Checkout Charity


Checkout Charity is not only a cunt, it’s a subtle form of shaming.

Now, what is Checkout Charity. If you’ve been in certain chain stores, Poundland is one ( if ever a shop needed a name change, eh?), possibly your regular supermarket, you get to the point of paying and get the following message.

” Would you like to donate £1 to our supported charity? ”
Or possibly
” Would you like to round up your total to the nearest £, for our supported charity? “.

Now, you’re in a rush, there’s a queue of muttering pensioners behind you hissing ” hurry up, FFS “, you get flustered and press the green for go button!

It used to be prevelant, but not so much these days, which is mainly due, apparently, to a healthy distrust by the public of how much actually reached the charities.

The Conversation.

Do people really feel guilty about pressing the “Hell, no!” button. I don’t, and never have.

Over to you.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

57 thoughts on “Checkout Charity

  1. Just a thought, I’m watching ( again) Saving Private Ryan.

    The opening scenes on the Normandy beaches.

    The same beaches that the fucking Third World Muslim cunts are invading GB from..!

    Starmer you Quisling twat. You are in ( power).?

    Sort this out, send the cunts to rhwanda or somewhere. Outsourcing this to a separate place will work.

    Do it you gutless cunt, show some leadership..!

  2. I am blessed with a card that does not support such transactions.
    Using the checkout without glasses I accidently agreed to donate to “Turtles in need” or some such charity and my card was declined (Does not support transaction).
    At that point the guilt goes from me to the Bank as they are miserable uncharitable cunts and not me, the nice old chap who so dearly wanted to donate 😏

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