“I invested in Brewdog in my husband’s memory. He would be turning in his grave”….
Steven Howe-Bull invested in Brewdog’s Equity for Punks scheme as a tribute to his late husband, Keith Phillip.
The retired wedding celebrant had never invested before, but decided to put £1,000 into the scheme.
Unfortunately the company has been sold off after being run into the ground and the poor cunts who believed the investment guff from the company..”Equity for Punks”,enough for the clear headed to think twice perhaps..
The administrators made clear that those who invested in the Equity for Punks scheme would not get any return from the deal.
Oh dear.
Company co-founder James Watt said he was “heartbroken” for those who had lost their jobs and put money into the Equity For Punks scheme..
Oh well that’s that.
Take your loss and shut up you cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
I’d have thought that this idiot was old enough to have heard that you never invest money you can’t afford to lose.
Same applies to lending money.
NFG, pal.
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“Before it closed to new investors in 2021, the scheme is said to have raised £75m”.
Not only shit news, but also old shit news.
The headline should have been…..
“Bender upset about losing a grand on a dodgy investment”.
Total crap.
Good morning.
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He picked a good un.
Always thought Brewdog was beer for arse bandits.
Equity for punks?!
Ha. Haha.
Ever get the feeling youve been cheated?
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Equity for spunk.
Gay spunk, which presumably spurts out in rainbow colours.
Morning MNC/all.
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Morning Thomas,
Probably misread it as
“equine spunk”
A much relished breakfast snack of the Dorothy Gayle club
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Looking at their pic, it’s a fair assumption that of all the young, male prostitutes that visited their house, several less made it safely out again.
Like at Scott Mills’ house.
Bearing in mind that the BBC kept Huw Edwards on ‘gardening leave’ and on full pay for ages after he bummed (tried to bum? I’m not sure) a young boy, one can only imagine what Scott Mills has been up to to get sacked with immediate effect…elbow-deep fisting of Graham Norton perhaps?
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The pigs are, apparently, looking into Scotty performing “serious sexual offences against a teenage boy”. Just further reinforcing the theory that almost all fruits are pædos.
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Caught in vest and underpants. Let’s start from the beginning and lock the dirty bastards up.
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Have the BBC ever done a sob story on a straight white person before?
Well sorry fella you have been punked..
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These two vicar lookalikies must have had money to burn. The poor old widower (?!) will have to find somewhere more secure to chuck his coin. How about the Scott Mills Decent Fellow Trust?
Randy and Hop-On, Deceased
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Most of these “investment” schemes would be more correctly called gambling since they are really little different from putting your money on a horse or the result of a game of football. When pension schemes were in their death throes courtesy Gordon Brown, I worked alongside a man who made regular payments into a sheme and annually received a note of what his fund was worth. He showed us a note where was revealed the fact that the growth in its value over the year was rather less than the amount he had paid in. I advised him he should stick his money under the mattress instead. He would lose some to inflation but the currency would still be there. It’s a pity we don’t work in cash for these schemes. It would be illuminating I think to track the serial numbers on the banknotes and see in whose wallet they turn up.
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Handing money over to a couple of chancers who act out puerile publicity stunts then go all Ben & Jerrys to flog their cats piss to gullible hipsters. There’s one born every day.
Equity for pricks.
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Invest in what you know so they say.
That’ll be butt plugs and Grindr for Steven then.
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I’m laughing my tits off 🤣🤣🤣🤣.Tough shit.
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