is a cunt……
fuck me I don’t like cats, but I wouldn’t go this far.
The fact that the legal system is actually entertaining this snowflake doesn’t do them any favours.
“Richard Williamson from Bedwas complained to Caerphilly council, saying although cats had a right to roam, they “do not have the right the cause a statutory nuisance or pose an environmental health risk”.
He said he was concerned about the health risks to the family’s newborn baby “who will soon be playing in our garden” ”
The risks posed to the new-born baby have not been correctly assessed, because with parents like that I am expecting a future non binary Palestinian flag waver coming into existence.
Fuck me and the high court entertain this?
Nominated by Lord Benny
Dick Williamson is one of THEM.
Isnt he?
A fuckin nuisance looking for a cross to be nailed to.
Yeah cats shitting in your garden is annoying.
But its not done with malice.
Theyre animals following their nature.
He either gets a large dog,
Or lets his kid become feral and shit on the neighbours lawn.
Stop moaning you cunt.
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Exactly Mis, it’s like the townies who move to some rural idyll and then moan about the noise and smell and shit produced by the animals. I once heard of one such type who got exercised about the fact his kids had observed a stallion serving a mare with his two foot stiffy.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WOIkoMmRkJE
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They always say the other man’s grass is always greener, so before this wanker went to court he should have spared a thought for the keen gardeners in Tottenham. Just imagine, you have a nice crop of Brussels sprouts or weed in your garden, you look out of the window, and there is David Lammy taking a crap in the middle of them.
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I disagree Mis.
it’s not done with malice by the cat but the owners who steadfastly refuse to invest in a littertray and let the little cunt in to use it are the issue.
Before I bought my previous house it had been unoccupied for about a year and the back garden was thus converted into the local shithouse for the neighbours cat.
They were ignorant Dushkas from some Soviet-satellite or other and clearly paid little attention to the cat who would also routinely shit over their garden furniture and children’s toys.
Needles to say, having small children of our own, we couldn’t let them out to use our own garden for the risk of them rolling in and/or nibbling on (I never said they were bright) the odorous, toxic turds that proliferated our lawn.
I used to fling the poos with a shovel at their back-door, hoping that they’d take the hint and it seemed to work every now and again but only for a little while, it was a whole cycle.
It might all seem petty but a court settlement is preferable to the extreme acts of violence that I found myself imagining for those lazy, selfish cunts I was living next-door to.
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Mickey@
Im not coming to your BBQ in summer.
No offence but your garden stinks of shite.
😂
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yeah, and some of its even the cat’s
I’ll save you a roasted spud.
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Ps
Guaranteed he’ll be back wasting the courts valuable time complaining about squirrels burying acorns or bees stealing pollen from his flowerbed.
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Trouble is that for many cat owners one is never enough.
They have to have more and sometimes several.
Cats shit everywhere except for their owners properties and some unlucky cunt has to clear it up.
Their piss stinks as well.
It’s a waste of time talking to the owners of cats, it’s not like they can train them not to shit in your garden.
And The High Courts should have better things to do than hear a case about cats.
Buy a dog would be my advice.
Good morning!
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Cats shit anywhere except their own properties, isn’t true. all mine were litter trained and if they went out during the day, I would put a clean litter tray outside for them. it used to make me laugh when they ran over to use it one by one and then bugger off again. it’s a shame more cat owners don’t apply this method as cat’s do like a clean safe toilet area.
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I too like a clean safe toilet area.
🧻
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The lunatics are running the asylum 😂😂😂
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Testing: Chinky
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He should ring up the nearest Chinky and tell them there’s some pre-processed ‘chicken’ chow mein available next door to him. Then offer access via his garden.
Problem solved, and helping to boost the local economy.
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You can say `chinkies`, Geordie, because it`s both a food and race of people.
🍜
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He’s obviously a simpleton.
Fuck the courts,simply get a Nigerian in as a lodger,they think cats are witchcraft so the blek cunt will have its head on a pole in no time flat.
Good morning.
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I strongly advise not dooing this, having encountered a few Nigerians in staff houses I’ve stayed in for work over the years.
Some nice chaps but by fuck are they noisy and oblivious either with TV or phone or both.
One guy would happily sit watching Nigerian news channels which was more akin to a mass brawl than news, 5 or 6 Nigerian guys all having a heated debate, meanwhile he would be on (speaker, naturally) phone talking to his family back home loudly.
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Sounds like the sort of cunt, who would happily watch as a curry muncher took a shit on the pavement, but goes to court over a cat.
He should get a paternity test, there’s no way the kids his.
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At least cats usually dig a hole and bury it, dog owners put the shit in a little bag and hang them on trees like Christmas FUCKING baubles..💩
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Yes I’ve seen that Doc. I once drove some miles across Cornwall and saw dozens of trees decorated in that fashion. I can’t help but wonder about the thought processes of the perpetrators.
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This arsehole sounds so self-absorbed he should be an M.P.
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He should get two xl bullys.
Keep the cats at bay.
Playmates for his kid too.
Im thinking of taking out a restraining order on the slugs in my garden.
Ive tried reasonable conversation
Dirty looks
Snide comments
Nothing works.
Next stop the High court
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How goes the allotment Mis?
Any produce yet?
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Morning LL,
Yeah, last year i did.
Trying to make things easier for myself by concentrating on soft fruit. Blueberry bushes, raspberries,
Plum trees, strawberries etc
Helps my scurvy😁
You got a pet LL?
Know lots of cunters have cats.
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Not at the moment, we had cats when I was growing up. I knew someone who had a stoat kit….little bugger! Great with kids as long as you don’t accidently sit on it.
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Are they related to the dinghy vermin?
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I have spikes along the tops of my fence panels to stop the cunts coming in. Seems to have worked. No need for lawyers fees. Mind you, I’ll probably end up being sued when some thief tries to jump over and cuts its hands to ribbons. In that case, and to avoid litigation, my plan is to stove the intruder’s head in with my lump hammer and then barbecue the cunt. So I’m told, the smell will be like pork chops and bacon so that shouldn’t arouse much suspicion with the neighbours, even if it is in the middle of February. Only thing I’m not decided on is what to do with the head and all the bones. Anybody been in this position before who can advise? Thanks.
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Barrel of hydrochloric acid works for me.
Although you may want to get acquainted with a local pig farmer if you see this being a persistent problem.
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Odin, you are Dr Crippen and I claim my free trip on a transatlantic liner.
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Thank you for this sensible advice, Odin. Are pigs able to chomp through a femur though? I was thinking to visit the bear enclosure at the zoo over consecutive days and empty bin bags of head and bone in when nobody is looking. Particularly if there’s a primary school visiting, so it will be too busy for people to notice. Sure the grizzlies will make easy work of it. Plus they can use the spare wibs as tooth picks whilst they’re lazing before the public viewing area.
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Pigs will eat everything but the skull, but this is due to them being unable to grasp the spherical shape in their jaws.
I would suggest either
A. Sawing it into smaller pieces, once rendered to the bare skull, or
B. Immersing it in a bucket of Quikcrete and throwing it in deep water.
Ahem! So I’ve gleaned from the plots of the crime novels I enjoy reading.
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In that case, I would get friendly with Beenham wolf sanctuary..
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I wonder if this idiot is worried about the chances of his offspring catching avian flu from birds shîtting in his garden or leptospirosis (Weil’s disease) from rat / mouse pee or numerous other illnesses / diseases from wildlife visiting his garden?
I fully understand that some people don’t like cats, just as I don’t like dogs, but FFS grow up man. Nature is full of animal shît and his crotch goblin is going to be exposed to it everywhere it goes.
I hope the courts have some way of eventually ordering costs against him for bringing up such a frivolous case as I hate to think my taxes in any way end up paying for his pettiness as well as his sprog.
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Good nom.
Cats are positively benign compared to humans. Humans are by far the most destructive animals ever to shit upon the face of the Earth, destroying the environment while torturing and killing more animals on a hourly basis than the entire cat population could dream of doing given a trillion lifetimes.
Plus your average moggie is a fuck sight more intelligent and entertaining than this Williamson fuck could ever be.
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Cats would do the same and probably worse if they could. But they are not intelligent enough. If you were the size of a mouse or garden bird, they would slowly torture you and then rip off your head, just for the craic. Besides which, the modern pet cat only really exists in the form and numbers it does thanks to people.
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Richard Williamson is definitely a cunt, and probably a reetard.
Of course, Lib Dems are notoriously fond of fluffy and furry animals It is because of their predisposition for facial hair. In fact, they feel at one with nature in general. Their diet consists of nuts, berries, lentils and yogurt. They also feel free to roam the community wearing sandals and making a nuisance of themselves by pushing their shit through our letterboxes. Most of their voters would like to be cats or dogs. Best to ignore them if there are ever any more elections.
Good morning, everyone.
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My rule of thumb:
A bird with hairy armpits = Limp Dim.
A bird with hairy armpits and a sloshpit that reeks like a fish market on a hot summer’s day = Green.
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They are everywhere, aren’t they GT. The scruffy whiny blighters.
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Not a cunt at all. Cats are annoying and disgusting.
Stupid fat women get them and then cruelly kick them out of the house at night time to annoy neighbours. If you loved the fucking things so much, why force them outside in the freezing cold? Many’s the time I’ve gone out to put the rubbish out or something and a cat has run inside my front door to escape the cold because the owner’s forced it out. Or how about the sob stories or shitty posters: poor little tiddles has gone missing or been run over; then don’t allow it to roam among dangerous traffic you thoughtless idiot. Imagine if it were their kid that had gone missing but it turned out they’d forced it outside.
Where I live are so many of them, night times are a cacophony of screeching and fighting, while driving in the vicinity is like running a gauntlet of trying to avoid them.
Also the argument of ‘cats are animals of course they’ll shit in your garden and kill the wildlife’ holds no water. By that logic I’ll get myself a pet tiger and when it goes around massacring everyone I’ll just say it’s in its nature.
They’re not naturally there because humans put them there and feed them.
If you want a cat, look after it and keep it away from me. Lazy pets for lazy people.
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I agree, which is why my cat never goes outside.
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I prefer the company of animals.
That question
” who would you invite to a dinner party.
” .
People say winston churchill, keith moon etc.
Fuck that.
Me an my dog.
Keith would get bladdered an breaking stuff and id have to kick his head in an chuck him out.
No, like Tarzan, Mowgli, an others im happiest around animals.
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I imagine you to be more like The Batman, MNC. An English version, obvs!
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20@
I DO sometimes wear my undercrackers over my trousers.
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If you really want to make a splash Mis, wear them on your head and travel on the bus in the rush hour. That’s what Jeezum plans to do.
Oh sorry, no. He’s going to court like that to escape jury duty.
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😁
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Love cats – hate people (especially kids, rag heads, p*kis, soots)
Don’t want cats in your garden, chuck some water at them, do that a few times the cat gets the message and doesn’t come back.
Poor Richard Williamson, concrete your fucking garden, problem solved 😂
Wanker.
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not water, Jeyes fluid
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Not a cunt, in fact needs to be encouraged.
Cats are horrible nasty killing machines. Round my way they happily predate birds, small mammals and amphibians, one cunt even tries to take out Bats whilst in flight. Funny the rat population never diminishes however.
Their shit is more disgusting than dog crap and they roam everywhere unchecked by lazy bastard owners who are equally as big cunts.
There’s some good YouTube channels showing feral cats in Australia being shot.
A top nom and recommended.
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You should be shot, no offence 😂
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Miaow…!
https://youtu.be/lSWacsfd-40?si=brgzqUp_NX2tsgFA
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If Dicky williamson was my neighbour hed rue the fuckin day.
Bags of dogshit would appear in the garden and in his gutters.
What looks like half digested meat pie an chips would be curled out on his doorstep.
An he states hes worried about his kid getting toxoplasmosis,
And going blind.
Whats he got against blind kids?!!
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In some countries, people are expected to manage their pet cats the way dog owners manage their animals. You have to keep them at home or walk them. Areas of Canada have bylaws to this effect. In this country, there is a common law precedent that a cat is a “free spirit” and so cannot be controlled, and our culture/attitudes are probably downstream of this. However, it is clearly an unsatisfactory judgement as being a wild, free spirit doesn’t usually involve living with some scruffy, human cunt who fills you with manufactured food and then lets you out to shit on other peoples lawns. I think people like Jill achieve a fair compromise, but many people won’t bother. Also, they do kill large numbers of birds and other truly wild creatures, which they have a domesticated advantage against. I think some areas have far too many of the damn things and people who keep lots of them are causing an environmental nuisance. I used to live on a terraced street and the numbers passing through our garden and shitting everywhere was obscene.
This is one of those topics that people disagree strongly about.
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If i had a cat and lived in Canada id encourage it to shit in peoples gardens.
Canadians are lefty plastic yanks.
In fact id give my imaginary cats food that upset their tummies so they squirted liquid diarrhoea all over the lawn.
Then id go the woods and bag up moose shite that id dump on peoples drives in the early hours.
I dont like canada. 😁
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I read somewhere that toxoplasmosis (the parasitical disease spread by cat shit) causes a change in behaviour that causes people to like cats more. This is the only explanation to me of why people still like the disgusting, vicious things even after I point out to them all the facts in your post Anglo Saxon.
I also get told that without the plague of them that infests every street on which I’ve lived that there would be an rwual or higher plague of mice and rats. Complete bollocks, I lived in a street with loads of mice and a fair few rats and the plague of sitting moggies just ignored them or went after the birds. The reason? Cats are lazy and when they’re being fed kitty-kat by their obese owners, they have no incentive to hunt mice (but will happily pounce, torture and rip apart a bird) that lands a few feet away.
I used to live next to a playing field and every night, one of the fats cow owners would walk into the field and try to coax her nuisance possession back to her and one time she was there for a whole hour before giving up. What a responsible owner who truly cares about her pet.
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We have always kept cats, usually two or three but down to one at the moment. They cannot be trained to behave in any way not to their advantage but they are instinctively clean and will very quickly take to a litter tray as posted by Jill above. With food, water and a litter tray they can safely be left in the house for hours when you go out. I’ve known dog owners who have done that and returned to find the dog has shat in the lounge and chewed up the furniture. Objective analysis would conclude that keeping domestic pets makes no sense. Many pets are in fact substitute children which does nothing to alleviate the problem of ethnics outbreeding us.
And we certainly don’t throw out our cats at night.
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Cats are magnificent creatures, end of.
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Oooohhh shut that door
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“It was at this time that I began to ponder the worldwide eradication of cats. The final solution, if you will, to the feline question.”
Mr. A Heidler, who lives at No.34
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Could have worse things to find on yer lawn like an hyperdeemic nerdle for instance. Why do cunts breed like fuck.
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You just knw from the start that if it wasn’t cats it would be smthing else. As a member of your local community you can be sure that there will not be a single cause he will not take umbridge about.
One victory for the cunt will spell a life time of misery for neighbours.
mornin’ all
Ps cats are nice, I like them better than many people especially dinghy sailors
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What a cracking selfie that cat in the header pic has just taken.
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Can’t get on board with this cunting
Cats are vermin.
Their owners are more often than not, fat, lazy, homosexual or puddled with toxoplasmosis.
Or sometimes all 4.
If you keep them indoors and neuter the useless fucking creatures and let them shit in a litter tray while stinking your house up, then I’ll cut you a bit of slack.
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Herman, homosexual types have poodles, my pussy would be applauded at the thought of being shacked up with bum bandit.
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Are actual poodles still a thing?
It seems most cunts have crossed them with any and every other breed these past 20 years and charged twice the going rate for the mongrel pups.
Nothing like a fool and his money.
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Our younger has a standard poodle Herman, stands two feet tall at the shoulder, brown in colour. Intelligent and obedient, very easy to live with but costs a few bob in grooming of its curly coat. Most people when they hear the word poodle seem to have in mind those little toy poodles, like an overgrown rat with a perm.
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It’s Caerphilly, and he’s more worried about the ‘threat’ to his kid from moggy than from the free roaming of thousands of feral chavs and rapefugees.
And why doesn’t he tell the truth? He means his girlfriend and her boyfriend’s newborn baby.
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A long gone friend of mine had the same problem, neighbours cats shitting all over his garden. His solution was to acquire the meanest fucking cat from a rescue centre. For some reason this psycho cat took to him, thee weeks after the arrival of the cat from hell, no more moggies shitting on his property. This cat was an absolute bastard the vet hated her. Seriously fucked up cat, adored my old mate.
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