Lewis Hamilton (21)

 

is still a cunt.

Wannabe black man Lewis Hamilton is as we have seen time and time again, a massive cunt.

Whatever happened to the days of expendable formula one drivers who were hard drinking, smoking and generally unheard from except for on track race matters?

Now we have this diamond encrusted ageing soy boy using his self importance to waffle on about all things black. And Africa.

Sure, if Africa wants to take back control from the European colonials then that is a matter for the African countries and we don’t need to hear about it from him. Although someone should probably point out to him that China is buying up mineral rights all over Africa faster than his chances of competing in an African grand prix are diminishing.

Which leads me on nicely to him saying at forty one years old after more years of him offending my eyes and ears on TV than I care to remember, that he wants to compete in an African race before he retires, why has it just dawned on him now? Hopefully thats not a statement that he will hang on forever in hope thus keeping fresh blood out of a racing seat.

Absolute cunt, everything about him annoys me from his face, how he sacked his dad who gave up so much to get him into the sport, the taking a knee, infecting a sport with BLM pish, his voice, his “fashion”.

Off for a beer now before I give myself a stroke thinking about him.

Guardian

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles and another lap by Damon Hilarious below.

Preaching from the cockpit of cuntiness about “taking Africa back” from the Brits? As if you’re not waving that Union Jack passport while sipping rosé in your Monaco penthouse overlooking yachts bigger than most African villages!

The Brits haven’t owned a single grain of African sand since 1968 and since? A glorious slide back into feudal hell: crumbling roads and pothole death traps, blackouts, bribes at every checkpoint, bucket showers for the masses, endless coups, genocides on repeat, and mud huts still the default bijou abode that makes your childhood Stevenage flat look like Buckingham Palace! All while the elites drive round in Comic Relief-funded Rolls Royces.

Those years inhaling petrol fumes in the cockpit must’ve finally fried your brain. Cunt.

74 thoughts on “Lewis Hamilton (21)

  1. And God said, “Let there be shite,” and there was shite. God saw that the shite was bad, and so He separated the shite from the rest of things and invented the shitter. And behold, He named it “Africa”.
    ® The Bible, 4000BC.
    🧻

  2. Meanwhile in other news I see the BBC headlining with ‘“Counter Terror Officers join Derby car incident investigation but police are “keeping an open mind”.’

    “This does not mean the incident is currently being treated as terrorism,” say Derbyshire police as they arrest a 36 year old man.

    Can anyone guess the hue of the said arrested man? Anyone want to speculate that if the suspect was white as the driven snow they’d be emphasising that point and labelling him a terrorist?

    See how far down you have to scroll through the reporting to find that the individual in question was “originally from India” but with the urgent qualification “but he’s lived in the UK for many years!”

    Meanwhile a family outdoors pursuits Centre just down the road from crowborough training camp is to become the latest digs for another 40 cultural enrichers freshly arrived on dinghies.

    How about getting these cunts to stay in Lewis Hamilton’s spare room?

    • Starmer needs holding to account (ie strung up by his feet from a lampost, like Mussolini) for all that ‘smash the gangs’ nonsense. Fucking quisling traitorous bastard has done the square root of fuck all to stop the dinghy filthy coming ashore, the lying cunt.

  3. Fucking F1 drivers are all a bunch of tarts nowadays. I see the cloggy Verstappen is having a hissy fit now about the rules change & threatening to take his ball home. I blame that scotch twat Stewart for this staid, boring safety conscious bollocks that car racing has become. Fucking tedious watching em follow each other round lap after lap before listening to the commentators virtually wanking each other off with excitement when someone pits or the safety car is out.
    Not one of these pant-wetting girls ‘racing’ in F1 today could equal the lads from the 50s & 60s who handled the cars skilfully with no other assistance than their right foot & good judgement. And when they got it wrong, just a hay bale to maybe stop them heading into the spectators. Lovely stuff! Motor racing should be life & death on the edge sport & only undertaken by men who want the challenge.

    And Bernie Ecclestone is a cunt too.

  4. If this black cunt loves Africa so much why doesn’t he leave the rich, safe, tax haven that is Monaco and go and live in the rat infested crap hole that is Africa.

    Of course leaving his billions for all those poor souls he banks on about all the time.

  5. If Louis went to Africa hed get nabbed by the Lomumba boys and killed maybe eaten or his ducky bones used for witchcraft.

    1) hes not black
    2). Hes a arse bandit and they frown on that
    3) midgets are bad mojo.

    Hed be outcast.
    Wouldnt cut the mustard.

    I went?
    Within a month id be king of the congo,
    The great white ape.
    Whispered about with awe in mud huts.
    Theyd carry my baggage on their woolly nuts with pride
    Content to follow a pith helmeted Englishman,
    Ramrom straight of back
    And imperious of bearing.

    ” Bowanna, dee big waterfall is over there,
    Massur”

    Thank you Coco pop,
    Your a good lad,
    Go check for crocodiles.

  6. Ps
    And if i came across Lewis on my African adventure id provide him with gainful employment by staking him to a post outside my camp.
    Lure any lions and leopards.
    And if still there in the morning?
    Id warm him up with a few lashes of my riding crop and set him to climbing trees for bananas for my breakfast.

    Maybe a sharp kick to the knackers
    For giving me eye contact.

    🇬🇧

  7. Lewis will eventually ‘come out’ as a doughnut puncher, fruit picker, uphill gardener, tradesman’s entrance, mince masher, fudge packer, wooly woofter soon enough.

    Obvious as a Peter Swales toupee. Only a matter of time…

  8. F1 is now like football…

    All mincing ninnies and fairyboys.

    The days of daredevils and fanny magnets like James Hunt and Nikki Lauda are long gone. Ayrton Senna was the last true F1 great. I remember when proper men were racing drivers.

    • The great Brazilian would piss all over the current crop Norm. I once stood at Abbey Curve at Silverstone, it was a flat out sweeping left hander back then and Senna and Prost came round there side by side at 190 mph with literally a bugs dick separating them, no quarter given. I did get a snapshot of it on my Canon EOS 850 but for the life of me cannot find that photo anywhere now, fuck my luck.

  9. Bet in Africa i could have any sag titted fly covered woman i wanted.
    Not that id want any of them.
    Theyve all got AIDs and look like Charlton Hestons adversaries.

  10. F1 Fucking pointless ‘sport’ full of even more cunts than top flight football and that’s saying something.

    As for the cunt Hamilton, a chippier cunt this side of the Zambezi river you will not find. Of course the BBC have their collectives tongues inserted so far up his ring-piece he can do or say no wrong in their eyes. Is it cos he is black. Of course it fucking is. Damon Hill, Jensen Button or even Mansell never got so much coverage as this fucker does.

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