The Rodbournes and Their Ruined Christmas


It wouldn’t be Christmas ( sorry, the Festive season ) without a tale of woe or two, preferably featuring some “vulnerable” member of society and including the word ” ruined “, so here you are.

Kent Online.

Jean and Ron Rodbourne were due to host the family celebrations. They placed an order for home delivery back in October, which was due to arrive between 4 and 5pm. When it hadn’t been delivered by 6pm, Jean rang only to be told it was a ” computer glitch” and there was nothing that could be done.

Now, here’s where my sympathy chip went on the fritz.

This was the 22nd December, not Christmas Eve. The delivery was from Sainsbury’s, not Fortnum and Mason. It was payment on delivery, so they weren’t left without money to buy groceries elsewhere.

What was stopping their son ( who ended up hosting at his house ) taking them shopping on the 23rd, so plans could go ahead?

Of course, Christmas was “ruined”, and the couple have asked for compensation, naturally.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

87 thoughts on “The Rodbournes and Their Ruined Christmas

  1. OT, but something that concerns us all…

    Struggling to think of a bigger coward ever in British politics than Starmer. Running scared of Burnham. A thoroughly spineless cunt and easily the worst Prime Minister (apart from Satan Blait) in history.

    • Yes Norman, it’s an irony that the reason they prevented him from standing is that it’ll cost public money to elect a new mayor. Funny that the same costs doesn’t stop them spunking money away on the dog shit invasion that’s besmirching the nation.
      The truth is that Sack Of Shit Starmer is running scared. Cunt.

      • Indeed Mr Gusset.

        The cunts never thought twice about the cost of any sort of election…

        Until Reform MPs starting using it as an excuse for not standing down when they switched allegiances..

        Now the vermin running the country have pinched that idea as well as another excuse to subvert what tattered remnants of democracy we have left in this soon to be Third World country.

    • Complete shithouse.

      I dont like herr Lip Andy Burn em.
      I think hes a twat.
      But democracy should be honoured.
      The teenage Tatlock should be allowed to stand for the seat in Gorton
      Denton

      Hopefully thisll cause a civil war in Labour?

      Denton is next door to where i grew up in stockport so spent lots of time there,
      Gorton is a shitpit,
      It depresses me.

    • Andy “clean air zone cunt” Burnham should be forced to move in with the Redbournes,perhaps his expenses claim form won’t be delivered.

      Then there’ll be some noise..

      The shithouse clueless cunt.

      • On second thoughts,Burnham political machinations are very likely to have Starmer and his minions squirming like the greasy paki loving dung they are..

        Go Andy!!

        you pathetic money staffing commie cunt.

      • “money spaffing”..ffs

        I thought it’d take longer than this for the govt to subvert my Korean phone..

        Dear me,surrounded by clipboard warriors.

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