David Lammy (25)

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is a cunt.

The decision to remove the right of trial by jury for offenses that will result in sentences of three years, or less.

Now, this has somewhat put the cat amongst the pigeons when it comes to law students hoping to become barristers ( no, not baristars, they make coffee at Costa, et al )

So much so, that some are considering training as solicitors, instead. Just what the market needs, loads of solicitors .

Maybe they can entertain you with their experience in trying to find a job in their field while they make you a mochafrappachino?

As an aside, although I find the photo of Lammy wearing a sheep pelt amusing, it diverts from the seriousness of his proposal. This is yet another attempt to erode British traditions, and should be resisted as strongly as possible.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

61 thoughts on “David Lammy (25)”

  1. But god told him to do it.
    That morbidly obese cunt only worships takeaways..

    Then this news suddenly appeared.
    Thousands of new magistrates wanted in 2026 as Government launches national recruitment campaign – GOV.UK https://share.google/2VuS07bTa22CpBjkz

    Now I wonder, from what communities will these people come from…

    That’s the plan africunts and peacefuls, letting africunts and peacefuls off.

    Hopefully two dinners dave will lose a foot to diabetes soon.

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  2. I was just waiting to read that the scrapping of jury trials would affect ethnic minorities more and was not disappointed.

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  3. Depriving Britain of Trial-by-jury is a cunty gesture, naturally. To be tried by your common man is a long-established right, even if that common man is from some African or Middle-eastern cesspit.

    Jeezum’s point about Lammy in s barrister’s wig is a pertinent one; it’s a strategic distraction to this serious point to have such an imbecile playing dressy-up.

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    • Don’t for one minute think that lame-brain Lammy was in any way responsible for this despicable treachery, gov’t ministers are merely the front men/mouth pieces for the deeper tranche who actually call the shots. So who should the cross hairs land on? Well its author is Sir Brian Leveson and its facilitrix is one Sarah Sackman.
      Now I won’t divulge their ethnic origin and affiliation for fear of being labelled (again) as an ‘antisemite’ but for fuck’s fucking sake why do we find them at the core of every insidious piece of human and racial ‘rights’ legislation designed specifically to strip our fundamental rights and freedoms? Why?

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  4. The only way the Arab slave traders would have been able to flog this useless fat slob in a West African market would have been as part of a job lot with the rest of his tribe. Then he’d have been turned into fish food mid-Atlantic to lighten the load and speed the ship’s journey to Kingston.

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  6. I think that the idea is to speed up the court process.

    Try this……
    Disallow any mischievous defence offered by shyster barristers that frustrate the courts.

    Only the other day there was a nom about some cunt who won a court decision, claiming that he couldn’t be deported because his girlfriend couldn’t speak the language of the country where he was to be deported to.

    And there was the other cunt who won the right to stay in the UK because his daughter wouldn’t like the chicken nuggets in his home country.

    Hundreds of these types of cases are clogging up courtrooms.

    Fuck these cunts and their lawyers taking the piss.

    And then there was the other bastard who was allowed to fuck up the courts schedule by simply refusing to appear on video link for his trail.

    I think that everyone should have the centuries old right to a trail by jury, but if their defence is frivolous, or if they purposely delay proceedings then they should be given extra time in nick when found guilty.

    The courts are there to hand out justice and to protect the public.

    The public have the right to expect that criminals are dealt with quickly, efficiently and taken off the streets as soon as possible.

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    • And good morning!

      It’s fucking freezing here today.
      2 degrees with the possibility of snow for only the second time in the last century.

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      • Took my dog out for a walk, Art.
        What I thought were wet footpaths were actually coated with black ice.

        I was clinging to the garden fences all the way, like Sherpa Tensing scaling Everest!

        It was exhausting, the little sod can make do with the back garden until it warms up a bit.

      • It snowed here for the first time in 90 years about 15 years ago.
        The snow didn’t last long but there were hundreds of people taking photos of the beaches and palm trees with a snow covering.

        For many it was the first time they had seen snow in real life.

        For us this weather isn’t good.
        We are too far south to warrant central heating and the houses here are not insulated.

        Without temporary heating we would fucking freeze indoors at the moment.

  7. David Lammy went to Harvard.
    No joke, Harvard the prestigious US College.

    I find that staggering.

    The British society of Jesters, fools, village idiots and assorted dunces refused him admission.

    Now im no scholar.
    Barely went to school.
    But even i know that if you attack a ancient right under law to be judged by your peers, then it might be unpopular.

    But then Labour never read the room.

    On getting into power reward the public sector
    Attack pensioners and farmers.

    The people who feed us, and the elderly 😯
    Vote winner.

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  8. The corpulent simian more resembles Idi Amin with the passing of each day.

    We’ll begin to see Lammy wearing bravery medals with his judges wig. A complete waste of skin, bone and lard.

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      • Well spotted Mr Maskinback. However, I should point out that Idi Amin banned flip-flops. Not all bad then!

  9. He appears to think he doesnt require a neck?
    His cannonball head resting directly on his shoulders.

    And when getting a bottom lip choose from the shrimpboat captain line.

    Hes arrogant as fuck
    Yet appears to have the intellect of a pigeon.

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  10. Back in the 80s a letter arrived one morning addressed to me by name from the local magistrate’s court. I assumed it was regarding my latest speeding ticket but in fact it was an invitation to become a beak. I then thought I’d been set up by a mate who had somehow got hold of a sheet of headed notepaper but it turned out to be genuine. I didn’t take up the offer.

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  11. Didn’t you fancy it Arfur?
    Good money,
    Interesting
    The chance to punish people.
    Wear a cape without people spreading rumours about you.

    Id of took it.

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  12. Lawyers are against this because they earn from spinning everything out – court, asylum appeals, enquiries that serve no purpose and take years/decades (and change fuck all), yewman rights. Even fucking conveyancing. They are parasites.
    Judge/magistrate courts work perfectly well. Fuck the lawyers.
    Lammy still a cunt though.

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    • Nail on the head Cunstable. I spent four days in a family court, can’t give you any details because they would lock me up, but amongst the bodies in there were four lawyers. They did almost fucking nothing, two of them never said a word and one of those who spoke did a passable imitation of Manuel; “I know nothing.” All being paid handsomely by the taxpayer and any fool could see what the final outcome would be after the first hour of the first day.

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      • Sir Too Kweer is a well known fan of the puppet president’s piano playing penis (try saying that five times).

      • Zelensky is complete cunt.

        His bollocks about ‘I will wear a suit when my people can rest’…

        First off, is dressing smart as a head of state that fucking hard to do? It’s only a suit, shoes, shirt and tie, you bloody Dooshka twat. My grandad dressed like that well into his 80s, so bollocks.

        Also, has he thought that a smart and suited wartime leader (Winston Churchill and King George VI) might boost his peoples’ morale? No, of course he fucking hasn’t.

        Then, the fucker and his slut of a wife in particular live like pre-revolution French royalty. The Primark jumper and combat keks fool no one. He lives like a fucking emperor. Schmoozing with Bonio, Piers Morgan and his other showbiz pals.

        Finally, he’s always dressed like this. Before Ivan even went near the Ukraine, he looked like a scruffy sod. So, making out his slovenly appearance is some sort of grand gesture on behalf of his ‘people’ is just insulting everyone’s intelligence and ripping the piss. A cunt of the highest order.

  14. It comes as no surprise that this fucking cunt wants to lead the way in transforming the country into a Banana Republic.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

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  15. Hitler would be proud. Show trials only from hereon. Elections cancelled. When are the new euthanasia and abortion chop shops due to come on line? Nearly there…

    Good morning, everyone.

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  17. I would be in favour of any system that automatically locked up Blicks and Asians without any need to attend a court.

    Lammy and his no jury trials, obviously the sentencing guide lines will have to factored in, whites only can get the full tariff so the ethnics will be disproportionately affected by no jury trials.

    I hope he has consulted mosques and community leaders to see if they approve.

    Lammy is a fine example of why white people are racist.

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  18. The whole point of a “justice” system is to not only to see that the guilty get convicted. but also that the innocent aren’t
    Lammy’s idea could well see failure of the latter.
    The Tories introduced a system for ” low crime” eg. TV licences etc, that don’t require a personal appearance or exchange of evidence.One magistrate dealt with 150 cases in a day. Not a few of which seemed unreasonable.
    Justice is for, of and by the people.It is not a politico’s toy.
    Mornin’ all

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  19. This is related to why every African state degenerates into corruption and authoritarianism. Bantus have no regard for rights and laws and this bantu is behaving like his countrymen. It’s amazing to think that many believe that if the whole country were bantu, the country would be exactly the same except for skin colour.

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  21. You look at old black bollocks and the equally asinine Ed Miliband and you realise that this government really is stuffed full of mentally deficient halfwits. Box tickers, so many of them.

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  22. Never mentions his dad.
    God, i bet his dad hit him a lot?

    Never get bored of it.
    Id be dripping in sweat,
    Tennis elbow in both arms from cracking house bricks on his head.

    Limping with sprained ankles from booting him up the arse.

    Id have to employ someone to come in at weekends to batter him.
    Be exhausting!!
    ” dad, ive put the washing up in the dishwasher’

    Dishwasher?
    We dont have a dishwasher.
    Going into the kitchen to find my prince Andrew & sarah Ferguson commemorative dinner service smashed to fuck going around in the washing machine 😡

    Id hit him that hard id scream with pain with him.

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  23. I enjoy watching clips of Lammy the fat chimp on display in the parliament zoo.
    Oooohh-Oooohh-Oooohh-Ahhh-Ahhh-Ahhh…Teethy grin, armpit scratch.
    I’d like to see a few back flips and a proper chimp out though.

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  25. Any sensible government should before bringing trial by jury back should ensure that Kweer, Lammy, Blair and Khan are tried for Treason and hanged. Once that process is complete return the jury trials, love to see Lammy trying to cry fowl about lack of fairness in the system that they created.

    On the plus side I’m also pretty sure the government who managed to convict Blair would never be out of power for generations.

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  26. Is anybody else counting down the minutes till this mob fucks off in 3 and a half years time? That’s if we have elections. Or if a nice, convenient war crops up for them so that we have martial law. You can see it coming.

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    • I’m just waiting for some excuse for Kweer to cancel (sorry delay) the general election because the people can’t be trusted to vote as informed by the BBC to do so. Afterall leftie, commie, bastards don’t believe in democracy, they never have done.

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  27. This at the same time as the removal of the 3rd outcome of trials in Scotland, no longer do we have guilty/not guilty/not proven, The worlds gone mad.

    Not that I fancy being judged by my supposed peers much, good luck finding 12 high functioning alcoholics with the patience to sit through a trial.

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  29. Seeing this knuckle dragging gormless treeswinger strutting around in a high court judge’s wig is how low British politics has sunk in a nutshell.

    It’s like some bad dream. A scene from The Prisoner: where a self appointed unelected gurning illiterate Uncle Tom character in a crown topper is ‘judging’ Number 6.

    ‘You’s a guilty! You’s a guil-teh!’

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  30. Remember that huge repulsive sweating belching brown blob from Kenny Everett’s Captain Kremmen? Looked like a huge pile of shit with eyes…

    Always wondered what happened to it…

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