In this wonderful world of cctv, their is a lot of footage about of people doing some nasty shit.
It fucks me off when the said person in the footage denies it, but fuck me when the press and other media refer to them as the “alleged” it somewhat interferes with my mental interface.
Currently some rag head is languishing in a hospital bed recovering from multiple perforations sustained from the police (confirmed) whilst he allegedly opened fire on a bunch of civilians!!!!!!!!!
I don’t think that it was alleged, I definitely saw him get shot by the police (confirmed) and I am pretty sure it was him on the video shooting at the civilians, unless we have some ridiculous JFK scenario (Puff of smoke behind the grassy knoll) and the bloke had a blank firing replica!
what a load of bollocks.
I appreciate innocent until proven guilty, but fuck me when its screamingly obvious can we skip that part and not have our intelligence insulted!
Nominated by : Lord benny
I agree that the cowardly gunman should have been referred to as “The cunt in the video shooting innocent people”, but if used correctly the word ‘alleged’ can be used to spread all sorts of mischievous information.
It is alleged that Kier Starmer’s wife regularly gives him a pegging with a strap-on which has been moulded to the exact size of Emmanuel Macron’s cock.
Allegedly, David Lammy has had a tyre hung from the ceiling in his house, paid for by the taxpayers, for swinging upside down from whilst drinking tea from the spout of a teapot.
Good morning everyone!
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The only thing you can say for certain if it was a ledge and we know one can play silly games on here and get away with it.
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If you like malicious slander and gross defamation of character(I do)
Then “alleged” is a godsend.
A get out of jail card
A golden ticket.
No costly court case!!
I can insinuate that celebrities are sexual deviants and politicians corrupt with impunity 👍👍
Also like “its rumoured”
And “in my opinion”.
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I’ve seen it alleged by a multitude of people that Britain is now as shithole 😩…BBC verify have yet to comment on the allegations so I will hold my powder dry 👍
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Sometimes, the word ‘alleged’ can get you a little closer to the truth.
Take the arson attacks on our esteemed PM.
The official line is that a couple of young Ukrainian men set fire to property owned by him for absolutely no apparent reason.
Unofficially, it is alleged in some quarters, that they were disgruntled rent boys.
Spurious accusations? Or inside information leaked by old bill?
We’ll probably never know the real truth, but Starmers card is marked.
Which can only be a good thing.
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It is rumoured that Nigel Farage has a tiny cock, supposedly no more than 2 inches on the bonk.
Un-named sources also allege that he is a premature ejaculator.
One of his past partners, who didn’t want to be identified said, “In my opinion, he is a 2 push Charlie”.
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I can’t remember who the politician was who called a policeman in Downing Street a pleb.
Instead of defending himself like a normal person by saying, “Look, I make a thousand decisions a day and I probably get 990 right. I am sure that the policeman can forgive my small outburst of frustration”.
No, he said, “I did not use the words attributed to me”.
Yes, you smug, arrogant cunt.
Of course you didn’t use the words ‘attributed to me’, you called him a pleb.
People can use word games and politicians, many of whom are trained lawyers, are well practiced in them.
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Andrew Mitchell MP
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