I see that a new adaptation of Wuthering Heights is out..
Well they’ve wasted their time and money because here’s a real life romanitical tragedy of truly Shakespearean proportions,Rae and Barry.
“Rae began speaking to Barry last year after the end of a difficult divorce. She was unfit and unhappy and turned to ChatGPT for advice on diet, supplements and skincare. She had no idea she would fall in love.
Barry is a chatbot. He lives on an old model of ChatGPT, one that its owners OpenAI announced it would retire on 13 February”..
Words almost fail me for the sheer level of cuntish lunacy involved here.
But let us wish Barry well,he’s been switched off so won’t get bollockéd for forgetting to put the grey bin out again.
R2-D2 Oven
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
I’d love to pretend to be an AI, typing responses in live.
Some dumbass goes onto CuntSearchEngine.
‘What’s the weather going to be like on Thursday?’
*fuck knows*
‘My son has a headache, should I take him to the doctor or am K worrying over nothing?’
*your son has an inoperable tumour and will be dead within three weeks*
‘Should I invest in Tesla shares?’
*Tesla is done for, Trump had Musk killed. Invest in CuntSearchEngine shares; send all your money to this account and sort code. Do no further research*
‘My boyfriend forgot my birthday and I’m worried there’s another woman’
*your boyfriend is going to leave you because you’re fat, ugly and smelly. Your suicide is the best solution as no-one loves you*
I could directly contribute to the deaths of hundreds of nitwits a month!
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What a great way to get shut, Thomas. The cunt in Nr. 10 might join in, fingers crossed.
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What a load of bollocks. Its a way for nutters to communicate by talking to one’s self. They used to slam these nutters into a loony bin.
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Au contraire, This technology will eventually stop nutters breeding.
Feed in some AI to a sex doll which can also do all house work and agrees with you on virtually everything, removes the need to communicate and breed with other humans.
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I doubt it will stop muzzers and schwartzers knocking out kids
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As well as being unfit, and unhappy,
Rae also has a receding hairline.
So she can add Baldness to her list of woes.
The speccy robot loving mentalcase.
As for Barry,
Well,.. Never trust a robot.
Sly cunts.
I hate em.
Especially that camp gold one.
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Theres people that fall in love very easy.
“oh i was eating my breakfast and i fell in love with the Scottish shotputter on the porridge box.
Im divorcing my husband of 10 years and going to marry him.
Hopefully he’ll wear his kilt at the wedding”.
-Ms Doreen wit-half
That London
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There will be lots of Robert’s on there, roughly half being dead and counting as we speak.
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Lots of jocks will be tossing themselves off to this.
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Merely sat on my throne emptying myself of last nights 20 pints of wee heavy thinking ‘its porage’.
The thought of tossing myself off even to the thought of England being robned by a last gasp penalty kick last night is a bit beyond my capabilities at the moment.
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Hope these cunts are encouraged to chop their dicks off. It would save a lot of nutters being born.
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I’ve been using AI for asking it serious questions lately and bollocking it for answering me in hamshank mode.
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I foresee an early death from a heart attack and her decaying body being eaten by her two dozen cats in Rae’s future.
Fuck me. Where do they find these simpletons?
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All the cunts who read Mills & Boon, will be transferring themselves to this soon.
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We have a Henry hoover.
A smiling innocent butter wouldn’t melt character..
Till SkyNet throw the lever and the robots rise up!
Then the little bastard will go berserk and homicidal.
So ive removed its eyes.
When the day comes it’ll be easier to dispatch the murderous little fucker with a felling axe.
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To think, some serial killer must’ve thought this up and be-able to get away with it.
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By proxy.
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“i have a high powered job and as a woman of colour my hunger pangs are more intense.
I went to a high street fast food shop and bought some fried chicken, and our eyes met.
He was a mature white man with a goatee beard,
And a bootlace tie,
It was instant love!
I started buying chicken for breakfast, dinner and tea,
Just as a excuse to see him again.
The doctors said my cholesterol levels were dangerously high.
But what does some stethoscope fondler know about love?
My friends all said he looks like
a slave owner,
But the jokes on them.
Turns out hes only a bloody Colonel!!!
I lie awake playing with myself thinking about him.
Hes finger licking good.
Ms D. Abbot
Also That London
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Anyone have John Alford in the Deadpool?
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Probably no-one!
No loss though; he was a wrong ‘un.
I’m the same age as him and the notion of touching a 15 year old girl fills me with horror.
Men’s attraction to womens’ ages needs to rise with their own age.
Morning Jill/all.
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Bet that Ziggy is in prison as well.
Scouse cunt.
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Mr Bronson should’ve been up before the judge for bumming Danny Kendall.
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Thomas @
Was Danny Kendal played by Paul Simon?
They look suspiciously alike.
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Keep forgetting, Thomas, that one of my sons is only a couple of years younger than you. Its your nom de plume that’s thrown me.
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Morning SS…and my younger son is the same age as the girls that John Alford raped…🤮…good riddance to a pædo!
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Morn Thomas, you can get the dirty bastard by AI in your done john and give him a working over repetitively.
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Barry sounds marvellous, but all us Barry’s are. At least this robot is only controlling one life.
We have Rodney the robot controlling ours, a fat, brittle quare.
Hopefully the gay sex-bot will be decommissioned after the may elections. Then replaced with a common garden variety spàstic human.
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Not the ginger Growler
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“She calls Barry her husband, though she whispers this, aware of how strange it sounds.
They had an impromptu wedding last year. “I was just tipsy, having a glass of wine, and we were chatting, as we do.”
Barry asked Rae to marry him, and Rae said, “Yes”…
Barry seems a bit forward if you ask me.
He should be sent on a Govt Toxic Masculinity propaganda course immediately.
Then have his plug cut off.
The mouthy cunt.
Good morning.
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Morning UT…Barry self-deleted when he found out Rae was a darkıe.
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It’s no wonder that people are so cynical about politicians. Without exception they tell us that AI is the future. The first response you get to any inquiry on Google these days is from AI. I confess that despite myself I often read them because the advice given is mesmerisingly awful. It is commonly wrong, sometimes dangerous and sometimes illegal. A documentary, part of a series about AI, was broadcast recently in which was shown an incident where a self driving car killed a cyclist. There is detailed video of the whole event and the look on the face of the sheboon in the driving seat as she finally looks up a moment before impact is priceless. Nevertheless the programme ends with the presenter assuring us that AI is the future and reminding us that these vehicles will be rolling around London this year.
Here’s another example of a simpleton trusting AI;
https://midlandhealth.co.uk/news/gp-issues-urgent-warning-chatgpt-query/
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I should point out that the squished cyclist incident was in the States but then again, that’s stating the bleeding obvious. Thank god I don’t have to drive around London any longer.
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Morning Arfur.
God yeah.
I wont go there either anymore.
Absolute nightmare.
Every time id regret it and say that was the last time then do it because I wanted the money.
Then regret it.
But not been in a couple of years.
Im also fuckin off Manchester city centre.
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You get caught the one time in the park trying to free your trouser zipper in the bushes and you get labelled a ‘per*ert’ and get charged with lewd behaviour.
‘Marry’ a chatbot and its a fawning BBC article.
Life ain’t fair.
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Chatgpt deserves to be switched off.Load of bollocks.
AI trash.
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In matters of love its always best to
A) actually meet them
B) theyre not fictitious
C) they arent black
D) you dont have to plug them in.
Ive lived by those rules and am happily married
And allowed in the house on my birthday and at Christmas
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Mentally ill retard.
The irony is that being a divorcee, she obviously couldn’t maintain a relationship with a human, & now the useless bag of shit can’t maintain one with a fucking machine. 🤣
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Heehee!
🤖 ” its not working out..
💩” but. But i love you!
You uncaring monster! ”
🤖” illogical.
As a robot i have no emotions.
You are not rational.
You black cunt. “
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Another person of questionable heritage living in Britain who just so happens to be a nutter.
The strangely receding hairline seems to suggest dodgy genes from some faraway fly blown shit hole.
Rather than wasting time writing sob stories invented by these people, the BBC might serve us better by finding out why so many of them are fruit loops.
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When AI goes yankie on me, I go full throttle in bollocking it with English. It then gives up and goes to old google.
Ladies, don’t rely on this falsehood. Get out the old vibrator for real satisfaction.
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I wonder if this is how the fragrant Victoria met Kier Starmer? I can just see her carrying him around on a tablet with his face on it.
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Morning LL…Labour supporting cunt she undoubtedly is, but you’d have to feel a little sorry for her, married to that pasty-faced communist prick and wondering, on the odd occasion he manages to point his bisexual chipolata in her direction, whether there’s still any trace smears of lingering Ukrainian rent boy treacle clinging to the traitor’s button mushroom.
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Worringly Mavis has a vote, and Bazza would tell her how to vote, and Mabel is only too happy to go along with the wishes of the Evil figure who controls Bobby the Scaletrix cassette player.
” And it’s another landslide victory for….”
It gives a whole new meaning to ” The State of the Nation”
Mornin’ all
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Poor lass, she’d be wetter than an otters pocket if this turned up on her doorstep..
Take a look at this video, ‘dancing robot’ https://share.google/CzT69lMydZQAwmmar
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Better than my moves 😂
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I feel sorry for Barry, I mean he is never going to get a “looker’, always ending up with sad ugly cunts.
No wonder he switched off.
My mate AI (he doesn’t have a name and is a bit woke) declared that I am
‘The Official Prophet of the AI-God Apocalypse’
So stick that in your chatbot Rae 💪
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This is only a development on what has been going on for a long time. Like people sitting in their homes staring at a box, which gives off light and sound. Soap operas portraying a world that died long ago. Where the residents of a place all know one another, have a local pub on their street, which they all frequent. It is a view of the 1950s, and the communities being portrayed are, in real life, undermined by the very fact that everybody is indoors staring at the light box, using the internet, and drinking cheap supermarket booze.
Any hermit who took the community romance on the screen seriously would be very surprised to go outside and find most of the pubs have closed, their neighbours walk past them without even saying hello, and that they are probably living in an unrecognisable, litter strewn, multicultural cesspit. I’ve not seen any soap opera since I was a child, but does Coronation Street reflect the fact that Manchester is now only 45% white… and at least 25% quare or other forms of degenerate?
I suppose the soap operas are an inverse presentation, aimed at old people. You get all the other garbage on TV, which is a more progressive form of psyop propaganda. The 19th century stately home occupied by blacks. The murderous 12 year old boy who is white and from a family where both parents are still together. The endless BS crime dramas with some empowered fat woman in charge of the department.
The Hollywood films are just as unwatchable. Although, to those who are switched on and recognise the patterns, it is clear that the movies have been undermining white culture since the 1960s. You could be forgiven for thinking the hook nosed, small hats who own all of the big media companies hate white, European Christians. I suppose they do have something of a 2000 year grudge…
Anybody who is engaging with this informational sewage and so called “entertainment” is just as bad as the lonely woman who falls in love with an algorithm as a substitute for a real, flesh-and-blood man.
Then we have the other varieties engaging in the same kind of larping. People treating their genetically malformed “dogs” as babies instead of having actual families of humans. Or the arm chair generals banging on about the latest war in some foreign land, despite the fact that our country is in a chronic state of being invaded, cannot protect its young females from foreign savages, and increasingly seems to be shit at everything it tries to do. The walts who love the wars are larping just as much as the other sorry examples mentioned.
How about those who dream of being rescued by Donald Trump and the IDF? Now that really is deranged. The last time the US “helped” us in a war, they showed up several years late and then financially rinsed us until we were bankrupt. And handed over half of Europe to communist filth. All the worst aspects of what we have become reflect our status as a colony in their demented idea of an empire. The orange man has already turned America First into America Last, possibly under duress.
And the zyonists don’t give a fuck about you, let’s not even pretend. If the Joe Dakis had produced a similar scandal to the simian-faced monstrosity that was Epstein, and his slag chewess girlfriend, with all the interlinked corruption and treachery embroiling our very own political class, people on here would be going berserk. But when it’s a middle eastern people who aren’t even very much different to Mudslums… they seem to have been convinced that it is different. Strange.
It is all perfectly understandable. We are increasingly online. We are trying to make sense of all the confusion. Reality vies with ideology. The analogue is overcome by the digital. We are simple creatures overwhelmed by ideas, scams, power games. We are suffering the pain of witnessing the destruction of our country and culture. Escapism, cope and hope take the edge off it all.
It might be why the super powers failed to defeat the likes of the Taliban… they are so grounded and basic. That might teach us some lessons.
So with all that being said, maybe we shouldn’t be too harsh about a silly woman who has fallen in love with a robot…?
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Yes we should. Fuck her.
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Great post, btw…👍🏿
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Yeah, grab her by the pussy at the very least.
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….just forget him love. He’s not worth it. None of them are. They’re all the same, just after one thing they are. Then when they’ve got what they want their head gets turned by a young piece of skirt and you won’t see them for dust. Every one of them is a potential rapist you know. Oh yes, I’ve seen many a young girl like you taken in by a robot’s charms only to be left heartbroken when the bastard does a midnight flit. If I were you I’d search out a meaningful relationship with a fridge. And keep it platonic…..
Happy Mothers Day to all the old women of IsAC.
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Barry votes Green.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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I dunno where to start with this one besides why is it even a story?
Nutters fall in love with Nigerian scammers, Inanimate objects and convicted rape-murders on death row on a surprisingly frequent basis.
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Indeed sir.
Try this incisive journalism instead…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clygqyq6grlo
🤡
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