are cunts.
I bought a new pair of walking boots today . They came in a large box, so when asked if I wanted a bag, I said yes please.
I was then presented with a flimsy brown paper bag with handles. It felt like it would rip if anything heavier than a couple of oranges went in it. I looked outside to confirm that, yes, it was still raining ( being Somerset in February, not unusual).
The bag had started to deteriorate before I reached the end of the road. The choice was to put the box on my head like a tribeswoman, or buy another bag for 30p in the nearest supermarket.
Obviously another green initiative, although they could have saved money and ink by not having their logo and contact details on the brown paper bag. But as usual, not dealing with the realities of life.
I have probably missed the point in that I was supposed to get a warm glow of altruism for sporting the flimsy article. I should have pointed it out to all the people on the 376 bus coming back from Wells. At least I would have got a seat to myself. What a load of unmitigated cunt.
Nominated by Mary Hinge.
I think shoplifting darkles should have their hands chopped off.
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Nah, chop their fucking heads off..☠️
There’d be no more shoplifting..!
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Get the steamroller man to run over then. He could give a jolly wave to the kiddies as he drove by.
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anyone have Chuck Norris in DP?
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In quite unsporting fashion I nabbed him.
But then you don’t pick Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris picks you.
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That is a name I would never want to see in the dead pool.
Meanwhile, there is hope for Thomas and I, as Keith Richards is still very much alive.
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Chuck Norris to God.
“Uh…your in my seat big fella”.
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Pretty sure that Lemmy’s already bagged that seat, LL.
He’d twat Norris with his Rickenbacker.
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And we, as knowledgeable connoisseurs Odin, will continue to induldge upon occasion with the assurance that we’ll not end up like Layne Staley.
Now then, where did I leave my fentanyl syringe? 🚑
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This lad says it as it is..👍
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWEXwVDjGQC/?igsh=MWt5MTFwNHNpMXd5NQ==
No paper bags are mentioned in this observation.
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Chuck Norris was rubbish.
All turkey teeth, cowboy boots,
And plastic surgery.
Frankly i thought he was a disgrace.
Cowboys dont go round kicking people.
They blow their brains out.
He was the paper bag of martial arts.
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I refuse to use paper bags.
Useless.
Not fit for purpose.
And i dont want to be lectured by a fuckin supermarket chain either.
Morrisons are cunts for this.
I once had a huge tantrum because they said they didn’t have plastic bags.
Just those shitty paper ones.
I took my shirt off to use it as a sling to carry my shopping and a old woman sick of my meltdown and gypsy body gave me her spare one to placate me,
And so id put my shirt back on.
I wasnt in the slightest embarrassed.
I won.
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If you had used you trousers they would have let you have the shopping for free as long as you leave quitely without a fuss and any unpleasentness.
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As i get older LL,
I mellow in certain ways but find im prone to temper tantrums just the same as when i was 6yrs old. 😁
You have one life so play it on your terms.
The trick is to act so throughly atrocious
And make any eyewitbesses jaws drop at your bad behaviour
But. Never be apologetic or embarrassed.
It was their fault.
Fuck em.
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Did any cunter have Jenny Murray in the death stakes?
Whoever the fuck that was.
🤷♀️
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Bbc2 , newsnight, Muslim sympathiser on, public Muslim prayer in Trafalgar Square,
Set up a pair of Vickers, problem solved..!
GB without armed organised response is lost.
It’s not to late to recover GB.
Act now, or you will suffer Sharia..!
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