Let me present you with a typical school headmaster – an arrogant man who is good at dishing it out, but not so happy having to take it. Felton decided to attack his deputy with an offensive weapon, and inflicted injuries on him. This was is March 2025, now, just ten months later, the sanctimonious old cunt has been arrested, tried, imprisoned – and released!. Just imagine if he had been a lorryn driver or a factory worker. I am sure the would have been looking at a 3/5 year sentence, but poor old Felton, even with his derisory sentence, was shitting himself. “I was afraid I would be raped” (at 54 with a face like that – Christ he has a high opinion of himself!).
Thankfully, the old lags took to “sir” and gave him an easy time.
Given the ludicrously short sentence and the violence displayed by the old bugger, I wish some big black quare had taken a liking to him inside.
Two Tier sentencing in action:
Nominated by W C Boggs.
” Inmates even praised him for his actions ”
And the Tooth Fairy is real.
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Im surprised he wasnt sentence to do 300 lines.
” i shall not commit assault”
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I see he’s a racist too, forcing that black man who’s peering over his left shoulder to stand behind him in a subordinate fashion. The state of modern teaching.
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Fuck me! Describing his weapon of choice as a spanner is understating it a bit. It was a fucking great big wrench!
If you’re going to prosecute, at least display some sort of knowledge of tools.
6 months isn’t much, but I can see why he was pissed off about it.
If he were black, he’d have got off with a mental health order.
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Come now FMC, do you seriously expect anyone in the judiciary or any hack on the Sun to know the difference between a spanner and a stillson wrench? As long as there is a dearth of prison cells we will see inadequate sentences handed down not helped by the fact we lock up people who say things which offend the muslims.
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That’s nowt compared to the violence that’s about to erupt in the Labour Party. Battle lines are being drawn.
Bodybags has smudged his eyeliner weeping over being snubbed. Mucky Ange is on his side as she’s heard he’s ‘Cock o’ the North’. Rachel can see what’s coming so she’s applied for her old job back on the complaints desk. Lesley’s wet her camiknickers worrying she might lose out altogether.
Mastermind will support whoever offers him the most luncheon vouchers and Ed’s microbrain is spinning faster than a wind turbine in a hurricane. Jess is hoping to get her name on Lord Back Alley’s gift list so she doesn’t have to buy her clothes at a jumble sale any more.
Meanwhile Chagos Charlie is off to China to offer Buckingham Palace as their new Spy Centre, the Royal Mint not being big enough to house all their required torture chambers.
It’s going to be great entertainment when he gets back. Or will he meet with an unfortunate accident with an ice pick while abroad?
The show won’t be over till Emily Fivebellies sings.
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That’s tremendous,the video footage is like a scene from the great Fawlty Towers.
I should also like a look at the cheeky little minx who was snagging both of them at the same time..
Mr Cunt Engine?
Altogether quite shocking debauchery.
Good morning.
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I’m fucking sick of this puritanical mobile telephone.
SHAGGING.
There,that’s better now.
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I like the fact she taught sex education.
Quite ironic in the circumstances.
I bet her practical lessons were something to behold.
Good morning
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He is either a weak wristed cunt or not very serious about the attack.
A proper hit on the head from a wrench of that size and the guy would have been dead.
Now stand in the corner and face the wall, you cunt.
Good morning!
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