are cunts.
Poor Fuckers C.A.
Afghan ‘Peaky Blinders’ arrested by Taliban for violating ‘Islamic Values’.
Well there is a sentence I never thought I’d ever hear. Known as the ‘Jabrael Shelbys’ four young Afghan men have been arrested by the Taliban’s Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice – imagine an AK toting Mary Whitehouse with a beard and pyjamas – after they began dressing up as characters from the BBC crime drama and parading around their township of Jabrael in Herat province.
A Taliban spokesman said “a programme for their correction has begun. We, praise be to God, are Muslims and Afghans; we have our own religion, culture and values. He added their behaviour was inconsistent with Islamic values and Afghan culture. The four offered remorse after ‘necessary guidance’. Yeah, a few weeks in a 12th century dungeon and your bollocks wired up to a car battery will do that.
I’m sure the Taliban morality police would be much happier if they were doing something more wholesome and Islamic like martyring themselves to Allah or fucking their cousins.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
They knew the rules in their own country.
They knew that they were going to be arrested.
‘Somehow’ their plight got released to the British press.
Coming soon…… 4 claims for asylum for them and their extended families.
Once they get to the UK and are allowed to stay, it will be back to beards and pyjamas.
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Wasn’t it in Afghanistan where the Taliban were selling fake death threat letters so their people could claim asylum in the UK?
They wouldn’t have been selling them to anyone that simply wanted to emigrate and had enough Afghan Afghanis to pay.
They would have chosen wisely.
They are setting up terrorist groups right under the noses of the stupid cunts that are supposed to be controlling immigration.
The UK will welcome the 4 Peaky Blinders (and their families) to their cost.
You are being outsmarted by religious and dangerous nut cases.
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why would the Taliban need to sell them? do they have their own letterhead or something?
anyone can make one and pretty much the only people who can translate them are……Afghans! (resident in the UK and being paid a small fortune as translators for the Border Force).
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Dunno Mickey.
But that’s what they got caught out doing, and yes, they do have their own stationery.
https://apnews.com/general-news-6c4fd4eae7284ac9b9453ce0040457dc
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Hehehe 😂
What a brilliant story,
Great article
Great nom.
Of course the real Peaky Blinders werent smelly Afghans.
They were brummy gyppos
Like Ron knee and Arfurbrain.
But the working class classic style of waistcoats, flat caps, pocket watches must be a lure if you’re only fashion is fuckin pjyamas an flipflops with a jaunty teatowel on your head?
Let them dress up.
No harm in sartorial pride.
Kipper tie?
No thanks luv ive got a soy latte in the car.
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I would have thought dressing up like the peaky blinders was very modest.
Quite smart in fact.
That’s what Islam likes.
The Taliban going out dressed like a council estate single mother on the Tesco run in pyjamas and Ugg boots would be seen as rather decadent.
Bloody hypocrites.
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Look here Mis, I’ve told you before, I don’t live in a fucking caravan!
We’ll have to sort him out Ron.
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Fuck me,I really am the only cunt in the world that has never watched Peeky Blinders,even the fucking Taliban have seen it.
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No Hugh, you’re not the only one.
I’m a card-carrying member of the Never Seen It Club.
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#MeToo
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Never watched neither
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Yarp. Same here.
Tho having visited the second city on a number of occasions I can confirm it’s infested with vermin from Afgee and wider mudslimic shitholes.
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Or me
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I don’t watch things with stupid names
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No, I’m Sparticus
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Me neither, nor have I ever heard anyone talk about it.
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I have seen it either.
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I am not so sure about our values, if Kweer’s government have their way. We have closet lesbian Jess Phillips trying to pretend all white men and boys are potential rapists and misogynists (white boys of eleven will soon be having school workshops), but the daft cow has virtually nothing to say about Muslim segregation and their habit of meddling with young schoolgirls. We had Rodney himself giving thanks that an Egyptian bastard who thinks we are all pigs and should be shot has been returned to this country. He can’t wait to welcome back Shamima Begun back “home”. He also rushes to celebrate every one of their religious festivals. We have every loony left MP more worried about Gaza than the many problems their government has caused for our own people, and this week it has been suggested council housing will,be built to accommodate illegal immigrants. Come to Britain, get all the benefits that British born people don’t get, and a free house and free entertainment thrown in, courtesy your taxes.
I am sure you will be delighted to know Two Tier will tell the BBC this morning (4/1/26 at 0900) that he intends to be PM up to 2029 AND BEYOND!.
Is the man mad or just a complete cretin. The one thing Britain is not is the bedrock of democracy the bum-fun loving bastards in Parliament like to pretend it is.
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GENERAL ELECTION NOW 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
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Funnily you don’t see the Taliban in the one item of clothing named after the country.
The Afghan coat.
A shaggy sheepskin coat often heavily embroidered with flowers etc.
John Lennon wore one.
The speccy twat.
So youd think the Taliban
Would endorse the national dress?
Probably sick of
“hey pal! Woodstocks that way!”
Jokes?
Any cunters fancy a warm coat,
Cant beat the Afghan.
Douse it in patchouli oil for a 60s authenticity
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You forgot about the foul smelling oil stuff they used to put on them.
Just remembered Patchouli oil.
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Afghan hounds are also recognised as the stupidest breed of dog.
There really isn’t much going for the place.
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@MNC . I think they are still trying to wear them, it’s just the poor things are still aliv.
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*alive* sausage fingers
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Kweer Rodney squirming again over the Lord President Trumps removal of the leftish dictatorship in Venezuela (backed up by the useful idiots in opposition (Ed Davey).
Did anyone in the world think for one moment that Britain was involved, er no Kweer, they didn’t.
Now he’s going to ‘establish’ the facts under international law…. What an utter jackseye he is.
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@leo… mushroom 🍄 rodders was kept in the dark regarding the mission 🤭 and now his lefty backbenchers are bleating about the ‘gangster’ don …well obviously they wouldn’t have liked the other lefty gangster maduro being toppled from his perch, hypocritical bunch of arsewipes that they are …’Mr president shall we inform the prime minister about this’…..’ive already informed the tuvulu islands Mr secretary’ 😖
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All this coming from a Labour Party who illegally invaded Iraq in 2003. That created a power vacuum which killed hundreds of thousands. Killed hundreds of our lads and lasses from the Armed Forces. And which finally led to the ISIS monster that threatens us today on our own soil. Just shut up Keir, you monotone halfwit.
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I’m not so sure the current US administration shares much with the UK government anymore, I recall reading they consider the current communist regime as ‘not to be relied upon’.
I see however we managed to get a Typhoon and a Voyager aircraft serviceable in order to drop some bombs on Syria overnight, fucking amazing, given we can’t defend the English Channel….
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15422977/New-council-houses-built-asylum-seekers-push-end-use-hotels-intense-public-backlash-expected.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton
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Return them to the desert
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣my sides!Keep them in the shit hole.NO FURTHER IMPORTS OF THE INBRED FUCKERS.
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The virus spreads and spreads..!
https://youtube.com/shorts/w-IN-RFmjpk?si=Cc6Dta1XgUvJyhG2
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Hehe, looks like one hundred tour buses have arrived from Bradford and Birmingham
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Where are they hiding the razor blades ? Must be in their underpants for sufferance.
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Or reverence.
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Where did they get the outfits,
Amazon?
Nevermind,a more despicable sub race of savage backward cunts has never walked the Earth.
I wish Trump had been in charge when the Yanks invaded Afghanistan,the place would be glass now and the whole stinking rabble would have gone to see the turban fairy in the sky.
Cunts,foul cunts.
Good morning.
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The only blinding these inbreds want to do is from a s-e-m-t-e-x
waistcoat 💣💥…. savages
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Their clothing doesn’t appear authentic enough for my liking. Looks like they’ve been ripped off by some cheap retailers. Reminds me of when kids started wearing plastic Beatles wigs and foam jackets.
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They could of at least named themselves the ‘Peaceful Blinders’.
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It would have been a better if they had liked the Wombles – and more useful. They could have gone around worshipping Mike Batt and cleaning up their own shit for a change.
Good morning, everyone.
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Wombles of Waras.
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The best thing they could do is mix it in with Aki kaurismaki’s Leningrad Cowboys, with outrageous haircuts and pointed toe cowboy boots.
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They went a bit over the top with their fashion statement. Normally trimming your beard is about as far as you can go in Afghanishitstan.
Which gets me wondering, what will be a la mode this year for the Islington rent-a-mobsters when the weather warms up and they start their anti-Orange Man marches? I’m guessing
– Venezuelan flag (Amazon already sold out)
– Maduro tache as favoured by the lezboids amongst them
– Clenched fists and moronic chants
– Preprinted banners courtesy of the Socialist Wankers Party.
Lets face it, the Palestinian novelty tea towel round the neck is so laast yaah daahling.
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Let’s nuke Islington 💥💥💥
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In the film Bob Carolgees should play Venezuelan president Maduro.
Hes the absolute spit of him.
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Bob wouldn’t last five minutes, Mis. Spitting in public is instant death.
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Afghanistan deserves a bunch of cunts, time to repatriate all the cunts who are here, I am sure they would enjoy the correction classes delivered by the Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice.
Allah Blinders init.
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Anyone like to open a book on this?:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clygv1ngynjo
I would love one of those flagpoles to be stuck up Kweer’s arse as high as it will go – now THAT would be some bum fun for him – reaching the parts Ukrainian rent boys can’t.
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No Rodders no.RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN YOU FESTERING TURD
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