Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio

is a cunt.

Well apparently, this year’s “Spotify Wrapped” (me neither) has been released, giving fans/idiots a personalised summary of their listening habits over the last year.

The streaming giant said/alleged that Puerto Rican star Bad Bunny (see * above) was `the world’s most-played artist of 2025`, with more than 19.8 billion streams.

His `acclaimed` album Debí Tirar Más Fotos, which embraces his island’s musical heritage**, was also the year’s biggest album – paving the way for him to perform at next year’s Super Bowl half time show. Whatever the fuck that is.

** I`m guessing drugs cartels, corrupt government, national debt crisis and widespread poverty, issues with infrastructure (especially power and roads), and massive violent gang crime epidemics plus the island is also vulnerable to natural disasters like hurricanes and earthquakes would all be quite high up on that list of cultural things to [c]rap about.

Anyway, to save any cunters from projectile vomiting by providing any link to this cunt, I`m providing a link to the Goodies` Funky Gibbon song which I`m sure he`d cover quite admirably.

Give me an “ooo!” … give me another “ooo!” … and one more “ooo!” …
Now put `em together and what`s that spell ??? …

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Nominated by Sam Beau.

14 thoughts on “Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio

    • Oh indeed Edward,the cunt reminds me of that fucking awful television show of yesteryear with Simon “don’t look at my trousers” Cowell.

      Dear me,yes Oven.

      Good morning.

  1. Donecuntin’ I think.

    Yeah. Fuck it. Personally ; with no OTHER exposure to cunts like this nommed cunt (or all the other types of avoidable cunts like him), isac is actually *exposing* me to more cuntitude of late than any catharsis gained from swearing about other more UNavoidsble cuntitude (politicians and their antics/ the state of the species etc).

    Didn’t know was going to do this until 5 mins ago but seeing that cunt there lifting his indoor shades tipped the scales. It was the Markle one last week triggered the vibe to quit, in my head whatever day that was.

    I guess Jan 1 is as good a date as any to ‘kick a habit’.

    Cheers admin. Ciao the rest o’ ye.

    🫡

  2. ‘Bad Bunny’ what the fuck? Never heard of it. Stick a 20mm reamer into its japs eye.

    I’d wish cunters a happy new year – but can’t be arsed.

    Some cunts on wireless BBC blathering on about the festive period and Easter. oh do fuck off.

    In other news how come the gay cunt Matt Lucas got a new years honour, but his sparring partner Williams didn’t…….

  3. Glasses from a beach seller ✔️
    Rolled gold jewellery ✔️
    Jacket from charity shop ✔️
    Street corner gang member ✔️
    Obligatory piercings ✔️
    🇵🇷 ….’hey gringo,you got money for me dis neighbourhood not safe for you’ 😩…..
    Three Cheers for the admins for running the show 🍻…carry on cunting for sanity’s sake 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  4. Happy New Year

    Who, what, streaming, bad bunny is that a naughty girl from playboy or one of Mr Windsors inappropriate friends.

  5. Latino pop idol sewage.

    I’d forgotten the poof’s name before I’d even finished reading it. Manuel Pedro somethingio?

    I’d rather listen to finger nails down a blackboard than click on that link.

    Feliz Año Nuevo!

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