are cunts.
There’s (sort of) good news and there’s bad news as England’s cricketers stumble about on the 2025-26 Ashes tour in Australia.
The (sort of) good news? Well they’ve actually gone and won a test match in Oz for the first time in what seems like about a hundred years. Hoo-fucking-rah, let’s light the fireworks and break open the champers.
The bad news? The match was the fourth of five in the series, and of course the Aussies are already out of sight, having rogered England good and proper in the first three, thereby having the Ashes in the bag and their tinnies open before Christmas.
This win therefore is worth about as much as the thin end of the square root of fuck all in the scheme of things. Naturally it’ll be lauded as a win which means that the utter humiliation of a series whitewash is avoided, as though that’s some sort of victory in itself. But it’s all too little too late, as they’ve already embarrassed themselves and the rest of us with their ineptitude. Yes, it’s much too little, much too late. The Aussies have got the bragging rights again, and boy, will they let us know it.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Something I used to enjoy, sitting at lord’s in the sun slowly getting drunk, watching a test match.
Now that’s fucked with these reckless animals playing like toddlers, after eating bag after bag of haribos.
Swinging at everything like a drunken arsehole at 2am in a kebab shop.
Bazball, spàzbàll more like.
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Stokes needs to grow a pair. Bring back Harold Larwood and knock a few heads off. That’ll teach the uppity convicts.
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What a complete shambles and a waste of time. Crawley should’ve been dropped, only there wasn’t anyone to replace the lackadaisical cunt and the short arsed partner at the other end wasn’t up to much. I myself can’t be arsed to go through the rest of the team of shite.
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I am surprised the fucking pant pissing Aussies have lifted the covids lockdown so soon.
Good morning, everyone.
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Remember going shopping with a girlfriend in a London clothing shop in the mid nineties and found one area a complete shambles of a mess and was told that the Australian cricket team had been in. Merv Hughes was the main culprit. Say no more.
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It would appear that they have forgotten how to play the long form,and truest,part of cricket.
Very poor show indeed.
Good morning.
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