I see that a new adaptation of Wuthering Heights is out..
Well they’ve wasted their time and money because here’s a real life romanitical tragedy of truly Shakespearean proportions,Rae and Barry.
“Rae began speaking to Barry last year after the end of a difficult divorce. She was unfit and unhappy and turned to ChatGPT for advice on diet, supplements and skincare. She had no idea she would fall in love.
Barry is a chatbot. He lives on an old model of ChatGPT, one that its owners OpenAI announced it would retire on 13 February”..
Words almost fail me for the sheer level of cuntish lunacy involved here.
But let us wish Barry well,he’s been switched off so won’t get bollockéd for forgetting to put the grey bin out again.
R2-D2 Oven
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
I’d love to pretend to be an AI, typing responses in live.
Some dumbass goes onto CuntSearchEngine.
‘What’s the weather going to be like on Thursday?’
*fuck knows*
‘My son has a headache, should I take him to the doctor or am K worrying over nothing?’
*your son has an inoperable tumour and will be dead within three weeks*
‘Should I invest in Tesla shares?’
*Tesla is done for, Trump had Musk killed. Invest in CuntSearchEngine shares; send all your money to this account and sort code. Do no further research*
‘My boyfriend forgot my birthday and I’m worried there’s another woman’
*your boyfriend is going to leave you because you’re fat, ugly and smelly. Your suicide is the best solution as no-one loves you*
I could directly contribute to the deaths of hundreds of nitwits a month!
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What a great way to get shut, Thomas. The cunt in Nr. 10 might join in, fingers crossed.
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What a load of bollocks. Its a way for nutters to communicate by talking to one’s self. They used to slam these nutters into a loony bin.
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As well as being unfit, and unhappy,
Rae also has a receding hairline.
So she can add Baldness to her list of woes.
The speccy robot loving mentalcase.
As for Barry,
Well,.. Never trust a robot.
Sly cunts.
I hate em.
Especially that camp gold one.
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Theres people that fall in love very easy.
“oh i was eating my breakfast and i fell in love with the Scottish shotputter on the porridge box.
Im divorcing my husband of 10 years and going to marry him.
Hopefully he’ll wear his kilt at the wedding”.
-Ms Doreen wit-half
That London
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There will be lots of Robert’s on there, roughly half being dead and counting as we speak.
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Lots of jocks will be tossing themselves off to this.
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Hope these cunts are encouraged to chop their dicks off. It would save a lot of nutters being born.
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I’ve been using AI for asking it serious questions lately and bollocking it for answering me in hamshank mode.
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I foresee an early death from a heart attack and her decaying body being eaten by her two dozen cats in Rae’s future.
Fuck me. Where do they find these simpletons?
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All the cunts who read Mills & Boon, will be transferring themselves to this soon.
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We have a Henry hoover.
A smiling innocent butter wouldn’t melt character..
Till SkyNet throw the lever and the robots rise up!
Then the little bastard will go berserk and homicidal.
So ive removed its eyes.
When the day comes it’ll be easier to dispatch the murderous little fucker with a felling axe.
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To think, some serial killer must’ve thought this up and be-able to get away with it.
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By proxy.
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“i have a high powered job and as a woman of colour my hunger pangs are more intense.
I went to a high street fast food shop and bought some fried chicken, and our eyes met.
He was a mature white man with a goatee beard,
And a bootlace tie,
It was instant love!
I started buying chicken for breakfast, dinner and tea,
Just as a excuse to see him again.
The doctors said my cholesterol levels were dangerously high.
But what does some stethoscope fondler know about love?
My friends all said he looks like
a slave owner,
But the jokes on them.
Turns out hes only a bloody Colonel!!!
I lie awake playing with myself thinking about him.
Hes finger licking good.
Ms D. Abbot
Also That London
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Anyone have John Alford in the Deadpool?
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Probably no-one!
No loss though; he was a wrong ‘un.
I’m the same age as him and the notion of touching a 15 year old girl fills me with horror.
Men’s attraction to womens’ ages needs to rise with their own age.
Morning Jill/all.
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Bet that Ziggy is in prison as well.
Scouse cunt.
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Mr Bronson should’ve been up before the judge for bumming Danny Kendall.
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Thomas @
Was Danny Kendal played by Paul Simon?
They look suspiciously alike.
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Keep forgetting, Thomas, that one of my sons is only a couple of years younger than you. Its your nom de plume that’s thrown me.
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Barry sounds marvellous, but all us Barry’s are. At least this robot is only controlling one life.
We have Rodney the robot controlling ours, a fat, brittle quare.
Hopefully the gay sex-bot will be decommissioned after the may elections. Then replaced with a common garden variety spàstic human.
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Not the ginger Growler
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“She calls Barry her husband, though she whispers this, aware of how strange it sounds.
They had an impromptu wedding last year. “I was just tipsy, having a glass of wine, and we were chatting, as we do.”
Barry asked Rae to marry him, and Rae said, “Yes”…
Barry seems a bit forward if you ask me.
He should be sent on a Govt Toxic Masculinity propaganda course immediately.
Then have his plug cut off.
The mouthy cunt.
Good morning.
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Morning UT…Barry self-deleted when he found out Rae was a darkıe.
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It’s no wonder that people are so cynical about politicians. Without exception they tell us that AI is the future. The first response you get to any inquiry on Google these days is from AI. I confess that despite myself I often read them because the advice given is mesmerisingly awful. It is commonly wrong, sometimes dangerous and sometimes illegal. A documentary, part of a series about AI, was broadcast recently in which was shown an incident where a self driving car killed a cyclist. There is detailed video of the whole event and the look on the face of the sheboon in the driving seat as she finally looks up a moment before impact is priceless. Nevertheless the programme ends with the presenter assuring us that AI is the future and reminding us that these vehicles will be rolling around London this year.
Here’s another example of a simpleton trusting AI;
https://midlandhealth.co.uk/news/gp-issues-urgent-warning-chatgpt-query/
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I should point out that the squished cyclist incident was in the States but then again, that’s stating the bleeding obvious. Thank god I don’t have to drive around London any longer.
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Morning Arfur.
God yeah.
I wont go there either anymore.
Absolute nightmare.
Every time id regret it and say that was the last time then do it because I wanted the money.
Then regret it.
But not been in a couple of years.
Im also fuckin off Manchester city centre.
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You get caught the one time in the park trying to free your trouser zipper in the bushes and you get labelled a ‘per*ert’ and get charged with lewd behaviour.
‘Marry’ a chatbot and its a fawning BBC article.
Life ain’t fair.
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Chatgpt deserves to be switched off.Load of bollocks.
AI trash.
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In matters of love its always best to
A) actually meet them
B) theyre not fictitious
C) they arent black
D) you dont have to plug them in.
Ive lived by those rules and am happily married
And allowed in the house on my birthday and at Christmas
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