is a cunt……
fuck me I don’t like cats, but I wouldn’t go this far.
The fact that the legal system is actually entertaining this snowflake doesn’t do them any favours.
“Richard Williamson from Bedwas complained to Caerphilly council, saying although cats had a right to roam, they “do not have the right the cause a statutory nuisance or pose an environmental health risk”.
He said he was concerned about the health risks to the family’s newborn baby “who will soon be playing in our garden” ”
The risks posed to the new-born baby have not been correctly assessed, because with parents like that I am expecting a future non binary Palestinian flag waver coming into existence.
Fuck me and the high court entertain this?
Nominated by Lord Benny
Dick Williamson is one of THEM.
Isnt he?
A fuckin nuisance looking for a cross to be nailed to.
Yeah cats shitting in your garden is annoying.
But its not done with malice.
Theyre animals following their nature.
He either gets a large dog,
Or lets his kid become feral and shit on the neighbours lawn.
Stop moaning you cunt.
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Exactly Mis, it’s like the townies who move to some rural idyll and then moan about the noise and smell and shit produced by the animals. I once heard of one such type who got exercised about the fact his kids had observed a stallion serving a mare with his two foot stiffy.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WOIkoMmRkJE
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Ps
Guaranteed he’ll be back wasting the courts valuable time complaining about squirrels burying acorns or bees stealing pollen from his flowerbed.
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Trouble is that for many cat owners one is never enough.
They have to have more and sometimes several.
Cats shit everywhere except for their owners properties and some unlucky cunt has to clear it up.
Their piss stinks as well.
It’s a waste of time talking to the owners of cats, it’s not like they can train them not to shit in your garden.
And The High Courts should have better things to do than hear a case about cats.
Buy a dog would be my advice.
Good morning!
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Cats shit anywhere except their own properties, isn’t true. all mine were litter trained and if they went out during the day, I would put a clean litter tray outside for them. it used to make me laugh when they ran over to use it one by one and then bugger off again. it’s a shame more cat owners don’t apply this method as cat’s do like a clean safe toilet area.
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The lunatics are running the asylum 😂😂😂
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Testing: Chinky
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He should ring up the nearest Chinky and tell them there’s some pre-processed ‘chicken’ chow mein available next door to him. Then offer access via his garden.
Problem solved, and helping to boost the local economy.
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He’s obviously a simpleton.
Fuck the courts,simply get a Nigerian in as a lodger,they think cats are witchcraft so the blek cunt will have its head on a pole in no time flat.
Good morning.
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Sounds like the sort of cunt, who would happily watch as a curry muncher took a shit on the pavement, but goes to court over a cat.
He should get a paternity test, there’s no way the kids his.
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At least cats usually dig a hole and bury it, dog owners put the shit in a little bag and hang them on trees like Christmas FUCKING baubles..💩
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This arsehole sounds so self-absorbed he should be an M.P.
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He should get two xl bullys.
Keep the cats at bay.
Playmates for his kid too.
Im thinking of taking out a restraining order on the slugs in my garden.
Ive tried reasonable conversation
Dirty looks
Snide comments
Nothing works.
Next stop the High court
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How goes the allotment Mis?
Any produce yet?
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Morning LL,
Yeah, last year i did.
Trying to make things easier for myself by concentrating on soft fruit. Blueberry bushes, raspberries,
Plum trees, strawberries etc
Helps my scurvy😁
You got a pet LL?
Know lots of cunters have cats.
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I have spikes along the tops of my fence panels to stop the cunts coming in. Seems to have worked. No need for lawyers fees. Mind you, I’ll probably end up being sued when some thief tries to jump over and cuts its hands to ribbons. In that case, and to avoid litigation, my plan is to stove the intruder’s head in with my lump hammer and then barbecue the cunt. So I’m told, the smell will be like pork chops and bacon so that shouldn’t arouse much suspicion with the neighbours, even if it is in the middle of February. Only thing I’m not decided on is what to do with the head and all the bones. Anybody been in this position before who can advise? Thanks.
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Barrel of hydrochloric acid works for me.
Although you may want to get acquainted with a local pig farmer if you see this being a persistent problem.
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Odin, you are Dr Crippen and I claim my free trip on a transatlantic liner.
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I wonder if this idiot is worried about the chances of his offspring catching avian flu from birds shîtting in his garden or leptospirosis (Weil’s disease) from rat / mouse pee or numerous other illnesses / diseases from wildlife visiting his garden?
I fully understand that some people don’t like cats, just as I don’t like dogs, but FFS grow up man. Nature is full of animal shît and his crotch goblin is going to be exposed to it everywhere it goes.
I hope the courts have some way of eventually ordering costs against him for bringing up such a frivolous case as I hate to think my taxes in any way end up paying for his pettiness as well as his sprog.
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Good nom.
Cats are positively benign compared to humans. Humans are by far the most destructive animals ever to shit upon the face of the Earth, destroying the environment while torturing and killing more animals on a hourly basis than the entire cat population could dream of doing given a trillion lifetimes.
Plus your average moggie is a fuck sight more intelligent and entertaining than this Williamson fuck could ever be.
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Cats would do the same and probably worse if they could. But they are not intelligent enough. If you were the size of a mouse or garden bird, they would slowly torture you and then rip off your head, just for the craic. Besides which, the modern pet cat only really exists in the form and numbers it does thanks to people.
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Richard Williamson is definitely a cunt, and probably a reetard.
Of course, Lib Dems are notoriously fond of fluffy and furry animals It is because of their predisposition for facial hair. In fact, they feel at one with nature in general. Their diet consists of nuts, berries, lentils and yogurt. They also feel free to roam the community wearing sandals and making a nuisance of themselves by pushing their shit through our letterboxes. Most of their voters would like to be cats or dogs. Best to ignore them if there are ever any more elections.
Good morning, everyone.
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Not a cunt at all. Cats are annoying and disgusting.
Stupid fat women get them and then cruelly kick them out of the house at night time to annoy neighbours. If you loved the fucking things so much, why force them outside in the freezing cold? Many’s the time I’ve gone out to put the rubbish out or something and a cat has run inside my front door to escape the cold because the owner’s forced it out. Or how about the sob stories or shitty posters: poor little tiddles has gone missing or been run over; then don’t allow it to roam among dangerous traffic you thoughtless idiot. Imagine if it were their kid that had gone missing but it turned out they’d forced it outside.
Where I live are so many of them, night times are a cacophony of screeching and fighting, while driving in the vicinity is like running a gauntlet of trying to avoid them.
Also the argument of ‘cats are animals of course they’ll shit in your garden and kill the wildlife’ holds no water. By that logic I’ll get myself a pet tiger and when it goes around massacring everyone I’ll just say it’s in its nature.
They’re not naturally there because humans put them there and feed them.
If you want a cat, look after it and keep it away from me. Lazy pets for lazy people.
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I prefer the company of animals.
That question
” who would you invite to a dinner party.
” .
People say winston churchill, keith moon etc.
Fuck that.
Me an my dog.
Keith would get bladdered an breaking stuff and id have to kick his head in an chuck him out.
No, like Tarzan, Mowgli, an others im happiest around animals.
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Love cats – hate people (especially kids, rag heads, p*kis, soots)
Don’t want cats in your garden, chuck some water at them, do that a few times the cat gets the message and doesn’t come back.
Poor Richard Williamson, concrete your fucking garden, problem solved 😂
Wanker.
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Not a cunt, in fact needs to be encouraged.
Cats are horrible nasty killing machines. Round my way they happily predate birds, small mammals and amphibians, one cunt even tries to take out Bats whilst in flight. Funny the rat population never diminishes however.
Their shit is more disgusting than dog crap and they roam everywhere unchecked by lazy bastard owners who are equally as big cunts.
There’s some good YouTube channels showing feral cats in Australia being shot.
A top nom and recommended.
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