will be a cunt, mark my words.
So Suh Lammy Henry (fat bloke in charge of our banana republic’s justice system) plans to do away with jury trials for less serious offences. Of course what is less serious is ill-defined so could be anything at all really.
This wheeze is another step on the road to totalitarian state, and should bring us firmly in line with Zimbabwe. The burning question is, what will the British people do to protect the right to a trial by jury? Sign a petition? Write a letter to their MP? Bend over and take it up the arse? Oh well, never mind!
Fucked. Totally.
Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

The opposition parties will all be saying that it’s a terrible thing to do away with the right of trial by jury.
Farage will be banging his drum about it.
Guess who will reverse the decision once elected.
That’s right….. No cunt.
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Seeing that black bastard first thing in the morning is enough for one to commit a crime. Showing this cunt is a crime in itself.
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Hopefully we’ll see Lammy on trial without a jury, with a noose waiting.
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The Tories introduced some sort of fast track thing for low grade “crime” TV licence road tax centra, all done by a magistrate with a rubber stamp 150 odd cases a day. Makes Judge Jefferies look like an amateur.
Justice, like much else that we the public value. politicians think of as an inconvenience.
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In any case, what chance do we have of being tried by our peers? Juries are now entirely made up of mongs, Lib Dems, children, chaps from former colonies, bum merchants, lesbos, trannies, wankers and twats.
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I was on a jury once. You are spot on – i never want a jury trial.
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I am all for it, any far right yob will be sent down for criticising Islam or illegal immigration, judges will be true and fair.
The guidelines will be set, ‘far right tweets’ automatic 12 month minimum, Woman = Adult Human Female automatic 24 months.
The lawyers will be advising clients to plead guilty, no point in fighting a case, it will just annoy the judge.
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It’s a good job Sir Cecil Rhodes isn’t still around to see that header pic.
He’d be very cross.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Good morning.
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Quite so.
That photo is the profound opposite that Great Britain should stand for.
All politicians are fetid vermin.
Your health sir.
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Morning Unkle. People mocked, laughed and criticized when Enoch said that the black man would get the whip hand.
If you sit in a quiet room and gaze at that header pic, you may just hear him weeping bitter tears or laughing ironically.
Looks like a still from an old PG Tips advert.
What a dreadful mess.
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Brigadier Powell was a great man.
In a rather perversę way I’m glad he died before he had chance to witness the foulest cunts set about destroying our country.
A tremendous cesspit indeed.
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@Jack “ War for the planet of the apes”.
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We don’t seem to have judges any more,many of them seem to be political activists working for the Guardian.
Tampering with ancient traditions and entitlements has been the work of our own govt for many years so this latest step backward comes as no surprise..
We’ve had many sand wôgs,dark keys and other assorted Quisling rubbish in the High offices of state and the number grows by the day.
Just waiting for the uncooked sausage in a suit to start a war with Russia,won’t need any legal system after that,the country will burn once the Bear cuts some of our undersea cables and the lights go out.
Hoorah!
Good morning.
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Morning UT
Underrated comment mate.
The vast majority of this country are unaware of the undersea cables and what a sabotage attack on them would mean.
Just like the trial without jury, no cunt is particularly batting an eye at this outrageous tyrannical behaviour.
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Thank you sir.
Those swine in Westminster know what they are doing,they couldn’t run a bath so the classic sabre rattling,speeches from admirals and spies about the Russian threat…a pathetic “look over there!” tactic whilst they fuck the country up the arse.
We couldn’t see off Belgium,they’d shut our electricity off and the ensuing mob violence that resulted would not be contained at all,ten of thousands of wōgs on the rampage.
Break out the mustard gas!
Your health sir.
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One of the first things his mate zelensky did was to suspend elections. That and sending a couple of arse bandits around for stoma.
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Penalty shoot-outs on hung juries.
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I daresay Hammy Lammy – he of the effeminate voice and Gorilla manners – will set up a court in the backyard of his Tottenham hut. He will hear the evidence, and decide whether you should be necklaced or not. His hut is right next door to Kwik Fit, so supplies will always be available.
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That photo makes my piss boil. Lammy is the MP for one of the worst shitholes in London. He demonstrates his stupidity on a regular basis and was removed from his previous post as Foreign Secretary due to uselessness. The fool is also Deputy Prime Minister, he got that post because Rayner was caught fiddling her tax .
Long ago people rose to important roles on merit; it is not surprising that we hold the current crop in contempt.
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The ginger growler is making a comeback.God help us all 🤦♂️
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It’s her bloody entitlement that annoys me. That old whore has more than once tried to fiddle her expenses – this time she was caught with her hand in the till, yet she believes she should be PM because she is a woman, she is from the lower orders and she had her legs open when she was 15, By that reckoning, any old scrubber should be PM
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Being sold on the idea of clearing the backlog and saving money.
I served on a coroners jury in October, six days. Rarely started before 10am. One day 11.30!!! Latest finish was 5pm.
Two day we finished at 1pm.
I reckon over the six days the total time sitting in the courtroom, maybe 30 hours..
Could of knocked it out in 3 days.
Welcome to the world of the public sector.
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I’m surprised you had to turn up Barry.
Couldn’t you have juried from home?
Or from the Maldives?
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Return him to his mud hut in Afrika.Silly baboon.
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All the black sheep can do is shout grub up.
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Lammy in a wig is the best panto of the season. It’s like when men dress up as women. It’s gaudy make believe.
“Liok at me, inni’! I is a we-al lawyer, inni’.I is liiike de white man”
“Ohh no, you’re not!”
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We should not be surprised by this development. This administration is of an authoritarian mindset like most governments of the left. The government gets exercised about Americans calling them out about the erosion of our freedoms generally and our freedom of speech in particular. Thank god they do because it keeps the fact in the news and the public domain. Starmer can’t get at them whereas if a UK citizen, sorry subject, said such things he would lock them up. The Americans of course have a written constitution which prevents their politicians from engaging in such behaviour. This is precisely the reason our politicians have always forbidden a written constitution for the UK, it would limit their power. Personally I would be very happy to see the UK copy the American constitution just omitting the guff about god. A few weeks ago our younger and I visited the Magna Carta memorial at runnymede. I was reminded that it was paid for by the American Bar Association. Read into that what you will.
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Once the grooming gangs are found guilty, there will be less crime in fear of being found out. There’s your answer for lessening your court cases.
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Yeah let’s see a comeback of proper justice whereby a witch finder general can dispense a swift end upon the utterance of a made up allegation….burn the witch, burn ❤️🔥✝️
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Trial by judge without a jury has just started at the Old Bailey today. Judge Lammy is presiding over two fraud cases.
First up is Marie Curie, accused of impersonating Marie Antoinette. The judge is expected to condemn her to death by guillotine.
Secondly Judge Lammy will be hearing the case of Edward VI, who is accused of impersonating Henry VII. Edward is expecting a short spell on the throne.
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What a sad state of affairs this bunch of UK hating socialist have created. Look around the world at the most free countries, look at the countries with stable economies and governed by the rule of law acted upon impartially. Look at the countries (and it’s not many) where trial by jury is common place. They all have one thing in common – yes that’s right they were all part of the British Empire and we left those countries in a significantly better state than we found them.
It’s heart breaking that we are turning our own country into some third world banana republic shithole.
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This is all just part and parcel of Labour’s creeping authoritarianism. Limitations on free speech (see upcoming ‘Islamophobia’ law, arrests for posts on social media for example), cancelling elections, introduction of digital id, two tier policing which strangely, affects those on the right far more than those on the left.
This government is not just totally incompetent, it’s malignant.
Morning all.
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Piss boiling just seeing his fat smug face.
Massive cunt.
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Just imagine the civil servant whlo has to muck him out every morning. Let’s just hope he is a gardener – he will never have to buy horse manure again. Every cloud has a silver lining. The piss would probably be tloo strong for the lawn though.
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Surely the answer to this question is more judges open up all the magistrates courts which closed to save money (right). Build more prisons stick the cunts in the prison for realistic sentences. Stop blaming Covid for the backlog in cases. Someone in power realises how the population has grown over the last 30 years and the fact that many of the arrivals are fucking crims. So do something you useless bunch of cunts. Hopefully Lammy will fall foul of some voodoo juju and insert his head up his arse. What a piss take we pay for.
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Plenty of countries use non jury trials. It seems to work, and cuts time. The weeping and wailing will come from lawyers who seek to extend every legal process and ‘enquiry’.
Fuck em.
Oh, and fuck Lammy anyway.
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Now short of Dio, nobody here will remember that this all came about through civil war, The Royals, totally fucked everybody off a little too much and we came to an agreement, one that seems to be being pissed on by the people who are supposed to enforce it.
it was called the Magna Carta.
Clause 39 stated that no free man could be imprisoned ‘except by the lawful judgment of his peers’ – social equals – ‘or by the law of the land’. This evolved into the principle of trial by jury, which was later confirmed in the Habeas Corpus Act 1679.
the government seems to be jumping too “or by the law of the land” which is rather farcical so we are fucked, then lets have a look at this one.
The Magna Carta fundamentally changed England by establishing the principle that no one, not even the king, is above the law, limiting royal power, and laying groundwork for individual rights, parliamentary democracy, and common law by guaranteeing due process (fair trial) and requiring consent for taxation, influencing future English and global legal systems like the U.S. Constitution
they are ignoring the consent part on taxation too!
finally how can someone with dual citizen ship hold office in a country?
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The curtailment of our right to jury trial would seem to be a perfect case for the ECHR.
No doubt the lefty human rights lawyers are on the case even as I type!
NOT.
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ask for wager of battle, (Trial my combat) abolished 1819, but might as well reinstate it.
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I was going to post pretty much the same thing, Benny.
The only way I see this panning out in our favour is to demand a jury trial, as is our right.
If this is not forthcoming, then the accused can simply choose to question the legitimacy of the kangaroo court and insist on having amnesty international present at all proceedings.
This will be particularly relevant for cases like Lucy Connelly, who was found guilty by a politicised judge to curry favour with a Quisling government.
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She pleaded guilty. If she hadn’t she’d have got a trial by jury.
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She was given shit advice by her lawyer and was scared of spending more time away from her kids in clink before her trial…for a social media post.
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And, the cunt wants us back in the EU.
” Aves vous un cuppa ? ”
Fuck Off.
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Jack, I like farmers, my Dads family were agricultural labourers, The French farmers are currently spraying shit over their parliament and their police!
I wish our Farmers were like French farmers and not just toping themselves quietly in despair.
https://www.parallelparliament.co.uk/question/HL2788/suicide-farmers
Figures are scarce on that subject, but an NFU friend pointed it out to me.
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Alright LB ? Unfortunately, farmers are very under appreciated. You only have to look at how they’re treated under this current government.
To treat them with less regard than they deserve is short sighted and foolish in the extreme.
We are considerably less self sufficient in food production terms than we were forty years ago. You would have thought that we’d have learned the lessons of WW2, where food security is concerned.
A nation that cannot feed itself is in a very precarious situation indeed.
Couple that with the disgraceful state of our armed forces, God knows how many ‘ enemies within, traitors and quislings ‘ , useless and spineless politicians who feather their own nests and consequently you have a recipe for disaster.
One could be forgiven for developing a habit for sleepless nights and excessive alcohol consumption.
Farmers should be cherished.
Time for a mulled wine.
A very good afternoon to you 👍
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Is that header pic wig curly or are they all his natural ones?
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12 of your peers
Clyde
Cuddles
King Louie
Curious George
Mighty Joe Young
Urko
Cornelieus
Galen
Cheeta
King kong
Magilla gorilla
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Sounds like a well hung jury.
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That header pic is disgusting.
Good morning
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And that’s before he’s had lunch.
The mess he makes of the swill would shame a Gloucester Old Spot.
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OT. Call me a cynical and skepitcal cunt. But, this ‘hero’ of the Aussie terror attacks is manna from Heaven for the media, isn’t he?
Fair dos for doing what he did. But, had he been white, would he have got front page headlines and lavish praise of the BBC? Course he wouldn’t have. We all know it.
It just gives them an excuse to do their usual excuse making shit…
‘But… But this proves they are not all bad….’
Yeah yeah….🥱🤢
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I.
Am a Englishman 🇬🇧
Undiluted.
My family is from a place that still bears our surname.
I have the right to trial by jury.
The birth right.
A monkey in a wig doesn’t change that.
Anything else is a mistrial.
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@MNC I don’t recall visiting anywhere called Cunt 😂
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Oh yes, the cheshire village of Northern cunt is delightful.
The epitome of English tranquillity and reserve.
Now sadly full of footballer twats,
Hollyoaks mongs and ITV celebrity pondlife.
The indigenous hairy giants priced out and living in exile.
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I’ve read a few references to his being a Lebanese Christian. Not seen anything confirming that though. That said, if he really is I’m hardly likely to.
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I hear he’s an Arab Christian Norman.
That’ll burst their sanctimonious bubble if true.
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People do need to calm down on the hero aspect, sure he disarmed him, then he let him wander off and pick up another gun and continue shooting
OK I’m not saying blast the cunt, but he could of clubbed the shit out of him with the gun.
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In these “kinetic situations” mayhem ensues..
As a right nasty cunt I commend the fellow for fighting back but in hindsight (yes I’m a cunt) he should have cracked the terrorist pig with a massive right hand,or gouged his eyes out,then got hold of the assault rifle and shot the cunt dead.
Or stoved the cunts head in with the stock.
Such are the actions needed by normal people confronted by the most evil savages ever to walk the face of the Earth.
Gun controls?
Fuck off you appeasing globalist cunt.
Raghead control?
Aye immediately and with the same violence they mete out but on a national scale.
Fuck them all.
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Maronite Christian who fled Syria apparently in fear of his life. Lived in the UAE or some other Arab shitehole for a while before heading down under to open a fruit store.
All apparently so at this stage, perhaps BBC very iffy, sorry verify could confirm….. but certainly called Mohammed,
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Bearing in mind that we are still tangled up with the ECHR, what say they?
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Christ, that photo…….Rumpole of de Bailey.
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Rump hole of the Bailey
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He looks ridiculous in that wig.
Like a clip from Animal Magic when Johnny Morris let them run rampant.
Now i wore that,
Sombre, serious,
The Law incarnate.
You know your going to prison.
On Lammy it looks like a advert for fyffes bananas
” bananas? I a peel!”
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Lammy would look ridiculous in anything, apart from a coffin..though I imagine doreen isn’t happy, she is always on the look out for a new syrup. Having hair like a heavy footfall doormat.
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