Tranny Madness (2)

Allow me to present to cunters a further installment in a new series entitled ‘Tranny Madness’. This is the cautionary tale of one Ryan Haley, who’s been banged up after being found guilty of a sexual assault on a woman who was thirteen at the time of the incident.

Unsavoury but not particularly unusual you might think, but here’s where it all starts to get a bit weird. Swivel-eyed loony Haley (see pic in the link) is now a cock in a frock, calls himself ‘Natalie Wolf’, and apparently refuses to accept the verdict handed out at Newcastle Crown Court, on the basis that there’s a conspiracy against him/her/hem/it whatever.

‘Natalie’ initially claimed that the jury had been tampered with to offer up a prejudicial verdict, then went further, claiming that the police, legal representatives, the jury and the judge had all been hypnotised (by aliens perhaps?). It also stated that it had ‘brain damage’; mention was also made of a ‘personality disorder’ and (you guessed it) ‘mental health issues’. No fucking shit Sherlock.

It will come as no surprise that the judge rejected the conspiracy claims out of hand, gave our girl three and a half years in the slammer, and placed it on the sex offender’s register for good measure. So enjoy your time in the clink ‘Natalie’. Our prisons having been captured by the woke mentality, I’m sure that the screws will ensure that you’re properly supplied with tampons and eye liner.

bbcnews

Nominated by Ron Knee.

22 thoughts on “Tranny Madness (2)

  1. I think that the courts and prosecution services bring this type of lunacy on themselves.

    If they won’t deport a criminal because of his daughters liking of western chicken nuggets or because his girlfriend can’t speak Arabic…… And if they look upon the rape of underage girls as being a cultural thing which should be ignored, then who can blame people for trying any daft defence?

    Courts will also lock up mentally ill men in women’s prisons with all the perks that brings.

    So Natalie has tried to milk the system that pisses over all of you.

    A girl has got to try!

  2. I think Natalie Wood could have been a better alternative name. Then forcibly thrown off a ferry mid channel to see whether it floated or not.

  3. Are those glasses prescription, or did he get them at a joke shop in order to enhance the “swivel-eyed nutjob” persona?

    Although I think these types are trying it on, in the hope of getting a lighter sentence, I must admit this creature has really taken the game to a new level.

    Was he hoping for a “secure mental hospital” cell, where apparently detainees could claim up to £800 per month in benefits. This nice little earner has now been stopped, due to a change in the law, but fuck me, £800pm! Makes you wonder who the nutters are!

    • And I think that every time someone refers to him as “she”, they should have their knuckles rapped with a steel ruler.

      That applies to the nutjob himself and especially legal counsel representing him in court, punishment to be administered on the spot by the court usher.

      • Donkey’s years ago, my first ‘proper’ job was with the council, and in those days you had to sit local government exams. Part of the course was in ‘public law’, and we’d have to go to the courts in Brum to see justice in action.

        Fucking hell, what a parade of deviancy passed before us; I remember a bloke done for flashing kids in the park, some geezer using a mirror on the end of an umbrella to see up women’s skirts, a huge black woman up for pissing in the street, a woman caught flicking her bean in a phone box, another caught for standing on a traffic roundabout with her skirt up around her ears and no pants on…

        To be honest it was hilarious; trying not to laugh out loud was excruciating. How the judge and the other legal reps managed to keep a straight face I’ll never know. The best show in town, and free admission.

      • Straight faces probably because to them it was all to common, see it every day in court.
        Bring back the stocks and pillaries. Bit of humiliation often works.

      • Did you ever witness Jess Phillips being hauled before the beak Ron?
        Facing a charge of possession of an offensive scowl.

        Well played today btw.
        2-0 to Ron.

  4. God almighty every day it’s worse. May his arsehole be expanded so a Volkswagen Beetle can be parked inside with room remaining for a full set of tyres.
    Send the cunt to Pakistan when his paltry sentence is served.

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