Anyone feeling emotionally distressed or suicidal can call Samaritans for help on 116 123 in the UK.
The link takes cunters to a story based on a recent Sky News report in which Fraser, a pimply teenage lad with a boat race like a tragedy mask (blimey he looks just like his daddy) has got all hurty hurty after seeing some cunt blow his own head off with a handgun producing an explosion of blood. No fart phones in my day but we were all blood thirsty little beggars and had there been I am sure we would have blue toothed the clip all over the neighbourhood. “Cor Chris have a butcher’s at this”.
We had an ATC (Army Training Corps) and an AFTC (Air Force Training Corps) at school and the only reason lads joined them was to have a blast with big guns and go on exercises once a year to Norway. A few more homicidal lads went on to join the SAS and various Commando Units. All good fun. No PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) about in those days.
In the Sky News clip it beggars belief to see some traumatised little tosser burying his sobbing head into his daddy’s chest while they both cry their eyes out. Fuck me. Grow a coupla pair. Jesus wept. Come to think of it Big J came to a bit of a sticky end but let’s not dwell on that, for over 18s only with preceding trigger warnings in place.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.
We used to get war cards in packs of bubble gum.
They were well good.
Explicit pictures of Germans and Japs getting killed by the allies.
At playtime we used to swap the ones that we had doubles of.
Good morning!
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Human minds a funny thing.
Some things can scar it,
I had a mate who killed himself at 27
He couldnt get over the death of his mam to cancer an proceeded to destroy himself with drink an drugs.
Shame, nice lad.
Once out in Congleton i drove upto a only just happened accident on a country road
Car smashed to fuck in a hedge,
Motorbike too,
The biker was dead,
Could tell,
He was in the feotal position,
I said to my labourer
“dont look!! Turn away”
Why? He asked.
” because hes dead dont look”
The labourer was a decent thoughtful, kind, lad.
Hed of had nightmares.
Them Samaritans deal with people circling a dark place,
Do a good job,
I couldnt do it.
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I have to say, with all due respect, that I do not support this cunting. During my service years I was very lucky in that I only saw one major and fatal disaster. Of course at sea there were no links to the Samaritans or psychological resources, but what I saw, and many of my colleagues saw, was shocking and distressing, and to this day, many decades later, I can still see the scene.
I don’t intend to say what it was, but as a young man, and now as an older one, the memory is upsetting and indelible. Yes we have to keep a stiff upper lip, but we also have to remember that some people are unable to do this, and society today is very different. Without going to extremes, perhaps that is not such a bad thing.
That’s all I wanted to say – I shall probably be banned now for being a sensitive old cunt
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I don’t think you should have any fears, we are a broad church here and that is our strength.
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Well as kids we would have paid good money to see some loser blowing his stupid head off.
This daft cunt of a child is probably confused that the guy didn’t re-spawn from his last checkpoint.
I read that he has tried to harm himself.
He didn’t try hard enough in my opinion.
His dad is a cunt too.
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I remember the cards for the centenary of the end of the American Civil War, 1965 I think lots blood and snot.
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Were those the ones with the dollar bills in them as well?
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Bloody hell, I remember those now you mention it. Thinks….wonder if they are on E.bay, bet they are worth a fortune. I can even smell the bubble gum now.
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What a gaylord.
Footage like that is what I use for a pre-wank wank, before my main wank.
Seriously though, whilst I’d not want my kids to watch this at a tender age, if they happened to, I wouldn’t go bleating about it in the press.
Who’d employ this little cissy?
Shit like this stays on the internet forever. Indeed, once of the first things I do before interviewing someone is investigate their online presence, in case they’re a closet leftie or have an electric car or something.
The second this wimp was asked to do a task he didn’t like, he’d go running to personnel faster than a darkıe after a payout.
Good morning to one and all.
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Frazer looks like a panda with those big black rings around his eyes.
Clearly hes been effected by watching the footage,
Left him with mental issues.
Needs a good nights kip,
A cooked breakfast and only cartoons for the foreseeable future.
Poor cunt looks like a zombie.
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It’s just projection by his dad MNC.
He’s clearly been bumming the poor lad for years and had gaslit him by making him watch the suicide and saying that was the cause of his trauma, not his dad going hammer and tongs at his son’s catflap the second the mother went out shopping.
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Morning
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Respect Thomas … keep up the good work.
Best to keep such woosies out of the work force – and don’t over-pay them with bennies either.
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I was severely traumatised as a youngster by seeing the death of Bambi’s mum. I’ve never fully recovered, and to this day I still suffer from the full complement of PTSD, ADHD, OCD, ABV, BLM and KFC.
Please pray for me.
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Are you also not frightened of your QWERTY keyboard?
⌨️
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To be honest Sam I couldn’t decide which mental affliction to choose so I just went for them all.
And in deference to yourself and your ilk I’d like to add white shame and post-colonial guilt to the list.
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Right.
Send me $500,000,000 in cash immediately.
💰
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If you arent googling incest porn did bambi even affect you?
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I witnessed a doddery old woman get hit by a car, after she had foolishly walked out in front of a stationary bus. I was only 2 but clearly remember her being thrown into the air, like a rag doll, before my mother covered my eyes with her hands. I also remember all the commotion afterwards, but the annoying part about that was I could no longer see. It’s amazing these things that you never forget. One of my earliest memories, but I never got PTSD from the experience.
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A pair of wets.Grow a spine.
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“Frazer had already been struggling in the aftermath of the COVID pandemic”
I rest my case.
Oven.
Good morning.
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The bar is set so low these days. Everyone has a point where they can no longer cope but there is a whole raft of people nowadays whose careers depend on convincing others that they are suffering overwhelming trauma and could not cope without their help. The most obvious group is of course social workers, pointless bodies who consistently get it wrong at both ends of the scale. Social workers are often well intentioned but they’re not the sharpest tools in the box. A more subtly dangerous group is that of which doctor Sehmer is a member. You know what real medics say about psychiatrists? They’re doctors who can’t stand the sight of blood. Along with many who post on here I was brought up in very poor circumstances. Fortunately for us there were no “social services” in those days. I can distinctly remember first hearing the term “social worker” when I was nineteen or twenty years old and wondering what it meant. By today’s standards almost everyone born before 1960 would have been in “therapy”.
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Dr Sehmer should open her own Only Fans webpage, she is a bit of a cutie.
“Dr Semen”. Heh heh!
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Partially O/T, but I rest our case, m`lud …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yvnqqv9n2o
🍗
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Some people are just soft cunts.
Its their nature.
Born mard.
Cant help it, but theyre weak.
Swoon in butchers shops.
Thumb suckers.
I myself am a delicate blossom.
Very sensitive,
Weeps if someone forgets my birthday or doesnt notice ive had my hair streaked.
But Lifes hard.
You need to cowboy up!!!
Laugh in the face of misfortune
An wave your cock at horror.
Be a brave little soldier.
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Ps
I suspect Frazer of being a ex ISAC cunter.
One i “accidentally” triggered
And left in floods of tears
And bitter recriminations as they flounced out the exit.
Dunno which one like,
Been a few.
Hahahaha 😁
Fuck the meek
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I miss Dick Fiddler.
MNC, you really shouldn’t have chased him out the door with your “northern majesty” quest.
Saying that he actually hailed from Bouremouth was spiteful.
And as for accusing Mince Pie Guy of secretly liking fannies, well that was just cruel.
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Jack the Cunter has been off the radar too recently since being vindictively shamed by Miserable and outing him as editor-in-chief of ‘Cream Tea Review’.
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Oh go on then. https://youtu.be/KPq4arEqDWE?si=BoFeDJbGkTu0PqyP
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I read somewhere that many young people find it distasteful to touch raw meat. It offends their sensibilities. A pound of mince can send some right over the top into madness. Some are scarred for life by a slithery chicken beast. And, whatever you do, don’t mention liver. It is guaranteed to have the spinless spotty fuckers running for a safe space.
Sir Too Kweer want’s to take away the little cunts’ mobile phones and deprive them of the scary internet. In return he will provide them with state funded marbles, Clackers and Space Hoppers. Check out the new white paper that the Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for AI and Online Safety has produced. The measures are informally known as the ‘Swapsies’ proposals.
Good morning, everyone.
G
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Kweer is particularly interested in raw meat. Sore, red-raw Ukranian rent boys’ bottie meat.
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He is also partial to a bit of back Ali.
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You seem to have raised a rather interesting philosophical point, 20:
Do vegetarians/vegans lick pussy?
😛🐈
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Pescetarians
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In answer to Pubis –
Certainly not if it’s got crabs.
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Well, Frazer has cracked it, he’s got his ticket to a life on benefits and free motor because of his disability. Covid – tick, One graphic Pic – tick.
Good job he didn’t see one of TtCE’s more graphic images or he would have be under the nearest high speed train.
I suspect being triggered is just another way of playing the system, probably did an online search to find out what normal things can be linked to blood and suicide to big up his story.
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Probably trying to get benefits, eh Soi?
The scrounging cunt.
I would to have a hand in causing him to improve the gene pool by removing himself from it, along with other worthless cowards.
It’d be a wonderful epitaph:
“Here lies Thomas; he brought about the suicides of 17 weaklings”.
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Only 17 😂
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” ……and these gentlemen are our new crack front line fighting troops. Err Captain Mainwaring, are a you alright?”
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Morning T650…I bet you remember cissy gaylord Arthur Bachelor, the sailor who cried like a little girl when the Iranians took his ipod and called him Mr. Bean:
https://news.sky.com/story/obama-hopes-not-to-repeat-blairs-embarrassment-10128684
Not often I’m on the side of the muzzıes!
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I didn’t have time to get Shell-shock just after the war, due to worrying where the next meal was coming from and having no shoes to wear for school. With also no coal to keep us warm the family would have to stay in bed to keep warm, but that hardly helped without enough bedding and coats. The matter of survival stopped you from being a mardarse.
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All this by the way was before benefits were ever heard of, which families depend on now as part of normality.
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I thought it was a teenage rite of passage nowadays, showing each other amusing videos and photos? 2 girls one cup, blue waffles and lemon girl to name a few.
This little wet wipe would have progressed to full emo with or without being shown a video.
However, it was just a video, good thing his father never took him fishing and made him club a chub or smack a shark, poor little Frazer would be scarred for life by performing an act of survival which without his ancestors doing, he would not have been bred to be so tramatically scarred by the nutritious fish whacking moment.
Gen Z (or gen whatever) really should be given a year of military service / survival / real world ting.
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It’s proposed that a 16 year old will not be allowed to carry a mobile phone to or from school.
Yet, Labour want the voting age lowered to, erm… 16.
And who would police this anyway?
Some schools have been screaming for metal detector arches for years, but they cost money, so that’s that idea fucked.
And what about the teachers?
They’ve got virtually no power to discipline nowadays.
The department for education recently advised that even the vilest little shits should not be excluded.
Banning mobile phones in schools sounds easy peasy when it comes to 9 year olds, but it’s a different ballgame when it comes to teenagers.
What’s the answer?
Fuck if I know. And neither does anyone else.
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I would staple a mobile phone to each hand and sellotape one over their eyes and ram an old telephone up their arses. That should keep them occupied for the rest of time.
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Of all the disturbing things I’ve seen, “Mr Hands” was pretty bad.
Jaw-dropping too.
Why any man would think they could take a full-sized horse tinkle and not die is beyond reasoning.
Thankfully, Kenny didn’t last too long after dobbin perforated his colon:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
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Oh I don’t know Thomas, it never did Catherine the Great any harm.
Allegedly.
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Frazer should face his fears an overcome them.
Stop bedwetting.
Boxing would be a start for toughening him up.
And down goes Frazier!!
Down goes frazier!
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Indeed.
I’d like to see a return of fatal calamities at the world’s smelliest kite competition..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1dkd5ql91lo
Hilarious ☠️
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Every kite string should be replaced with lovely conductive wire, eh UT?
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Anyone suffering Shell-Shock today should be shot due to all the benefits given, even foreigners are coming over to join the queue.
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With that attitude Fraser is clearly headed for a career in the civil service where they indulge this kind of behaviour or working from home for the next fifty years where he won’t be triggered by flashbacks and his comfort blanket is readily available. He also takes vitamins and sits down to pee.
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Teachers should be given the earlier brick phone, to throw at pupils for not paying attention.
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Bring back the blackboard rubber!
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It brings a smile to my face when knowing thousands of youngsters are being killed on our streets from using their phone before getting to school.
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I’m still bemused why they’ve only just thought of banning them from bringing phones to school. Must’ve been tremendous trouble when stopping them from bringing their children and its taken so much out of the authorities.
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I’ve got “Spare the Rod” scheduled to watch again from Talking Pictures. It’s a right laugh. There’s one teacher who can’t wait to cane or strap the blighter’s who try to step out of line.
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