Joy Riding

is a cunt.

Crikey. Four dead and others fighting for their lives. Appears that some wanker was driving at 122mph in a 30 zone, on the wrong side of the road, and then had a head on collision. Speaking as a motorcyclist, it’s thick cunts like these inbreds who make me wonder if I should jack it in. Although, being in a car wouldn’t help in this situation. Shithole Bolton. Good old Fred Dibnah in his 15mph, coal-fired steam engine – eat your heart out, squire.

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Nominated by Anglo Saxon.

35 thoughts on “Joy Riding

    • Indeed!
      And as one of the pakıs was a taxi driver, many young white girls have been saved from being abused in the back seat of his car.
      The rest of the dead pakıs were all young, so let’s hope they popped their sandals before they could breed.
      Either way, the world is very slightly improved by having less smelly brown terrorists in it.
      Good morning to one and all.

  1. Your average cross eyed pàki can’t drive safely at 15 mph.

    If they are not sharing the same driving licence, as one bearded moʻng looks the same as another.

    They are trawling the streets looking for white girls to rape.

    Inbreds should stick to the bus.

  2. I can only urge you Anglo and the other IsaC bikers to be bloody careful out there. I sometimes dream of getting another bike but then I think of some of the prats driving motor cars and put the idea aside again. I once read statistics which suggested flying a light aircraft carried about the same level of risk as riding a motorcycle on the roads. Having experienced both my opinion is I felt far safer at 3,000′ than I did on the bike. The arseholes who drive at a speed where they cannot stop in the distance they can see to be clear and don’t notice anything less than 5′ wide don’t make it up into the sky. Until that is they bounce off something hard and unyielding at high speed.

    • Victimless crime.

      Never get chinky boyracers do you?

      They can barely control a vehicle at 25mph
      No way they could do over 100mph.
      The ideal vehicle for a chinaman is
      Those old powder blue invalid cars.

  3. A tragic incident, obviously the result of climate change, colonialism and Brexit.
    The saddest aspect of the story though is that two cars were written off.

    Bolton Squanderers.

  4. The sad tragedy of this is the four passengers in the daki taxi were all human with English sounding names.

    They’re all still in hospital and in great pain.

    The one passenger in the Joe daki mobile who didn’t get his 72 goats has been discharged from hospital.

    How is that fair?

  5. They should be told that driving at speed from the edge of a cliff will make them fly. But they only land on top of their mates who are arriving in dinghies. Talk about killing two birds.

  6. More details here, including photos of those involved and the car that caused it.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15475259/newlywed-couple-Bolton-crash-tragedy-life-changing-injuries-survivor.html

    What I notice is that the car has illegal elements about it, which I bet were never enforced against by the police. First, a tiny number plate. Second, shaded out front windows. These may seem minor considerations and irrelevant to the incident, but I believe there comes a point when people breaking rules and getting away with it just become more bold. They get away with numerous smaller things and then they are deciding, if they are stupid enough, that 122mph in a 30 zone, isn’t going to get them in trouble. So why not? I doubt it was the first time they’d been driving like idiots.

  7. I had the misfortune to go to Bolton about 18 months ago, driving back about 9.30 on a Saturday morning along a main road with the central reservations spaced every quarter mile or so to assist with pedestrians crossing the road. 30 mph limit.

    Me and a line of cars going along normally when a fucking idiot comes along from somewhere behind must have been doing at least 60 on the wrong side of the road and carried on past me and those in front for as far as I could see.
    I couldn’t see who the driver was but based on the nom, probably a P*ki

  8. ‘Joy riding’ there’s a term not used since the 1990s.

    Anyhow I understand the occupants were of the peaceful persuasion so all good.

    The EU are passing legislation, that our cocksucking government is adopting also, to make it illegal to sell or fit any non OEM parts to cars.

    It’s the death knell for customisers and demon-tweaks. However there is one good thing, it will fuck up all those ‘van life’ twats who customise old VW transporters and spend their weekends driving to gatherings or festivals in the things and shitting in a bucket.

  9. Horses (power) for courses, and this wasn’t the course for those horses.
    Things have naturally changed from our/my day. You thought you were travelling if you got a Ford Angle box or mini past 70 with bits or your teeth falling of.An Avon Skid master on the front was not the best thing to put your confidence on as your Goldie started to nudge 90 down Death Hill. Todays tanks have build quality to dream of, and speed power to match However the roads and environment are totally different (unsuitable?) with more traffic crowded suburbs and more pedestrials. Top it off with adolescent wankers who have habitually broken the law (you dont think this was the first time)with impunity, a police force scared of causing offence, and plenty of easy(crime) money and it is a “Highway to Hell”. But sometimes nature has a way. ” Oh they were such lovely boys” No they were nasty fuckers on a stolen m,bike, a pain the arse to everybody else, and it is betterwithout them. Now just take your silver ballons and plastic flowers off the fence and fuck off.
    Mornin, all

  10. I’m surprised it’s not more common. Where I am, cars speed at 50ish through a 30 zone right past a primary school and a police station. The police station is closed to the public and are only seen when some squat fat woman in a panda car drives in and out once in a blue moon.

  11. It’s perhaps instructive to think how much safer our roads would be if there were no pakis allowed in the entire country.

    There are other issues where this might have had an impact but perhaps making a list would take fifty years.

    Fuck them all.

    • Morning UT…maybe some water cannons could be stationed outside mosques ready for when the pissfuls emerge after Friday evening prayers?
      Give them a jolly good cleansing blast.
      Actually, fuck that: regular cannons.

      • Morning Odin…hmmm…possibly, but I’d imagine a mortar might obliterate them too quickly.
        A cannon could be used to bring down the doorway and partially bury them under masonry; it’d make for splendid footage, seeing their broken, inbred limbs poking out of the rubble, being splayed this way and that, rather than being instantly blown to smithereens.
        Ultimately, either way is perfectly fine.
        As long as they suffer.

  12. When you’re a heathen cunt & put your own & others safety in the hands of your ‘god’, then incidents such as this are inevitable.
    Many moons ago I knew a Brit who worked in one of the flyblown shithole oil-rich countries, on their military helicopters. One day some sand-jigger piled one in through being completely inept & it was put down to ‘the will of god’ …& we know exactly which god the cunts were referring to. Fuck all of them.

  13. Fear not, cunters.
    The government has come up with a plan to eradicate ethnic driving inadequacies.
    New legislation means it will take longer for ALL new drivers to take a practical test.
    Excellent. That’s that sorted.

    P.S any suggestions that this is just a way of glossing over the fact that there aren’t enough driving examiners in the first place, will be met by the full force of the law and two and a half years in prison.

    Your humble servant.
    Sir Quare

  14. I lived in Bradford around 20 years ago, for my sins, and it was common knowledge that there was a problem with certain varieties of people deliberately slamming their brakes on in front of others to generate whiplash claims. It had happened to numerous of my colleagues. Story was the same every time. “Car in front of us randomly slammed brakes on, we went into the back of them, people started exiting the car rubbing their necks. Our insurance is now fucked.”

    One colleague had said the car he went into had been stationary at the side of the road and that the brazen cunt accelerated into the road in front of him before immediately hitting the brakes. That’s how ridiculous it was.

    Around that time, there was a programme on TV, I think it was Crimewatch, where they used cameras to catch these stinking scum in action over in Oldham or some other dump around Manchesterstan. When it came to the culprits, the exact same pattern and category was observed every time. One cheeky twat was repeatedly running this scam on a roundabout. I can’t remember the details, whether he was using different cars or licences.

    And this is what happens to high trust societies that import corruption from abroad. It affects everything. Systems for all things, whether opening a bank account or going on holiday abroad, or merely driving, must be modified. Adding cost and annoyance.

  15. Unfortunately, I encounter these cunts every day on my local roads, but it at least gives me the opportunity to examine, at close quarters, the road behaviour of the park key. In much the same way as a naturalist would view the behaviour of dumb animals, which the park key most certainly equates to.
    Driving in a straight line, particularly for young park keys, is achievable in some cases. Hence the sudden burst of speed often seen.
    Corners, however slight, present more of a problem. The park key will need to apply the brakes sharply to lower the speed to that of a child’s bicycle.
    Traffic lights about to change from green to red entice the slow, dithering park key to apply maximum effort to the accelerator, producing acceleration speeds far beyond their vehicle’s specifications. A fact that has so far baffled engineers and scientists.
    Park key takeaway delivery drivers cannot cope with the demands of driving and listening to instructions from google maps. This is evidenced by the stop start nature of their driving as they have no idea where they are.
    And finally. They’re absolutely terrified of speed humps. More so than dogs.
    Most of these inbreds actually earn a living by driving.
    Can you think of any other occupation, apart from being an MP, whereby you can be utterly unsuitable for the job, yet continue to be gainfully employed?

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