are cunts.
We all know it’s difficult to get a dentist appointment and going private is jolly expensive so many people, in search of those bright white teeth seen on “celebrities” such as has been Simon Cowell etc now regularly jet off abroad for cut price cosmetic dentistry.
Alas, sometimes it doesn’t go very well..
As in the case of one Leanne Abeyance who says she “wants to chop her head off and start again”, after the operation led her nose to collapse and a life of constant pain..
Luckily a head transplant wasn’t available as Ms Abeyance burdened Guys Hospital with an implant removal operation.
Furthermore…She had started using a prosthetic nose but had to stop after suffering an allergic reaction.
Whoops.
“Abeyance admits that she probably should have waited for reconstructive surgery instead of opting for a prosthetic nose.”
So in summary she’s now a morphine addicted hermit without a nose and likely a burden to the Nanny State for life.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Surgery in Turkey? You are fucking kidding me!
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Why did she bother going to Turkey? Surely there are scores of Turkish ‘barbers’ on Telford High Street who could turn their hand to a spot of dental surgery.
Anyway, Rodney received a standing ovation from his backbenchers a few days ago, chutney ferrets to a man. Presumably they stood because they’d had their rectal prolapses repaired in Turkey.
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Teeth aren’t supposed to be gleaming white. These vain fuckwits must have horribly empty lives if thry want to walk about looking like oddball gameshow hosts.
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Kung fu cowboy Chick Norris has turkey teeth.
Unfortunately hes got a wizened little head like a fuckin crabapple
So they stand out.
I suspect hes not the tough guy he says he is,
And is a closet Liberace leaning swordswallower.
This madness should be just for daft yanks and actor sissys.
Teeth should be piss stain yellow and chipped and a bit crooked.
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It’s Türkiye now, apparently. Why would you want to go there to end up looking that odd fucker Ryland?
I went there in mid 1990s on holiday. Marmaris.
What a fucking shit hole. £10 in cash before you cleared customs else they wouldn’t let you in, Cunts trying to sell me magic carpets and leather jackets in 90degree heat and all claiming it’s ’cheaper than Asda price’, in the evening they all stand in the road try to get you to eat in their restaurant despite having seen you get up from the open air table next door having consumed some broiled dog or other local delicacy. I was looser than Sukweer for a week after eating some shite.
Anyhow some 30years later – and now most towns on the UK look the same, just with rain.
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I wonder if she’s gone out yet?
Possibly to the benefits centre?
Cunts.
Good morning.
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I wouldn’t let a fat, sweaty, hairy Turk anywhere near my railings.
Have you seen how they do massages?
They beat the shit out of you.
And it’s all a suspiciously male on male thing in steamy bath houses.
As for our Turkish barbers. Most of the proprietors have very un-Turkish names like Faisal, Achmed and Iqbal, and look very much like park keys.
Which of course, they are.
Don’t be fooled.
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While i like the vocal acrobatics of Queens charismatic sodomite frontman,
I dont want to go the pub looking like Freddie fuckin Mercury.
Nor do I want to chat to the mechanic in the garage looking like Dick Emerys vicar.
Count me out.
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Leanne’s Turkish delight 🎶
‘you come cee my friend,he fix your smile real good,you pay now he really busy with uplifts on botties but he fit you in for good price’ …’ow much,you eenglish you always ask that, don’t worry be good price’ 😩
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Went for my check up yesterday.
I was in there for about 10 minutes.
£27.40…🤬
Plus on the way home got fucking rear ended by a peaceful in a BMW…!
Pain in the mouth, followed by a pain in the arse.
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Trivago uses a set of American teeth to advertise it’s services.
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Bloody foreigners again.
Bring back Waterloo teeth!
A dead heroes old gnashers fit for the well-to-do. Its what they would have wanted.
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How many Turkish people have these teeth?
If it’s not good enough for the locals then you should keep well away yourselves.
Getting your gnashers done in Turkey isn’t just one visit either.
You need to go several times to complete the treatment.
Of course that’s if you are lucky enough to get someone who knows about dentistry.
The majority of dentists there will fuck things up for you, knowing that you have no come-back on them, and you will have to spend a fortune in your own country to put things right.
Only go there if you want a pre teen girl’s clopper chopped up by a religious nutter with a broken bottle.
They are good at that.
The medieval cunts.
Good morning!
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Was she able to pick her nose?
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Leanne Abscess is more than welcome to have corrective surgery in my new sterile medical dungeon (just a short step through a sheet of dirty tarpaulin from the main love dungeon).
I’m looking to branch out after successful forays into amateur gynecology and proctology.
Has anyone got a large amount of Nitrous Oxide I can buy off them?
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