are cunts.
Well, this lot weren’t really astronauts wehre they? All 11 minute expensive fairground ride really doesn’t constitute going to space does it?
I thought that slapper Katy Perry would be the most publicity seeking, but I have been proven wrong. This stupid cunt Amanda Nguyen – a 34-year-old scientist and civil rights activist (yeah, whatever love) has out done Ms Perry.
This bint campaigns for civil rights and no doubt sex equality, but when ‘those in charge’ give it to her, she falls back to “an avalanche of misogyny” and ‘depression’
Look love, if you can’t handle it, then don’t do it….it’s not difficult. You’re not up to it, so stick to online moaning about inequality instead.
A cunt if ever there was one…and I wouldn’t fuck her in the shitter and let her piss on me afterwards. I am not that desperate.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
Shes Vietnamese.
She can be a astronaut
But can she surf?
Sadly charlie dont surf
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Put the kettle on pet.
Milk, one sugar.
And don’t forget the ironing.
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Astronauts should be yanks.
With names like Buzz and Skip.
Not little rice powered dogeaters.
It makes a mockery of space exploration.
To boldly go where no man has gone before…
Love you long time johnny?
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Maybe she gave Jeff Bezos the same spiel as the bird from Full Metal Jacket, Mis.
‘Me so horny’ ‘Suckee Fuckee, 10 minute space flight’
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“Ms Nyugen, who has worked as a scientist researching women’s health and conducted numerous experiments during the Blue Origin flight.”
Experiments?
What experiments?
Bullshit.
These twats didn’t even go to space anyway, the went to the upper atmosphere in a craft they had no input in building, the disingenuous tarts.
The ‘avalanche of misogynistic abuse’ is well-founded.
All men know they’re lying about their ‘accomplishment’.
If they’re astonauts, I’m a proctologist.
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Space craft and launch facilities designed and built by men – check
Necessary navigation algorithms designed by men – check
Whole charade funded by world’s richest man – check
Deserved criticism met by claims of misogyny – check
Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, love.
Tell you what. Why don’t you go and cook us something nice?
That’ll cheer you up.
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I thought my depression would last for years…. I’m already past you miss noodles I’ve been that way for over 2 decades since I started realising that this country was heading 👇…can I go on the next 🚀 out 😩
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Hang on. She just got a free trip to the edge of space and spent a few minutes experiencing zero gravity. pretty much every school kids dream.
And she’s still moaning?
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Let’s put this in simple language that miss stroppy bollocks might understand.
It’s got fuck all to do with misogyny and everything to do with a bunch of self aggrandising wimminz, most of whom have got where they are on their backs, dressing up this escapade as some sort of victory for wimminz empowerment.
It wasn’t. It was just a jolly for the rich and well connected.
Get over it you melt.
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Wonder if NASA want her for the next Aporro mission?
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Maybe they could strap her to the nose cone to provide extra protection, after all, with a skin that thick little would penetrate.
No. One. Cares.
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If id been stuck in a tin can with Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry id probably be a bit depressed myself.
But its hard to tell with Vietnamese.
They always look depressed.
Depressed and squinting.
Shoot some pingpong balls out yer fanny and cheer the fuck up luv.
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Morning LL/all…if I ever got the chance go spend a weekend at the international space station, I’d position a recently deposited turd floating 6 inches above a sleeping astronaut’s face and then loudly start screaming that we were under attack and watch as they launched their face into my #2.
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Morning Cunt Engine/JP/Mis….I have always wondered about bodily functions in space. I wonder if farts behave strangely too and do they still smell and what about silent farts and hot farts…..so many questions.
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She should pay heed to the NASA Space Shuttle Challenger disaster in the 80s. After recovering the black box, they heard the last words of the crew:
“For fuck’s sake, don’t let her drive…”
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60s dream innit?
Be a astronaut.
Little yanks wanted to stick flags in the moon.
Not me.
Couldnt think of anything worse.
Sat inhaling other people’s farts eating crap packet food,
Chance of been sucked into the inky black void because some dozy cunt at NASA hadnt fitted a vent right.
No thanks.
Nowt to see!!!
Darkness and dust,
Few rocks.
Id been on that Apollo 11 mission?
Neil Armstrong couldn’t wait to step on the moon,
Me?
I wouldnt of gone out the rocket.
“No ta, see you when you get back Neil.”
Gone through his bags while hes out moonwalking.
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I look at those NASA disasters,
And cant help but think how much id earn if i weighed it in at the scrap yard.
Fortune £££
If one of those pod things crashed to earth round here itd trigger a race like the Cannonball run of vans hoping to take angle grinders to it and get it weighed in 😁
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