is a cunt.
Just when you thought he was on his last legs, Elton John makes a miraculous comeback.
Having been out of the limelight for all of 6 months, it appears that Fat Reg needs the attention of his adoring public once again. Not to mention their hard earned cash.
Reg and his ‘husband’ David, have produced an alcohol free fizz to help them with their teetotal lifestyle of dinner parties and whatnot.
Apparently, they liked it so much that they thought it would be a nice idea to flog it in Sainsbury’s at 10 quid a pop.
Certainly a great idea if your the ones raking in the profits.
Most 75 year olds with something north of one hundred million in the bank wouldn’t bother, but people like him can’t help themselves. They can never earn enough.
And to cap it all off. Far from Glastonbury being his ‘final’ performance, he’s playing the rock in Rio festival this summer.
Doubtless for another fat cheque.
That’s if he lives that long.
Which he fucking well will, without a doubt.
I fear we’ll never be rid of him.
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
He can’t sing anymore,he sounds like someone’s granny after a night on the sherry.
Not that that would bother him,nor it seems the likes of Paul McCartney and Rod Stewart.
Always puzzles me why they don’t just stop and live a life of indolent luxury.
Perhaps it’s because most of them are egotistical cunts.
Good morning.
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So someone into chem sex and baby oil paddling pool romps is tea total?
Fuck me tell it to the vicar, and if he likes it chances are it probably has a slight hint of knob to it, so regardless of price or figurehead I will give that one a miss.
Has Bono done anything lately?, sort of tempted to put Mr Beast out there for his waterholes for Africa flop, but as it was his own cash maybe I should leave him alone.
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I can’t say that I liked or disliked him at all, he didn’t appear in my personal top 20.
However, he absolutely shat the bed for me when he put new lyrics to Candle in the Wind and churned out that mawkish dirge at that funeral.
I’d have admired him more if he’d done a ragtime version of Second-hand Rose.
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I’d always wished that Jools Holland had got the Diana gig, JP.
Just imagine the look of horror on the mourners faces as he absolutely murdered Abide With Me, or some such, with his boogie woogie piano and Ruby Turner on vocals.
Excellent.
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😁👍
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In a normal healthy well educated society this fat piano player would be labelled a :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy
Not idolised by the sick of mind and in receipt of wealth…!
Makes me feel rather..🤮
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Im shocked at this vicious slander of a National Treasure and bone fide rock god.
Sir Reg encapsulates everything about rock n roll.
Unfettered greed, anal sex,
Stomach turning wealth,
Shameless fawning to the establishment,
And pot bellies.
I for one love his insipid saccharine muzak,
And as a massive fan can name at least two of his songs.
Live fast
Die young
Born to be wild🤘
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What’s in this alco free fizz… personalised jizz from the dynamic duo’s after coupling sessions 😩….
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I owe fat Reg a debt of gratitude because when i was in my teens i bought a bird “ Yellow brick road “
and on the strength of that i got my leg over
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Goodbye yellow brick road is about Regs time working laying tarmac in Brighton as a young labourer.
Ripping up york stone flags and selling them.
He laid the car park and driveway at his mansion himself whilst David baked fairy cakes.
Candle in the wind is about farting on a toddlers birthday cake.
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I hate piano ballads.
Rubbish.
If you was picking a instrument to play it wouldnt be a fuckin piano.
Imagine carting that around to gigs?!!!
Youd think elton would be a natural flute player?
For me, itd be drums.
Let out all your energy banging away like John Bonham or Keith moon.
Or bagpipes,
ACDC did it,
As did wings.
Marvelous.
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Elton was taken ill at a Queen concert during the 80’s after traces of Mercury were found in him.
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Ps
Elton claimed ‘ saturday nights alright for fighting’
Encouraging street violence in the UK.
Hes probably right though.
He wrote that about his time as a Teddyboy in a street gang with Cliff Richards, Tommy Steele,
And Lionel Blair.
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