk”.

    Incorrect. The victims are the indigenous population of this once great country being swamped with a tidal wave of brown criminal filth, which they are expected to pay for.

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    • Not to worry, ‘Sir’ Kweer will help us out and offer sanctuary to millions of Iranians who will all definitely pay their way.
      Morning Odin/all.

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      • Morning Thomas. Morning all.

        Much as it pains me to say this, all of the Iranians (Persians) I know are actually very nice people.

        What that rent boy feltching cunt Starmer will do is import the IRGC to come and reunited with their sleeper cells and blow our kids to bits.

        Labour and the greens are traitors to this country and should be hanged as such.

    • They are not ‘victims’.
      They put themselves in harm’s way.
      As for new equipment for the coast guard, I’d suggest .50 BMGs at a minimum.
      It is, after all, an invasion

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  4. “…could have been avoided”

    Yes, might somebody have suggested to these swarthy, drug-dealers not to board thiis dinghy.

    Ah well.
    Ho Hum.
    Nevermind.

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  5. I think that the idea is too carefully watch each boat from the moment that it leaves France, all the way to the English beaches.

    Don’t stop them of course.
    Don’t turn them back.
    Just do everything you can to make sure that their illegal arrival is safe.

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  6. Aren’t the French navy guarding our air base in Cyprus..

    Says it all, fat quare Rodney would use our navy to guide inbred pàkis to our shore, so they can get a jump on raping little white girls.

    Grovelling to the pàki filth yesterday, that cunt needs to die the most painful and drawn out death imaginable.

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  7. Another lengthy and expensive inquiry.
    Why bother?
    I started and finished my own inquiry within a few minutes of reading this nom, and my conclusion was thus.
    If the ‘victims’ had remained in their place of birth, or at least remained in the first safe country they arrived at, they’d still be alive.
    There. That wasn’t difficult was it?

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    • 100% agree, lets hope that Two Tier doesn’t decide to give the families of the dead some compo, but I won’t hold my breath.

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  8. You will die doing something recklessly stupid. Then why bring it up half a decade later. Did this come to light because the attempted it in the dark.

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  9. Now that France has taken over guarding our overseas bases it’d be most welcome if the Israeli Defence Force took over guarding the English Channel.

    We are at a very low ebb as a country,just look at what our political system has managed to create as a Prime Minister these past twenty odd years for example.

    What a rotten mess.

    But it’s a nice day for a hike in the hills and a niece slice of splendid gala pie.

    Fuck them all.

    Good morning.

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    • UT do you not find the countryside very “white” would a few ethnics enhance your enjoyment? They do mine when my good friend takes me rough shooting. The only way I can legally get my hands on any type of firearm since my FC was revoked cos the traitorous cunt of a GP said I was mental. Cannot hunt with a bow in England, banned in the 60’s. Enjoy your day sir.

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      • I’m sure you’re no more crackers than I am Bb. I just have to remember not to eat the crayons and not to lick the windows when people are watching.

        Oh and not to step on the cracks in the pavement under any circumstances!

      • Cheers BB.

        There is a reservoir about 20 minutes away that attracts pakis from their lairs,but they also have a habit of falling off rocks etc and very seriously hurting themselves.

        So it’s not all bad.

        Your health sir.

      • Further thoughts Bb. Go see the GP in blackface and say you’re a woman. Tell him if he doesn’t cancel his diagnosis you will report him to the GMC for his blatant racism and misogyny.

      • Arfurbrain, do you have a sure fire method for removing purple crayon stains off ones mouth and chin area? All the other colours can be removed easily. Love purple crayons black current with a hint of paraffin. Avoiding the cracks on the local shopping area is a cunt as the whole pavement the length of the shops is covered with little square block paving. I had to camp overnight just to visit the ironmongers. Life is a cunt, Black face identifying as a women all he’d do is up the anti psychotics he’s dealt with me for too long, thanks for the suggestion.

    • DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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  11. Its pointless bringing it up now, when thousands of the cunts have survived since, we wished had met the same fate.

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    • Refuse aid on entry, intern and deport with an exclusion limit, (say 10 years before you can legally apply to come in)

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    • Well, when you think about it, killing people, arson, damage to public and private property is also illegal.
      I actually got a well done and a bit of tin from the Government for that, so the law if sort of flexible on some points.

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  14. I have just launched my own enquiry.

    The deaths were unnecessary and preventable.
    A legal and safe means of entry to the country is available in line with international laws, Failure to comply lays the blame heavily on those who choose to circumnavigate these laws.
    Further to this The UK Government is partly to blame by accepting those that choose to circumnavigate the legal system and offering them the same assistance and care offered to legitimate claimants who have followed the correct channels.

    I think that covers it all.

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    • No gravy train to ride with that approach though is there LB. Cushty little number sitting there for week after week on the tax payers money, coming to conclusions that align wholly with the narrative.
      This country’s judiciary, politicians & every form of officialdom are absolutely rotten to the core. Filth.

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  15. An enquiry is normaly carried out to discover what went wrong, and so prevent it happening again.
    Tatty rubber boat, overloaded, middle of winter.
    Answer :- Don’t do it.
    How is it any different to those twats on Ben Nevis and Snowdon getting a bit cold?
    Enquiry my arse, more like an exercise in creating grief guilt in the public. Well not here.
    Mornin all

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    • I dunno about stopping the boats but when he said smash the gangs and one in one out, he was thinking about a neverending supply filling his receptive holes.

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    • I love it when you see that 74 were in one boat that they paid for, and then they complain about cramped accommodation that they don’t pay for!

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  18. I have heard that the conditions on these cross channel services are do not cut the mustard. No casino, and the duty free is poorly stocked. No giant Toblerone, and no big bags of peanut M&Ms. I think a stiff letter from one of the purple haired lesbianic ladies who run the immie support groups is in order. Human rights are being openly flouted by service providers. Anyone would think they were fucking pirates.

    Come on Shabana, you can do better.

    Good morning, everyone.

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  19. ‘The French coastguard have been approached for comment’, and here is their official response:

    30 morts. Qui donne une merde?

    Regardez you Eengleesh wankeurs, thees is how eet works.

    Rachel pay us lots of your roobish Eengleesh pounds which we make her change for Euros at Calais Bureau de Change (and we feex the exchange rate, ha ha). In return we send you all the 3rd world détritus we can find. A good deal, n’est-ce pas?
    You Eengleesh think you are so funnee with your Inspecteur Clouseau and your jokes about the War. Well Tommee, the joke is on you now.

    Allez la France

    Insérez le Brexit dans votre derriere.

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    • Good moaning, monsieur Twatt.
      Of course, the whole thing is a complete shambles … none of them was wearing a captain`s hat for a start.
      Maybe comrade Queer Charmer could supply them?
      🫡

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    • Good moaning, monsieur Twatt.
      Of course, the whole thing is a complete shambles … none of them was wearing a captain`s hat for a start.
      Maybe comrade Kweer Charmer could supply them?
      🫡

      (ignore previous comment, in moderation)

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  20. If that’s the actual dinghy, the Mae West safety harness didn’t save them, after someone stubbed out their fag-end.

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  22. In French waters, so why does the uk have an inquiry.

    Why aren’t there huge signs all Calais and Dunkirk in multiple languages

    ‘If you try to cross the channel illegally in unsuitable craft IT IS AT YOUR OWN RISK don’t expect any help’

    As for Heidi Alexander ((has two seats in the HoC) safe and legal routes will make no difference to the cunts who have tried and failed to get asylum in multiple European countries so will still go for the dinghy route.

    If everyone was so concerned in France and the UK returning all channel cunts back to France on the day they arrive would end the crossings in days, its not that difficult.

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  23. If the stupid twats had got the rhwanda plan up and running sooner the dinghy rat filth wouldn’t be here…..!

    The obvious conclusion is of course.

    Whoever is in power, WANT THEM HERE..!

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  24. I can’t imagine hating my own country so much that I might possibly think wasting money & wringing my hands over this nonsense of an inquiry should ever go ahead.
    It is, as you would expect, our fault these fools drowned. It’s clearly beyond Keir ‘Not Winston Churchill’ Starmer to understand that if these dozy would-be-sailor in a dinghy cunts started realising that no-one is coming to rescue them if they get in the shit AND that if they do make it they’re going straight back regardless, it might go some way to changing their minds about making the crossing in the first place. Then the useless twat wouldn’t have to worry about his hollow bullshit gang smashing plans, the thick cunt.

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  25. Seeing that they are coming over anyway, they should be forced to wear Wankeir masks and see what the cunt makes of that.

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  27. This dinghy was very close to the main shipping lane when the helmsman took evasive action with the rudder, causing it to capsize. There were about 110 on something designed for half that many, the main reason for what happened here, nothing else, & no blame anywhere else. So 27 made a new entry to the 27 Club.

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    • 卐¯¯ᛋᛋ /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ⁍ ⁍ ⁍
      Guten Morgen, meine kleinen Nicht-Winston-Churchills !
      Holiday camps. Build some holiday camps.
      I did, and it provided a `solution` for many problems.
      🏭

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      • Adolph –
        On another matter, here in Britain we have a cretin running the country who wants to give away British sovereign territory to another country and pay that country billions of pounds for 100 years.

        Could I ask you to pass this information on to your fellow Austrian Dr Freud and ask him what form of insanity the cretin is suffering from?

        Danke

      • Achtung !!!

        Imagine, being sent……..to Butlins 😯😯

        The horror……..the horror………

      • Ah, Jawohl Jack, that brings back some memories.
        Stalag Butlins Filey was a particular favorite of mein.
        Sady, no longer.
        🎪

      • And as for the feige Schlampe Sir Starmer, he would qualify for both a red and a pink triangle … camp badge.
        🔻

      • Mein Führer @

        I escaped from Butlins Pwllheli, only to be captured and returned the following year.

        Holiday in the sun ?

        Pissed it down

        Kamerad !

        PS If I were you, I’d take Eva and the kids to Benidorm.🌞

        That Franco geezer runs a tight ship.

        Told Uncle Joe to FUCK OFF !!…..No vacancies

        A very good evening to you 👍

  29. O/T….😩 Police federation chief has been arrested seemingly regarding corruption…. another diversity hire with fingers 🤌 in the till ….what a 💩show the country is…but move along nothing to concern yourselves with, just concentrate on coronation street on the box you worthless plebs 🤫

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