The baffling mystery of driving test cheats.
It looks like there’s an untoward amount of skullduggery going on when it comes to passing the driving test..
“Industry leaders blamed the increase on the nationwide shortage of tests and drivers’ desperation to pass, while the DVSA blamed a general rise in cheating and improved detection.
A Press Association News Agency freedom information request revealed 2,844 attempts to cheat during driving tests in the year to September 2025, 47% higher than the previous year.
Of those, more than a third (1,113) involved the use of technology, such as an earpiece connected via Bluetooth to a concealed phone, to try to cheat at a theory test.”..
A ticklish problem indeed,whatever can be going on?
Oh…hang on..
“Examples of people prosecuted last year, reported by the Press Association News Agency, include 23-year-old Qounain Khan, who was handed an eight-month prison sentence in June 2025 after pleading guilty to impersonating learners at theory test centres 12 times.
The court heard impersonators could be paid up to £2,000 for passing a test.
Sorina-Ana Turcitu, 42, admitted attempting to take a practical driving test on behalf of someone else. She was sentenced to 12 weeks’ imprisonment suspended for 18 months in September 2025.
And Ali Rasul, 22, was handed a two-year prison sentence in November 2025 after being caught repeatedly trying to cheat the theory test over an eight-month period either by using a hidden earpiece or an impersonator.”
Quite a remarkable situation.
Rammed full of foreign cunts then.
Dear me,Tufty Club Oven.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Amazingly the cunts mentioned have no problem with remembering large blocks of text from the Koran.
Some can recite the entire fucking book, word for word.
They just get confused with The Highway Code.
Good morning!
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Is there a single facet of Britain that isn’t getting fucked over by foreign darkıes and their quisling white enablers?
Not to worry, ϟϟtarmer will soon be drafting young white men to fight Russia and the non-drafted pakı and nıgger invaders can finally usurp power.
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My thoughts precisly. Our systems ‘gamed’ for profit.
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No young white blokes are “fighting” for Dame Kweer Charmer.
Not a fucking chance.
Anybody straight white male with an active brain cell should be able to see that the establishment of this shit hole of a country despises them.
I’m ex military myself (in a past life)
and I can tell you now that they would have to handcuff me and jail me before I would raise an aggressive hand towards a bloke from another Christian country.
Let the cowardly war mongering Labour cunts feed their favourite demographic into the foreign meat grinder instead.
After all there’s a good few million of the bastards mooching around doing fuck all except stink up the place.
Good morning Thomas/all
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The Highway Code overall stopping distances have to be learned.
Fucking bizarre when they were calculated in about 1931 for cars with dodgy drum brakes and they haven’t been changed since.
Overall stopping distance when driving at 70mph is stated as….. 96 meters!
And apparently that’s for a car with good brakes, tyres and suspension, driven by an alert driver in good conditions.
At least double that (200 meters plus) for when it’s wet, and 10 times that in icy conditions, but not necessarily on ice.
That’s an entire kilometer to apparently stop your car from 70 mph, and you are told to leave that distance from the car in front of you.
How long do these cunts think that roads are?
If you want people to read and learn stuff then at least make it accurate.
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I substantially agree with you Artful with one proviso. You list brakes, tyres and suspension correctly as vital components. Of the three the tyres are the weak point amongst owner-drivers. Most such folks when they buy tyres go for the cheapest. Read reviews by any organisation which understands car handling and the only conclusion you can draw is that these cheap Chinese tyres are designed to kill you. The German group ADAC are by far the best I know for testing tyres. I had a conversation with an acquaintance where I tried to persuade him to buy good tyres. His response; “I don’t need to pay that price for tyres. I don’t drive like a cunt.” I judged there was no future in this discussion, it would be like arguing abortion with a devout catholic. In the Ford owner’s handbook for my Focus is the sentence; “For optimum performance Conti SportContact tyres are recommended.” Says it all really.
As for Pakis driving at 70mph on icy roads, in the five furlongs it might take to stop they would spend the first two thinking of reacting and the remaining three screaming for Allah to help them.
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Another one that has always annoyed me is the ‘Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre’ rule.
Yes, use your mirror. But the whole point of using your mirror is to see what is behind you.
If there is nothing behind you and nothing else either in front or around you then who the fuck are you signalling to?
You would get marked down in a normal driving test for not using your indicators on every occasion, and marked down on an advanced driving test if you did.
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I confess to not being up to date with today’s driving test Artful. I took mine in 1970. I do know however that plod says you should not give unnecessary signals. I believe this is because doing so tends to lead to drivers not checking the mirrors thoroughly and even not checking the mirrors at all.
I sat an online driving course at BP in Sunbury a few years ago. It was simply bought in from the States so it was nonsensical really as everything related to driving on the wrong side of the road. What struck me though was the sequence they use of signal, mirror, manoeuvre rather than mirror, signal, manoeuvre. There is an advert for a car running on British TV at the moment. The car is left hand drive and is occupied by two chimps. It features a system which checks the blind spot for you. Presumably the driver has a problem with turning her fucking head. She is also reversing out into the traffic stream.
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Due to me not knowing the foggiest idea in the first place of how to pass a driving test, its most likely this cheating wouldn’t be going on near me because there aren’t anyone of the aforementioned foreigners living within the vicinity of my small town.
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It is funny how all these things start happening more regularly, as this country fills up with foreign filth..
Third worlders shouldn’t be allowed to drive on our roads until they have taken 1000 driving lessons..
Take that pàki mayor khan, how the fuck can he see what’s coming down the road, with that zeppelin between his cross eyes.
Plus the midgèt can’t see over the steering wheel.
Stick to buses and trains you foreign scum..
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His Dad drove a bus.
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Just a shame it wasn’t into a ravine in punjab..
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Fiddling the driving test is just one manifestation of a much wider problem with these people. They lie and cheat as naturally as they draw breath. They have no moral standards of any kind and no such thing as a conscience. They regard the basic rules of civilisation as not applicable to them and something they have to get round. Furthermore they are adherents of a cult which doesn’t just fail to deprecate such behaviour but actively encourages it. Examples are legion.
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Might as well allow rabid dogs into the country whilst they’re at it.
They could be thinking of finger printing the foreign scum for the driving.
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That’s me done for the day, unless I get knocked down from my bicycle by one of these pretend foreign driving cunts passing through.
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“Import the Third World and become the Third World”..
Never more apt as yet another facet of Britain struggles to cope with the feral ways of the paki and gyppo.
No doubt the rotten cunts turn up for the test in a ‘Motability scheme” Mercedes.
What a mess.
Good morning.
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Gosh, you don’t think we may be being colonised?
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cunts approaching a round about who get in the right hand lane to go straight on, onto a single lane carriageway
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Nowt more nerve wracking than your driving test.
I swore on mine.
Called a cyclist a cunt.
My driving instructor (a mate)
Was in the back and bollocked me for swearing.
Luckily the examiner was ex forces and i made him laugh.
He seemed to quite enjoy himself.
Great feeling passing your test.
Being a moral upstanding type i wouldnt of liked to of passed by cheating.
Plus i didnt know how to cheat.
For the spicy cunts cheating it doesn’t matter too much.
None of the smelly brown cunts can drive well.
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I thought they only had one driving license per family or minicab.
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It must be a nightmare for tiddlywink driving instructors although they must surely be able to spot the difference than the untrained western eye, that and the threat of a few years in a labour camp. There must be a few who try the old Fu Manchu mustache and buck teeth trick, unless they are real. Awks.
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Great nom, UT.
I know the sort you mean. The cunts drive around in fucking clown cars that fall apart and would be impossible to insure. They wear comedy shoes and speak like Peter Sellers. Some even have big lips and wear make-up. If they get on your nerves, try hitting them in the face with a custard pie. Absolutely hilarious.
Good morning, everyone.
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The BBC article referred to in this important nomination reveals a lot – to those who understand their mutant code…
Firstly, they only refer to foreign filth in their examples of the scum who have not only cheated but done it to an extent that has resulted in prison time. Two of the names clearly refer to Joe Daki curry-heads, and the third I see is “Romanian” according to Google, so that person is a gyppo. Probably tried to drop off a stack of Big Issue during the exam.
Now, being the BBC, we all know that had there been white, British names to choose from, they would have devoted an entire department to finding them, like the proverbial needle in a haystack. They have mentioned foreigners because they had no choice. This is a foreign crime.
Carried out by foreigners, for foreigners. The customers of these scams then being able to drive on our roads without the required skills or competence and will end up killing others, including children, as well as twatting other peoples vehicles in car parks, with knock on effects for the insurance system. Insurance being a scheme that requires basic decency, honesty and trust amongst the population.
We then see how they resort to bogus explanations for why it is happening. My eyebrow rises as I read “Dr Rasha Kassem, leader of the Fraud Research Group at Aston University…” hmm. Of course, this indivudual lays on the ‘it’s because of long waiting times that people are cheating’ with a trowel.
Well, the reason for long waiting times is that the idiotic benders running our country have allowed far too many people in over short spans of time, overwhelming our public services and infrastructure. No mention of that. And in any case, this doesn’t explain why the culprits are all mudslums and gyppos, who cheat at everything.
Too many utterly shite people being allowed in, overwhelming us in numbers and dragging us down to their stinking, corrupt level. Against the wishes of all normal people, lying scum governments have taken something good and turned it into a dangerous, bankrupt and low-trust heap of crap. A disgusting act of treachery and vandalism.
We need a solution as a matter of extreme urgency.
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The solution’s a popular uprising, mass deportation, proper border controls that extend to the limit of our coastal waters and no benefits without at least matching contribution.
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When he all live in our Maoist 15 minute cities there won’t be any need to learn to drive.
It’s fucking raining again.
Roll on death.
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Get to the pub Mr Bastard.
But be quick,before it goes bankrupt and is turned into a mosque.
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Geo engineering Harry.
All in the name of demoralisation.
If anybody thinks I’m being conspiratorial, then look into it and don’t take my word for it.
They don’t even fucking deny it yet the normies just think it’s “man made climate change”
Yes – it’s fucking man made alright.
This country, thanks to our wonderful politicians, who serve their masters in Davos, like the slugs that they are, is being used some kind of testing ground for a prison island dystopia, far beyond the wildest dreams of any power hungry dictator.
We are being demoralised and it’s all deliberate.
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Trauma through injustice is a major plank in this programme.
The court ruling that Action for Palestine is only a bit terroristy is a typical example. The marxist establishment cunts produce counter intuitive decisions, rulings and policies just to see what happens. Making the proles eat shit and like it. Fuck off.
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Why anyone would want to drive anywhere in this country is beyond me.
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I drive everywhere I go Shit-cake as it’s not just convenient but by far the most reliable.
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The system has been bent for a number of years in certain areas.
This is, roughly, how it works.
Young Shamima couldn’t drive a greasy stick up a dog’s arse.
Anything beyond cooking and being fucked by her relatives is a mystery to her.
Plus, because she’s interbred, she’s a thick as shit.
None of this is a problem, though.
Her cousin is a driving instructor, as well as a taxi driver, and has a cousin who isn’t completely thick who can take the theory test for her. She should get through it because she’s done it a few times before.
Shaminas cousin also has another cousin who’s a driving examiner.
She can take her test with him.
He’s very fair.
Job done.
Yet another danger added to Britains roads.
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We are becoming a mix of the Stan lands, without the sun and sand.
The mentality of the foreign types from Stan lands and Eastern Europe is to cheat and claim anything they can get away with, we are getting to point where no one who can’t earn big bucks will bother working.
Driving tests are just one of many scams these cunts are playing, I think we are so far down the shithole I am afraid we will never recover, Reform are making the right noises but I can see them having a big enough shovel.
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If my magic lamp ever materialises and I become malevolent ruler of Britain, the first cunts up for attention will be newspaper editors, senior trades unionists and council leaders, who will be selectively kidnapped, chained in freezers for hours and then dragged out half-dead, brutally electrocuted and informed that they work directly for my dictatorship and if they stray even a hair’s breadth from the pro-Britain, anti-immigrant, anti-leftie and anti-tran§bumder propoganda schedule to which they’re forced to adhere, their houses will be burned down with them and their families inside.
Until these cunts are sorted out, there’s no hope of the at-gunpoint repatriation of 5 million darkıe parasites who shouldn’t be here.
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I see you five million sir..
And raise you ten.
Thank you.
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That’s a manifesto I can go along with.
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The thought of this happening, Thomas, gave me the pleasurable shuddering quivers for quite some time.
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The only people I hate more than the sneaky, dirty , conniving, child abusing, scrounging parking Stanley/peacefuls, are the white Labour/Lib Dem/Tory traitors, who suck their filthy brown cocks for votes.
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Yet another shining example of the cunts in this once fine country who want and expect everything but don’t want to work for it. I have a full motorcycle and car licence which were not that tricky back in the day, but it was still a goal to achieve and to broaden your horizons. I do a fair amount of driving nowadays on motorways and the like and the standard of driving is terrible, middle lane cunts, phone cunts, litter cunts, I could go on, so where are the police, you used to see them everywhere so you didn’t misbehave. Highways agency traffic officers don’t get me started on those turds.
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Not OT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_UgbCIA-xE
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I’ve noticed a lot of the former driving instructors and their contemporaries are being seen for the last time, on the newly reconstructed TheYNC.com site for its entertainment in gore.
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Sure explains why the standard of driving has gone down hill, hopeful a 1 in 3 gradient, without any brakes. The cheating cunts!
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