is a cunt.
Our ever vigilant bunch of old women in government, local and national, are concerned that “recycling” remains stubbornly at 45%, where it has been for several years, so they have come up with a ripping new wheeze: From March 31st paper must be separated from cardboard, but hand on – what about those flimsy post cards we sometimes receive from exotic locations like Southend, or even somewhere more exotic like Luton?. Those sometimes very thick paper adverts insurance companies like to send out. Paper sack or cardboard sack?. What a decision to make – fuck it, let’s just dump everything in a black plastic sack and then recycling will fall. I couldn’t be bothered to fuck about and I doubt many people will:
Nominated by W.C. Boggs.
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Ive just split my head open.
Low doorway,
Because architects think everyones built like R2D2.
Claret running down my bald nut.
All over my hands.
Went an dropped off the labourer who seemed suspiciously lacking in sympathy and went to morrisons to get the dog some pork ribs.
Got some right funny looks!!
Pensioners moving out of my way,
Didnt reply to my cheery Hello👋
Toddlers hiding behind mummys skirt
Dont let jihadi john get me mummy!
Had to go in the khazi and wash of the blood.
Ive coated the top of my slightly misshapen nut in Germolene.
That cures everything from splinters to bowel cancer.
Throbs a bit.
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Nah, what it is Mis, architects design stuff for normal size people like me.
Seriously though, I’m sorry to hear that. Injuries sustained at work are a pisser. I once went to fix some kit in a big railway signal control centre in Slough. The box was in a 6′ rack with a heavy glass door. When I opened the door the top hinge disengaged and the door smacked me in the face so hard it drew bood. The guy sitting at the desk beside the rack said flatly; “Yeah that happened to the last guy who opened that door.” I guess he couldn’t be bothered to mention it to me beforehand, dull cunt.
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TCP mate, I am a big fan of TCP.
I fucked myself up some years ago, My grandads first aid kit was in the house and I dropped a prop shaft on my hand when I was changing the clutch on the landrover.
I went in and had a shuffle trough some very Victorian jars and found one that said Iodine, there was some kind of brown shit like marmite in it, I shoved that in the hole, fucking ran round the garden screaming, put my hand under the garden tap on full blast trying to ease the pain.
Once it had calmed down to an electric drill sensation I went and read the label.
The bottle had once contained Iodine crystals, and it suggested one crystal to so many parts water.
I had shoved fuck knows how many crystals (in paste form) in the wound, it hurt more than the prop shaft landing on it,
Bit on the bright side no infection, I still have that scar.
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Some of you may know that at one point I faced amputation of one of my limbs (leg but it works now).
Any way I thought about claiming the amputated limb on religious grounds then either burying it in someone’s garden and tipping of the police, or sticking it in someone’s bin.
That would have been fun.
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Hahaha 😂
Leave it wrapped in brown paper in a kebab shop.
Then phone the police
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QUISLING Starmski’s doesn’t want to upset the Muslim… Gutless cunt..!
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/politics-news-latest-nigel-farage-reform-zack-polanski-greens-keir-starmer-labour-kemi-badenoch-tories
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We should live in a box of our choice and leave all the rubbish in the house, until the council decide to sort out what goes in which box. Or we could simply live with the rubbish until a decision is made. Thought I’d pull another spin on things. It’s a long day for one subject, or have I simply banged my head also.
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I have just had a little caddy for household food waste delivered starting in April. Lincolnshire is apparently a pilot scheme so other cunters might be getting one at some point unless you already have something similar. Not everyone has room for a love dungeon like Cunt Engine to get rid of their food scraps.
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Pilot? we’ve had those for about five years. Not that I’ve ever used mine.
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Weve got one LL.
Thing is they attract fruit flies.
The geniuses that thought it up never factored for the fact that leaving vegetable and fruit peelings indoors would mean a infestation of fruit flies.
Chuck the fucker in the paper recycling and dont bother.
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These councils are cheeky cunts.
Weve paid in taxes for our bins collected.
Then they move the goalposts.
We’re giving you 30 bins,
You need to wash and sort everything for the relevant bin or we wont collect it.
Oh wont you you saucy cunt?!!!
Your not the boss of me.
You dont take it ill drive it to one of those asylum hotels and spread it all near the front door. 😡
They said,
Oh were going to have to charge you a extra £50 for green waste.
If you don’t pay
We wont collect.
Fuck ya then.
It sits outside till it degrades.
Missus Miserable was going to pay it!!!
Fuck that.
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I think all these bins are designed to confuse elderly Sheffield pensioners, Mis.
JP would rather go jihad down the local council offices than pay a fine.
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Too bloody right!
The fuck do they think I am, Mr. Universe?
How the hell am I supposed to drag a bin full of glass and cans out to the curb every four weeks?
It’s all I can manage to shift the half-full general waste bin once a fortnight. The don’t think how the elderly in poor health cope. Wash this, rinse that, desperate the other, don’t put batteries in the bin, take unused paint to the tip.
Fuck off.
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Seperate, not desperate, FML.
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Separate, not seperate, FYL.
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I have to drive outside the district to tip.
Most tips dont take trade waste.
The lazy twats.
If you want to upset them at the tip chuck a load of strip lights on the household waste!
😂
They go doolally.
Hazardous waste hazardous waste!!
Or chuck some binbags in the paper recycling.
If they ask you whats in em say
” just a bit of asbestos”
They wont see the funny side.
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Whereve you all gone?
Im having a rant here.
Least you can do to pretend to listen.
Selfish bastards
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Starmer you fucking prick.
Squirming like a maggot saying we weren’t involved. Of course we weren’t! They don’t fucking trust you!
Don’t worry though, if they need any curly slipper factories bombing they will give you a call.
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Hes a disgrace.
Hope Trump takes note of just what a spineless little twat starmer is.
Hope he spanners up the chagos deal and goes out of his way to embarrass him on the world stage.
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To be fair it’s gently amusing to think of vegans,Liberal Democrats and other such human sludge busily washing out all their bottles and tins safe ( dont they have to take all the labels off as well?) in the knowledge they are saving the planet by carefully placing such items in the correct colour coded bin…
But really it’s all being buried or being taken to Africa on a dirty great boat to be thrown onto a mountain of burning tyres and old fridges.
For little wógs to clamber over in perpetuity.
Cunts.
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When my dad was still working if we found asbestos he’d just smash it up with a lump hammer, put it in binbags and chuck it in general waste😂
BUT DAAAaaaD!!!
” they can fuck right off”
Was his sage advice.
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