are cunts.
We all know it’s difficult to get a dentist appointment and going private is jolly expensive so many people, in search of those bright white teeth seen on “celebrities” such as has been Simon Cowell etc now regularly jet off abroad for cut price cosmetic dentistry.
Alas, sometimes it doesn’t go very well..
As in the case of one Leanne Abeyance who says she “wants to chop her head off and start again”, after the operation led her nose to collapse and a life of constant pain..
Luckily a head transplant wasn’t available as Ms Abeyance burdened Guys Hospital with an implant removal operation.
Furthermore…She had started using a prosthetic nose but had to stop after suffering an allergic reaction.
Whoops.
“Abeyance admits that she probably should have waited for reconstructive surgery instead of opting for a prosthetic nose.”
So in summary she’s now a morphine addicted hermit without a nose and likely a burden to the Nanny State for life.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
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Even politicians are using it
” since using this toothpaste ive been upto my nuts in guts!
Epstein Island here i come! ”
Labour MP
Jeffery Bubbles Bonbon
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Mrs B mkII was a nurse practitioner, she also had a rather interesting client base.
Those that could not que jump through private care or family connections would sometimes venture abroad to have operations in their native countries.
Often they would return with hepatitis, infections or other complications and just bang on the door of the NHS.
You will probably not like this but the NHS to an extent uses a triage system of survivability and need (you may be top of the list but you are fucked so why bother), so when low priority patients make themselves high priority it burdens the system and also some of the complications are worse than the initial problem.
I would just say, should you agree to any unnecessary medical procedure abroad a system of renumerification should be put in place to reimburse the NHS if it has to clean the mess up
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Did you know any infected or troubled gnashers can kibosh any chance of a kidney transplant?
I have been ‘suspended’ I or ‘paused’ from the transplant list. As one of my teeth is causing me no end of trouble right now. Got to see a dentist, but he just gave me antibiotics and that sort of helped. However, the tooth is still there and it has not been worked on yet. I am also ‘not allowed’ to take ibuprofen. But fuck that. They are the only thing that stop it hurting. So I took it.
As for the transplant? I have seen friends and fellow patients full of enthusiasm and chomp at the bit for one. All that ‘I can go on holiday’ stuff (what is peoples’ obsession with going to shitholes like Egypt or Turkey?). However, two of those friends recently had transplants (on the NHS, of course) and they went rapidly downhill and are now dead. So, thinking about it, I’m better off as I am and with the troublesome teeth.
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When I was young, I caught quite an interesting gum disease from a young Thai girl who rid my face at Mai Lins in Hamburg.
I still treasure the memory so it must have been worth it.
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I’d have loved to see your dentist’s face. Benny.
When you told him how you came to be there at his surgery.🤣
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I reckon that this ‘golden ticket’ and ‘luck of the draw’ thing about transplants – certainly in this dive of a country and on our NHS – is bollocks.
Out of nowhere – sometimes at an ungodly hour like 3 0r 4 am. The ‘call’ is heard… ‘We’ve got you a transplant match..’
In other words, they are rush jobs. With little to no chance of success.
I know a lady who has had two of them in nine years. Both failed and she is back on the machines. Another lad – only 32- has had three of them (been on the machines since he was 10). All NHS jobs, all failed. He is so bitter and resentful now, he refuses to have another one. And I don’t blame him.
As, I said, a good mate of mine who looked after me when I started on the machines, had one and he was so happy to get it. But, a lad so full of life, deteriorated rapidly and then died. No coincidence, is it? Same happened to another girl at the same time.
Funny, how the only successful ones are the ‘Asian’ ones. Probably because all the kidneys that are used are Asian. And, do I fancy one of them in me? To be honest, no I bloody do not. And, a grinning robotic Doctor saying ‘Oh, it is a lottery the transplant, izzn;t it? It can either go well and you are happy. Or it can go badly wrong, and you never forgive me, izzn’it?’
The cunt actually said this to me. Seems like a big laugh to him. The fucking cunt.
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Green messiah and hypnotic knocker manipulator
Zack Polanski has bad teeth.
Poor peoples teeth.
Pirates teeth.
Colgate put a reward out on him.
Dead or alive.
Bet his dentist rarely sees him?
Dentist ” ok mr polanski open wide.”
Zack ” look into my eyes.
Your feeling sleepy,
3…2…1… And your asleep and im off home.”
👁️👁️
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Zack Polanski….
Is Roman his dad?
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Zac Polanski is the undisputed king of Halitosis
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Never trust a Turk. What a great saying that is! The Gallipoli Campaign ties right into it when the Ottoman forces led by Mustafa Kemal decisively repelled the Allied invasion, in 1915. This fuelled lasting grudges among the British & ANZAC forces. We have also had Turkish baths going back some 500 years. As for the kebabs some 700 years or more, in the making, no wonder they taste so discusting, & the meat is never what it is suppose to be. & now we have Turkey Teeth. Go to Bulgaria, I have been told for a decent set, & the do your eyes too so you can check their work. Turkey Teeth? Whatever next?
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And, that cunt Macca and his ‘Pipes of Peace’ video…
Depicting the World War I Christmas Day truce and football match.
Paul and all the other actors in it had clean hair, faces and immaculate gnashers.
When, in reality, those poor sods on the front line will have had horrendous teeth, skin problems, head lice and all kinds of other nasty shit.
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Funny, how all the barbers in this country are now all ‘Turkish’.
And, near us, there are about six restaurants in close proximity to one another. All fucking Turkish.
Seriously is the shit they eat that popular here?
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Fucking pathetic bollocks as usual,
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It’s like “Indian” restaurants. Serving up greasy, fatty, faecal-contaminated slop. It looks like shit with rice, which is what it is.
Apparently English food is bad…
We have the best form of breakfast in the world, which sets you up for the day. Luxurious roast dinners with a variety of meats, roast potatoes, vegetables and gravy. Fish and chips. Beef Wellington. More varieties of sausage than anywhere, as many varieties of cheese as France. Sandwiches, pasties and rolls. All the desserts and confectionary. And more besides.
But people fall over themselves to eat slop, shit and rice, then make out that we have been enriched. And that what we have is rubbish. Most of Europe has crap compared to us. Italians have heartburn inducing shite – the pizza, which is a glorified cheese toasty – pasta and tomato sauce. Shite. The Germans and other northern Europeans eating a variety of garbage – poor quality sausages and roll mops. The French thing is basically gay-on-a-plate, midget food. The yanks are fat retards who have vaguely perfected junk food and pouring sugar on everything. The Chinks are eating lizards and bird feet mixed with MSG.
Why do we tolerate such lies? Diversity is our weakness. Turkey teeth, fuck me… I’d rather have wonky British nashers than be interfered with by those ugly, Otoman beasts.
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Terribly sorry, very ignorant and racist of me. I neglected to mention the African cuisine of cow piss, chimp head, blue bottle flies, and dung.
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I agree Badda, regarding Beef Wellington in particular. My wife maintains the British tradition of doing the full roast dinner on Sundays. Our younger lives in Milton Keynes and sometimes I’m driving through there on a Sunday lunch time. Just off the A5 in the centre of MK are branches of McDonalds and Taco Bell. At that time the queue of cars from both establishments often stacks up all the way back out on to the main drag. It just makes me sad.
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On the subject of turkeys, that revolting gargoyle, Ed Sheercunt has just plagued my ears. At this time of the morning, I do not need that fucker.
On the radio, this cunt was yapping about ‘drinking cider down country lanes’ and ‘listening to Tiny Dancer’ (which, of course, he rhymes with ‘answer’).
As I recall , this useless gremlin has used that particular Fat Reg song title in at least another two of his other excruciating tunes. He has also used the drinking and lane references time and time again. One trick unoriginal carrot dicked cunt.
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The geezer in that picture looks like YouTube knob-end Mashtag Brady.
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Bananas how much folks will pay to have foreigners tinkering with their health.
She was quite tidy before this debacle, and a popular hardcore/rave dj https://www.discogs.com/artist/171720-Abeyance-2
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