These days I have only a mild passing interest in football and try to avoid news in general. However, I clicked onto the Telegraph Football webpage to see what’s going on. There was a bit about Man Utd fans wanting a no confidence vote in Sir Jim Radcliffe. OK. Man City to pay £60M release clause to sign Semenyo. OK. Some news about the starting lineups for the Woolwich Nomads vs. Murdering Scum Scousers. Fair enough.
But what’s this? Mini headline reads, “Coote avoids prison after child sex offence conviction”. That’s not football news. The fact Coote used to be a Premier League referee is irrelevant. I don’t want to be exposed to stories about sex pests. That shit should be on the main news section, not the football section.
Another mini-headline, “Gabby Logan replaced during Match of the Day following death of father Terry Yorath”. Terry Yorath (proper footballer) passing away is football news related. I get that part. His gargoyle daughter leaving the set of some has been BBC shit show is not news. Why do we need to know she left the set to deal with a death in the family? We don’t. Again, it’s not football news, FFS.
This kind of shit goes on all the time. On the BBC Football webpage there’ll often be references to absolute nobodies but related to a high profile club. Bit confusing. Oh wait, it’s about women’s football not proper football. Now the BBC in their infinite wisdom have these tabs/sections on their Football webpage:
– Scores & Fixtures
– Tables
– Gossip
– Transfers
– Top Scorers
– Women
– European
– All Teams
– League & Cups
– Quizzes
Now if some cunt reporter at the BBC wants to write up some crap about some nobody tart who plays for a woman’s team, take a wild fucking guess which section that “story” should be in.
Is it so unreasonable to have football news on the Football page, cricket news on the Cricket page, rugby news on the Rugby page and so on? And have the unrelated crap on the main news page where it’s more easily avoided?
Nominated by : Immigration Yank
The only thing i like about football is the spitting and chewing gum.
An used to like John Motsons sheepskin coat.
Its always bored me.
As a kid my mate used to watch the football results and write down certain ones for when his dad got home on a Saturday evening.
I asked him
” just make em up.
Write anything down”
He was shocked!
Never crossed his mind.
His dad once said to me,
I used to play for Stockport county you know?
His chest puffed up with pride.
” oh”
I said. Not arsed what he used to do.
He seemed a bit pissed off.
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Did you know footballers have giant headboards on their beds?
Well they do.
Big as fuckin goalposts.
Dunno why?
Adds nowt to the bed.
No point in it.
But they all do, copy each other.
Ordering a bed,
Unless the headboard 5ft by 10ft theyre not interested.
An thats all I know about football.
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Mandelsons homes raided.
After a week’s notice…!
Lose the Ukrainian rent boy videos.
And the black ribbed knobbler.
White fucking wash ..!
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Milliband and pixie balls cooper labelled as big beasts in the labour party..!
FFS, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is this the best they can offer.
GB is truly up THIRD WORLD shit creek without a paddle..!
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