“They are out of sorts in Sunderland and terribly dull in Kent” so said Noel Coward in There Are Bad Times Just Around the Corner, and just to make sure that we still feel down and out, not only does London look like it has been coated with gray undercoat during the daylight hours, (Xmas week merits something disagreeable), the fun loving tabloids are giving those affected extra problems. Not only has the BBC informed us that “due to man-made climate change” 2026 will be the hottest year on record (not bad for an organisation that finds it hard to predict the weather 12 hours hence), we are also subject to a brand new terrifying lurgi:
Yes gentlemen Adenovirus is out to get us. There is no escape, no amount of handwashing or disinfectant can save us, nor those expensive little jars of hand gel. It is incurable. There is no treatment. Pissing yourselves yet?. Reading the symptoms, it strikes me that what they are scared of is the normal short winter head cold, but that doesn’t sound important enough, still it might put people of worrying about World War 3, which is due to start tomorrow, according to the Mail and Express, or Harry Hewitt fucking Meghan Markle up the shitter live on Netflix TV, which is about the only story those two organs have not yet dreamt up.
Meanwhile, we had better “all learn the lyrics to the old Red Flag and wait until we drop down dead” (**)
Nominated by W C Boggs.
You’d hope that the cunts would give us a break from Project Fear over the Christmas holiday but they never let up in promoting shit.
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When is the new covids strain due out? Must be soon. When I get it I will take it with me to the local picture house to ensure maximum exposure and death. No one will know it is me as I will be asyptomatic.
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You will be known as Patient Zero, & I claim my free pack of updated lateral flow test kits.
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I don’t think they’re gonna manage to con the world with this bullshit ever again.
Meanwhile, the virus of Islam is killing far more people and the West seems to positively want to infect its populations with it.
All of this bullshit is a sleight of hand to distract the populace from the real dangers in its midst.
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Frightened people are easier to bullshit.
The cunts at the top know this.
The propaganda arm of UK government, the Boy Buggering Corporation get straight to work when they receive the nod.
Keep rum, lemons and honey at the ready.
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That article reads like any copy n paste AI nonsense covering virtually any virus but pinkeye is a novel symptom, I prefer to get my pinkeye (and pink japseye) on my annual Asia trips.
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So stay away from dirty foreigners then..
I thought it said Adenoid-virus originally. Rodney has that, the sound of his voice makes healthy people fill up with bile.
Still nice to see old favourites like TB coming back, no not that public toilet loiterer tony, the infectious disease.
OK that describes both.
Amazon confirms it had TB outbreak at Coventry warehouse – BBC News https://share.google/mpolOsFcKGyFs6d7V
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The place where I worked had a number of south Asians, it was announced that one of the cunts had contracted TB during a trip back home.
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A few years ago Soi, the lamp posts in Luton town centre bore large posters which said; “Don’t die of TB and pass it on to your friends and family. Get cured for free on the NHS.”
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Interesting stuff, having had a quick read, Adenoviruses can be used in gener therapy as well as a cancer treatment in China.
But most interestingly, The US military seems to have vaccines for the virus, which come with the strange side effect of increased HIV contraction for uncircumcised males, which rules out most of the US military I guess.
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*gene not gener. Or gender.
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Another lockdown imminent, hopefully.
Empty roads, pussies hiding in their houses, walking directly at people without a mask on in the supermarket and enjoying their horrified chicken shit reactions.
The chınkyflu lockdown was glorious.
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Tik tom dancing nurses
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TOK.Chinese AI keyboard crap.
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Not forgetting the usual bunch of stitchers & curtain twitchers that all need rounding up & euthanised.
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Ugly, gullible people wearing masks sure was a bonus. Wearing them alone whilst driving their (probably electric) cars earned them the extra word ‘stupid’.
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I just love a good news story to help cheer us all up and get us through the misery of January. Aren’t we overdue a leprosy or bubonic plague scare?
Suppose it makes a change from the daily threats (since about 1947) that WWIII is imminent.
Morning all.
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Morning RK…between Iran, Greenland and Minnesota, the orange man is going to have to push the button on at least one.
My fingers are crossed for Minnesota…sending in troops to murder Somalians and leftie scum would make for some highly entertaining fun and larks.
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Thanks for my daily belly-laugh WC …
I sure wish I had Netflix !!!!! I’d look forward to that.
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Dunno if this is what ive just had.
Near Christmas my mate sounded fucked on the phone.
We were all getting together for a lads Christmas drink.
He turned up saying he was ok,
2 days later we all fell ill.
The dirty Macc cunt had infected us.
Green snot, lungs full of the shite,
One point i looked grey like a corpse.
Coughed for weeks spitting up flubber.
Still not hundred per cent.
This is the sort of dastardly germ warfare that the people of Macclesfield
perpetrate on the good folk of Stockport.
Theyre like the chinese.
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I got the lurgy in November.
Hacking cough that kept me awake, snot factory in place of a nose. Proper poorly
Turns out it was the newest COVID virus.
Symptoms lasted about a week, but it was a month before I felt human again.
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They always have to make it a gay thing, fucking pinkeye, obviously the gays have depressed immune systems so are more likely to get the virus, probably by bum hole injection.
Adenovirus has been around for years, all red blooded heterosexual white Brits need not worry, we are immune, a bit of a sniffle but the Asian types should leave the country immediately never to return otherwise they will die.
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I thought we all died last week when it snowed a bit. Climate change of course.
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Just “Don’t go out in the mid day sun.”
and you should be alright.
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Yep. Don’t let that pesky sunlight convert things to Vitamin D in your body – you might get healthier, which will never do!
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Same old doom mongering bollocks 🤦♂️
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Richard Williamson says the main source of adenovirus is cat shit.
So he wears a full biohazard suit when he’s in the garden.
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Isn’t it funny how moronic things that literally infect the brains of millions on social media is described as having ‘gone viral’.
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Climate emergency, garnished with racism, homophobia, Andrew Tate misogyny, trainsbumderphobia, genocide and a new global pandemic. Don’t these useless cunts have anything cheerful to tell us?
Beyond their doom laden, Fifty Shades of Shite fiction, we need a societal vaccine against the degenerative disease that is multiculturalism and other far left derangement.
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Doomed, AS. We’re all doomed, I tell ye. Fuck me, is that a plague of locusts outside?
That Doomsday Clock thingee must have passed midnight by now.
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Eddie Howe is doomed if the Toon lose at Wolves this afternoon.
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Right there, Ron. Unless we hand over more money and freedoms to our ingenious political class. By wasting even more money on ruinables and poking their snouts into all areas of life, they apparently have the power to make the climate change differently… along with other fantasies like assimilating large numbers of inbred, subhuman mutants into English society and promoting the 700 genders.
Have faith, people, they can turn back time on their own Doomsday Clock!
The cunts can’t even do simple things properly, like fixing pot holes. The road surface near me is like a scale model of the Himalayas.
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OT from errr OT….
Should have been 5-0 yesterday.
But even a bent ref and the hated VAR couldn’t save the Gorton Globetrotters.
Hope Micky Carrick does well, but we’ll see.
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More OT. Just now on the telly Joanna Lumley rding pillion on a motorcycle.
Sidesaddle.
Like the queen used to ride a horse.
Stupid cow.
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Always found her an insufferable bore, arfur. No doubt she has a nom on her somewhere
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Other viruses that are prevalent at the moment.
Trump Derangement Syndrome,
Genocide in gaza,islamophobia.
All these can be cured by a good old belly laugh.
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Shag your cousin syndrome..!
https://www.gbnews.com/news/first-cousin-marriage-ban-lawyer-sparks-fiery-gb-news-row-claim-blanket-ban-too-far
End up with a daughter like the one on ch4 programme…🤪
Still, if there shagging their cousins might be less chance they’ll be shagging underage white children..!
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OT,
Theres a new sheriff in town..😂
Bobby Generics defection speech.
New Sheriff?
Id be more impressed if
The owner of the tin star
Was his missus.
Fuckin right old boot.
Looks about 30yrs older than him
And like a Maggie Thatcher clone.
I shot the sheriff…
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Got no problem with 1st cousin shagging if the humungous medical expenses for the offspring are covered by the parents. Fucking typical that the outcry against this genetic goatfuck was a peaceful. As for the nhs advise take a running fuck. Even I know that 1st cousin marriages can produce dodgy offspring and the offspring of persons indulging in 1st cousin marriage over hundreds of years has a good chance of being suspect. One only has to look at the ugly bastards outside the mosques or ranting bollocks at some protest. 1st cousin wedding genetic dead end. Carry on as long as I don’t have to chip in for medical expenses
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Another sheriff in town..
Skeletal Reform London mayor candidate Laila cunningham
Also describes herself as the new sheriff.
Maybe she meant sharif?
Whatever, she casts a thin shadow.
Get a fuckin pie down your neck skeletor.
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Let’s face it. Most ‘news’ is rinse and repeat, isn’t it?
At the start of the year it’s claimed we’re going to have the hottest year ever. That’s after ‘arctic conditions’ and a ‘big freeze’ that lasts all of two days.
In the spring it’ll be ‘there’s never been a better time to book a holiday’ and you then find prices are 20 percent up on last year.
May is one of my favourite months, because there’s the annual ‘Portuguese cops have new lead on Maddie’ blame deflection exercise.
The summer will be more lectures about climate change, queues at Dover, and the annual A level results that only blacks and Asians, according to the images, seem to have any success with.
Autumn brings the usual budget doom mongering, along with warnings that the NHS is at breaking point due to the latest flu virus and Ofgem singularly failing to protect consumers, yet again, as temperatures are predicted to plummet.
In fact, most media outlets could copy and paste this rant and use it as a guide, just in case somebody dares to think about reporting on anything cheerful.
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