I stopped to buy some petrol the other day and noticed the curry wallah serving behind the counter had a long and dirty looking little fingernail.
“Are you vanting to buys manys chocolates for de girlfriends” said the cunt, mangling my beautiful mother tongue as well as offending me with his disgusting personal hygiene as he tried to flog some post-Christmas shite.
I fucking well didn’t and silently thanked contactless payment. Having a long little fingernail were historically symbols of wealth and status because you didn’t do manual labour, as well as good luck and prosperity. I assumed he wasn’t a captain of industry as he was “working at Londis garage” at 6.00am so this grubby little poopjeet was picking out his earwax and scratching himself in other bodily orifices.
Is there no end to the cultural enrichment?
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
Men have short nails for manual labour.
Also hygiene.
Its disgusting and effeminate to have long fingernails like Fu Manchu.
Used to be this kid when I was at school (one who fell in a open grave an soiled himself on Halloween)
He had long fingernails gernails with dirt under them.
An green teeth.
The dirty little cunt.
Turned my guts then
Still does.
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You’d think that they use the nail to pull the last clods of shit from their dirty brown arses, but they actually stick these nails down their jap’s eyes as extra stimulation.
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People are generally slobs.
They must notice the gut getting bigger but they choose to do fuck all about it.
Men with great clumps of hair growing out of their ears and nostrils, and they think that it’s OK.
We can recognise someone English from a distance.
Men and women with huge sweaty, stomachs and tattoos all over their bodies, dragging their feet as they shamble along.
Filthy, long fingernails and severe skin infections on their feet, visible as they will be wearing flip-flops.
Long, dirty, yellow toe nails…. Disgusting.
These are the people who have given up, they simply don’t care anymore.
The others are people who are well aware of how they look but want to challenge society.
“Who are you to judge me and why should I conform?”
These usually would be women with hairy legs and armpits, sporting a ‘tash.
Give them distance.
If they don’t give a fuck about themselves then they will give less than a fuck about anyone else.
I would never get close enough to a Pákí to see his fingernails.
Good morning everyone!
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Morning TAC/all.
Do you ever happen to eat naturally fermented products?
I started eating raw sauerkraut and raw garlic every day a couple of months back and my quite severe asthma, which I’ve had since I was 10 (I’m now 53), has completely disappeared, I’ve come off the inhalers completely.
Coincidence? Possibly. But I feel fitter and trimmer than ever.
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Morning Thomas.
I have never tried sauerkraut but I will take your word for it.
What I have found that is excellent for diabetes is Chinese bean shoots.
I had a portion yesterday and I feel good today.
I may nip along to the Chink wholesaler later today and buy a sack full.
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@thomas….you are count Heinrich Von krautlic and I claim your inhaler …mein gott 🇩🇪
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Might of been a vampire with that accent.. I vant to suck your blood.
Drain you of your blood and over charge your for a plaster.
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What he says to his fellow Pákí punters is, ““Are you vanting to buys manys bags of Haribo for de girlfriends”
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Filthy curry eaters.Full Bombay oven
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With the number of fucking nail bars in our high street, there is no excuse for having anything other than immaculate manicures. All of those establishments are full of young female oriental types who are quite obviously victims of the modern slave trade.Who the fuck owns these places? I can only think that they are fronts for gangland money laundering. There is rarely any fucker in them. Occasionally you will see a transie fatso police officer having a pedicure, but otherwise, no fucker frequents them. No doubt yours truly is helping pay start up costs for them all.
Our high street offer is almost entirely made up of charidee shops, nail bars, vape sellers, and barber shops All bar one of the banks have gone as there is almost no money to be had. Of course, if you want drugs, contraband fags, or stolen packs of bacon or cheese you will likely get sorted.
Fucking, Labour cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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@ADMIN, would you be kind enough to give my email address to Jeezum please? I don’t want to derail the thread. Many thanks, Jill
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The greatest thing about modern civilisation is the accessibility of personal hygiene. Never mind high end consumer products, real luxury is to roll out of bed into the shower and don clean clothes for the day. As I heard a historian remark many years ago, if you were taken centuries back in time what would be the first thing you noticed when you stepped out of your front door? The smell. Adverts on the telly for “deodorants” which claim to work for 72 hours. Question already posed by another cunter, who goes three days without a shower? I would ask and why?
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