The yin and yang of international tourist drug addiction and an unusual yet pleasing response from the Far East..
“The night before her flight to Japan, Izabel Rose consumed the last of her large stash of ketamine with the genuine intention of having “one last hurrah”.
Daily use of the drug had started to seriously affect her health.
Crying and in pain, she thought she’d hit rock bottom and desperately hoped that during this month-long trip, she’d get clean.
But wait !!
It seems “lessons haven’t been learnt”..
She said: “As soon as I landed in Japan…I was on my phone, trying to source drugs.”
That decision, made in the grip of her ketamine addiction, put her in a Japanese prison for five months.”..
Izzy said she “can’t explain the fear” of finding Japanese police at her hotel door early in the morning, with a warrant to seize her phone and laptop.
She was interrogated for 24 hours and taken to the Osaka Detention Centre where she was prosecuted, and would then spend the following five months in solitary confinement.
For the first month she had a total communication ban, but that was eventually lifted because she fully complied with the prosecution process.
Even then, Izzy was not allowed phone calls. She could only write letters, which would take a month to send and another to receive a reply because they were translated and checked by the Japanese authorities.
So the Japs don’t fuck about then?
On the one hand you have a sobbing middle class English junkie….on the other the Jap police,who don’t give a fuck.
A tricky cunting for sure..junkies are cunts but the Imperial Japanese Army and their government were cunts of historical magnitude…
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Future green party politician in the making..let’s hope the jàps string her up by her thumbs.
Should be in prison for that hat alone.
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The silly bitch.
The Yellow Peril should of fed her to Godzilla.
Dizzy wont take the piss in future.
Banzaiiii!!!
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Here is tladitional sword to be use for to end your life for being dishonourable hoorigan junkie and blinging shame on your famiry. Here is also your last meal, noodles, a rittle bit rike your Wagamama, but not as good. Also, prease enjoy comptimentary Herro Kitty sticker.
Hai
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I’ve spent a fair few hours of my life in an alternate reality on ketamine, good fun when young and silly but cant quite see the appeal of doing it daily unless trying the Elon Musk-esque daily microdosing but even then, mushrooms would be more suitable.
Good for a morning at 5am at a festival or on the beach watching the sun come up as you watch yourself roll down a hill giggling, less good for international travel.
Besides being amusingly naive by importing it by post to a country with a functioning border (can blame coking from here as a sort of desensitization) rather than inside her fragrant stash hole, she was also fairly lucky it was Japan with clean prisons and regular meals rather than some of the less tolerant Eastern countries with prisons you may or may not survive.
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That Japanese prison cell would be classed a luxury apartment in London and cost 2 million smackers. Which no doubt mummy and daddy could afford to buy for the thick,spoilt Sloane ranger.
Someone needs to fuck some sense into her.
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Dizzy makes poor life choices.
Taking animal tranquillisers
Being part of the London rave scene
“Raphael, would you like a disco biscuit?
Ok ya”
And going to japland
Then getting one of your goofy Huw Grant friends to mail you drugs.
No sympathy
I dont like druggies
I dont like japs
I dont like vets not having medicine for distressed horses.
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She should have gone to Mexico for her fix. I believe the Mexican drug scene is the epitome of peace and harmony.
Or how about Izzy and Josh going on a great adventure biking through Iran?
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Why all this whinging when some middle class Brit gets nicked and incarcerated in a foreign country?
There seems to be an expectation that they should instantly adopt our soft, soppy methods.
It’s their country, their rules, so don’t fuck about in the first place would be my advice.
Does anybody honestly believe that the Japs suddenly became cuddly, harmless, camera carrying tourists after August 1945?
Izzy should thank her lucky stars she wasn’t reenacting Tenko, the dozy bitch.
Anyway, at least she’s had the chance to play the victim, courtesy of ‘Our’ BBC.
And I bet, if she’s got a boyfriend, he’s called ‘Jonty’ or something equally as fucking ridiculous.
Fuck all sympathy from me, I’m afraid.
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So that was a waste of a good education then. Should be at home earning a living, paying her taxes to house her immo pals
Mornin all, and it could easily be mistaken for Spring.
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Spring indeed Triton. I was in Tesco’s yesterday and most people in there were dressed like the drivers in “Ice Road Truckers” when outside their cabs chaining up. In jeans and a t-shirt I was the most scantily dressed person in the store. And probably the oldest.
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It never ceases to amaze me, the arrogance and stupidity of twenty something middle class fuckwits..
To them, everything is an absolute hoot where the chances of being caught are miniscule and if they are, the local authorities will look kindly on them, because they’re British. Wrong! The local authorities will make an example of you.
The locals will grass you up.
There are enough of these cretins on death row in hellhole prisons all over Asia to remind everyone that international drug trafficking is a really shit idea .
it’s a shame Izzy didn’t try this shit in the Philippines, then we would never have to see her stupid fucking face ever again.
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Don’t see what she has to moan about…in the nippon nick she had her own gaff,no mithering cell mate after eenglissh muff,no slit eyed wing boss saying you pay me for pwotection or you feel my samurai blade on your neck,no contact allowed with other banzai warriors so no buck toothed ugly offering comfort time…now back in the smoke she can concentrate on future hooray Henrietta get togethers gushing over her new ticky tocky influencing…oooh izzy your so bwave
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Upon reflection I think there is a bit of class conscieness (sp?) going on with the language of reporting. Izzy Wizzy is not a lower working class junkie, she is a sustance abuse victim, just like on the street you become Alchy Malky, but in detached suberbia you just have a drink problem.
Plus anyone who insists on wearing her specs on her hat is a dork. Grow up, your nearly 30
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