Un refrigerated coach meat is a cunt, as are other undocumented things crossing the channel but on an island with some of the best meat in the world, be it Scotch beef, Welsh lamb, English swan, who exactly was this warm bus meat intended for?
Certainly canβt imagine those who packed the bus with meat being very keen to eat it or even sell it to their own so it would probably have ended up spinning in kebab shop windows for the drunken market, I wonder if they would even bother adding salt and spices to hide the rancid notes added by its long bus trip.
Of course this coach will be a one off example of customs/border force/welcoming parties/mobile phone and accomodation providers actually intercepting and destroying something.
So who had a kebab at the weekend? Did it taste a bit funny or was it just the home grown scraps, fat, gristle and bone. Did it cause just the right amount of change on the Bristol stool chart or was it straight to level 1?
Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?
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Coach meat, I thought this was a new national express advertising campaign…
Still i would take a seats full of beef brisket over seats full of Somalians and Afghans .
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I don’t like taking pills so I manage my diabetes with a careful diet.
The more I have looked into food and it’s production and origins, the more careful that I have become.
Supermarkets are cunt factories.
Their advertisements about how much they care about their customers and how much they can ‘save’ them are lies.
They exist to squeeze every last cent out of you for the cheapest, nastiest food.
I buy directly from farmers at their markets.
I buy bread from bakeries and meat from trusted butchers.
In restaurants I never order anything that can be fucked around with.
Nothing that can contain leftovers or is on the special menus because it is going rotten.
I only buy fish on a Monday or Friday when shopping locally or in a restaurant.
Those are the days when these places get their deliveries.
If I want fish at other times I will drive to a town about 20km away and buy from the fishing boats as they come in.
People will always try to rip you off.
The cunts that make kebabs, curries, hot-pots, and pies (sorry MNC) will almost always look to save money and increase their profits by sourcing the cheapest available meat.
Good morning everyone!
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@art…the only thing with the fish that appears at our local market is that the good old cod,haddock,hake etc are seemingly being shoved sideways for our more exotic varieties of never heard of species π©…as the clientele are also of the unheard of variety swarming like the proverbial πͺ° around the stalls … it’s not only the humans being replaced in the UK π….a couple of nice cod please, sorry got west togoan bulbus fish on special π
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I remember flying back to the UK in 2001, I hadn’t been back home for over 11 years, as the plane banked over the south east I could see fires out the window.
This was the foot and mouth outbreak 2001, whole blood lines of cattle slaughtered and burnt, farms and farming fucked.
The UK should be lucky, we have a large expanse of water around us preserving our Bio and National security, as you all know this is ignored by those we pay to protect us.
As you know pig swill is banned, (the old fashioned way of recycling food and keeping costs down) due to contamination from an illegally imported piece of Chinese pork that brought about the swine flu epidemic.
I also recall an outbreak of muscle fluke in Croatia caused by pork that had run wild in the occupied introduced into the human food chain via cured meats.
Bio and National security are very important factors that seem to be overlooked in todays global village.
So to underline, its fucking dangerous, not only can it fuck up your health, it will fuck up our live stock that in turn will fuck up your wallet, so it isn’t quite so funny and should carry a very heavy penalty.
( same applies to plants and the horrible little insects on them, which funny enough the people who moved this meat in to us are finding out because they are suffering from an infestation of Japanese Beatle that has no natural predator in country and the bark Beatle seems to be on a massive come back too)
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British people here Benny, are still not allowed to donate blood due to the mad cow thing that affected the UK decades ago.
Some think that it’s a silly rule but the doctors and scientists here would have done their research.
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And for a country that produces perhaps the best and largest varieties of apples in the world, the choice for many are French Granny Smith’s.
Beer from Australia outsells home produced cider.
I have tasted the lamb in New Zealand and it is totally unrecognisable to the meat that is frozen solid,is packed onto ships for the 2 month journey, and ends up in supermarkets in the UK.
Those, and other imports should be banned.
British farmers should be supported.
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Spot on Artie.
Totally agree.
Support the UK farmers π¬π§
Also,
The indigenous white working class have never been as healthy as during WW2.
Very little sugar (rationing)
And digging up flowerbeds in gardens and growing vegetables meant lots of fresh veg in the diet.
Bit of rabbit due to meat rationing.
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“The trade in illegal meat is partly being driven by demand for specialist products among certain ethnic and national groups”…
I rest my case.
Oven,until “extra crispy”.
Good morning.
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Apologies o/t:
How to go about getting an emergency Cunting through regarding last night’s by election pantomime?
Is there a “fast track” approach?
Thank you.
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Morning Terry π
Try offering money π
Or just ask nicely, they’re a splendid bunch of chaps.
Top drawer to a man π
OOT…… Isn’t it wonderful that the Afghans and PΓ€kis seem to be heading for all out war ?
Christmas has come very early indeed πβ
I find it thoroughly commendable π
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I originally thought this nom was pertaining to the bush meat sold out the back of dodgy looking Nigerian mini markets on the Old Kent road.
Trading standards often raid these places and find rancid meat from monkeys, pack rats and god knows what else that can only be identified by DNA testing.
All of it is unfit for human consumption.
Anyone fancy an Ebola burger?
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Cultural enrichment err sorry I mean encroachment. Why we have to put up with this lowering of standards is beyond my comprehension.
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You don’t have to put up with lowering of food standards.
You just need to enforce the laws that already exist.
Even as far back as when I was in England, I saw meat being unloaded to PΓ‘kΓ butchers from the boots of cars, obviously unrefrigerated.
British owned restaurants would have hygiene inspections, but foreign ones would be ignored, probably because it’s racist to check on immigrants.
Turkish and Middle Eastern cunts would sell their meat from the back of filthy vans in some of the areas of London.
They would do their rounds every week without the fear of being inspected.
I am sure that hospitals and schools now only serve halal meat.
They are not going to source meat from traditional butchers for the non Muslims and halal meat for the others.
So your kids, and anyone unfortunate enough to have to stay in hospital will be being fed this crap.
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Were trading standards on a steak-out?
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O/T, Third World GB
BBC News – ‘Family voting’ concerns raised by election observers in Gorton and Denton
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yqpr28jrwo
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Cultural enrichment..!
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There has always been family voting.
Generations of the same white, British family would consider themselves as either Labour or Conservative voters.
Now the press are trying to make a big thing of it?
The area is thick with Muslims and the party that got elected have pledged to give more to Muslims than any other party.
No surprises that they got elected.
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