Strangely my underpants move when I think of her, C.A.
Miss Church is another of those (slightly) musical scrubbers that got famous ten years ago or more by showing off their tits and with their skirts up to their knickers on TV. Sadly for the Stacey Solomon’s and Mylene Klass’s and the aforesaid Miss Church, as the tits begin to droop and TV “entertainment” has move on to the next “big thing” , these minimally talented wimminz are having to try ever more desperate ways to get press attention: Solomon married an idiot and advertises cheap Primark tat, Ms Klass is the perpetual victim of every nasty man, but Miss Church has sunk to a new low. She has let it be known that she “stinks” because she has stopped using deoderent. Literal.ly a dirty little tart. It also explains, she says, why she keeps her tits out – perhaps she hangs her price list on her nipples?.
How much more desperate will these old bags get before they realise their fifteen minutes of fame are up. I think they should go on the game (assuming they are not already on it):
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Good for her.
Shes gone full hippy.
She’ll save money too,
That Lynx Africa is expensive
Just pop some of those Magic trees in her bra,
Or those Odorheaters you put in shoes.
I always assumed she stunk anyway so nice to have confirmation.
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Literally just been scanning an article about this flabby fathead terrorist sympathiser, quoting her as saying “if it hadn’t been for my dad I’d have been dead”. So he’s got a lot to answer for.
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Another eco tip for Charlotte is to hang those fatballs from her ears instead of earrings.
Shell soon have sparrows,
Starlings, robins, turning up.it will help our native birds survive winter as well as setting a must have fashionable accessory.
Oh an blue tits.
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The quickest way to get blue tits is to keep her knockers out in this cold weather MNC – they are probably purple by now
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‘Strangely my underpants move when I think of her, CA’
Why, haven’t you washed them in over a year?
Re. all those nasty deodorant chemicals that get into your bloodstream.
But tattoo ink doesn’t, eh Charlotte?
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She seems to be modelling herself on Charlie Dimmock.
A fat, lumpy, malodorous spunk trumpet.
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Aw, Charlie Dogmucks alright.
Just likes a pint and 8inches.
She at least used deodarant.
Spraying her ginger pits with greenfly spray.
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I imagine she stank beforehand.
She is Welsh. Throw her in the sheep dip.
Maybe she could go to America and try and disrupt ICE agents and get shot in the face.
Like this daft cow..
https://x.com/i/status/2008990336526504033
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Would this be the same woman who was, according to a quote on the BBC, ‘simply caring for her neighbours’?
I feel another George Floyd episode coming on.
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Wrong hue for a George Floyd
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Oooops
Stick your nose in and get it shot off
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Are her stinky pheromones some kind of mating scent for all those immo rapists and sexual predators she constantly defends and excuses?
If so she needs to try harder from her gated community.
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I’d give her one in a hot tub so the absence of deodorant wouldn’t matter.
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Loads of celebrities smell.
Russell Brand.
Sweat, shame, and fear.
Bruce Springsteen.
Unwashed cock,
And gym socks.
Crybaby Robert deniro.
Stale farts and spaghetti hoops.
Christ, most of them are best kept downwind.
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Bob Geldof and Lenny Henry particularly.
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Not forgetting Madonna…
She reeks like the grease traps at Grimsby Fish Market.🦈☠️
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A soprano, I’ve heard her sing. I’ll stick with Damrau and Netrebko.
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Deprive Miss Church of oxygen.Daft trout.
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My pants move also, but from the back end.
Obnoxious welsh wanker.
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Chrîst her minge would make a police horse faint.
Dear me no,at least shave your legs and make yourself half presentable for any unsuspecting gentleman visitors.
The mad cunt.
Good morning.
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Here she is performing “Beat It” with the, err, talented Amy Winehouse…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIzVlFmzojA
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Winehouse was another pisspot druggie squawking bint.
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Some people are into stinky women.
They like to buy unwashed Japanese schoolgirl knickers and sniff bicycle seats.
Not me.
A lady should smell of Chanel Number 5 and have only a landing strip minge with no other body hair.
She has obviously gone mad.
Being Welsh she will stink of leeks and cheese on toast, as well as unwashed fanny.
Good morning!
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Chanel Coco on a woman gives the right horn.
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Do you mean coco pops?
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No Mis. Chanel Coco (not Coco mademoiselle).
Buy Mrs Mis a little bottle and tell me it isn’t the classiest thing you’ve ever smelled.
She’ll love it.
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She made an album called ‘voice of an angel’…..I believe she’s currently recording ‘i smell like the devil’ 👃🦨
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She maybe onto something with the deodorant, an active ingredient is aluminium. Closely linked to Alzheimer’s.
I worked in the aviation industry and in the machine shop where they high speed machined alloy components, the operators had a saying ” get to 50 and mad as a box of frogs”…!
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https://youtube.com/shorts/VIvD59VYRWU?si=Ua9MEstFThzTBQ1N
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Who’d have thought Church would put a stirring in my loins.
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There was talk in the nom of Ms Church having her tits out.
Do you have a link, so that I can do some, erm…research?
If you also have a link of Ms Church showing her spam butterfly, that would be appreciated too. 😁
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Well, I wouldn`t touch her with any of our esteemed members` members.
At orgasm her twat would be like a volcanic eruption (I`m guessing) with all fumes and sulphur and that with Satan laughing in the background, probably.
🌋
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She talks about having ‘her’ tits out, when it’s pretty obvious that the tits are not hers at all.
When she was younger she had huge knockers.
They would have sagged horribly after having 3 kids.
She has implants and they have been lifted.
Fake, smelly bitch.
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Fanny like a burst rugby ball but with that trawler smell, that is the Welsh way. Tig old bitties though.
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I love natural women. When going down on them, you can floss your teeth on their public hair and twang the armpits to make sure they’re still awake.
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It’s a complete waste of money by women in my opinion who prefer to smell unnaturally covered in scents than make me feel sick to the point of wanting to throw up. Smell natural and you will get more normal understanding men friends and lovers than you can shake a stick at.
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As pious as Gavin Henson is at least he had the sense to pull out of Church.
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Silly cow, for her to stink it must mean she doesn’t shower for days and keep wearing the same clothes, I think she is bullshitting just to get the headlines.
Perhaps she will release a Paltrow unwashed Fanny scent.
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I can’t see Manx kippers and uncollected summer rubbish bin being quite the fragrance you would want in the house to be honest.
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well, I would have to shave her arse hole first, but I would still fuck her in the shitter and let her piss on me afterwards to be fair.
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Well I’d certainly be up for the pissing bit Chuff.
I’ve just discovered the joys of urophilia, and they’re intensely erotic.
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good man.
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it went well then ron?
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Indeed Chuff. It’s really exhilarating and arousing.
The wife amazes me actually; pisses like a police horse. How it’s possible for one small woman to hold so much piss is astonishing. Seems to go on for ages, then just when I think she’s finished, she starts again. Absolutely soaks me, a hosing from head to foot. Sadly I can’t match her stream given the state of my waterworks these days, but I give it my best shot.
Then a really nice joint ‘assisted shower’ to round things off. Most excellent; any tips on how to ‘enhance’ the experience?
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I’d go as far as to say using her shit for toothpaste would be a pleasure and her piss being a pleasant nightcap.
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I’d sample her piss. At my age I reckon I’ve got nothing to lose.
Much rather it was Julia Hartley-Brewer though; she’s a classy bird, and fit as fuck.
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Charlotte ‘Kipper Kunt’ Church?
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Deodorants and antiperspirants are cosmetics which are potentially harmful and we need them like a fish needs a bicycle. As for men who like a bald fanny, they’re just fantasising that they’re screwing a prepubescent girl.
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I have recently been very rude with a fit 46 year old milf with a bald fanny….last thing I was thinking of was a prepubescent girl………I like to see what I’m eating and fucking, plus all the KY I use doesn’t get matted up in a hairy flange. Fucking awful…….plus I’m bald down there as well, makes my cock look bigger!
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Yup.!
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Definitely a has been some say talent, married another has been telent, ran all over Cardiff with her gang of retarded scanks acting like royalty, that they most certainly were not.
Now it’s a case of shock and awe tactics to try and stay relevant, difference is most have forgotten her name or didn’t know it in the first place, so short of a beached seal impression on Only Fans nobody gives a flying fuck about her, ever her long suffering mum had a tit full of her years ago.
If you can afford it, just remove with what little dignity you can save from the past.
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Sorry that was retire not remove
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I heard that Church and her ‘entourage’ were complete and classless cunts back in the day. A big time slagette, who had the manners of a sewer rat.
How sad it must be now. When no sod gives the over the hump mound of taff blubber a second look. Never mind no longer getting everything for free in nightclubs and bars. Fat skank.
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I’d forgotten about this gimmicky singer who rose to fame singing opera at age 15. Now she’s fully developed into a middle aged fat cow. Next you’ll be telling me Billie* Piper is also a middle aged fat cow.
*Why is she called Billie? Billie is a boy’s name. Why not start calling girls Harold or Roy while we’re at it?
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It gets worse, Cuntrarian.
Billie Piper’s middle name is Paul.
Not her fault really. Her stupid cunt parents named her.
However, I do hate wimmin who try to be all edgy and uppity by giving themselves male names.
That vile dyke creature Jack Munroe for a start.
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Fuck me you weren’t joking! I looked her up and her middle IS Paul. What parallel universe of cuntbilge is this????
I hadn’t heard of that other creature you named and I regret looking her up.
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Billie Whitelaw was beautiful in her time. I fortunately happened to bump into her in Hampstead shortly before she died and praised her for a wonderful acting career. Walking away, she blew me a kiss. I shall never forget it.
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