Regrettably I’ve had to cancel the planned family holiday after discovering West Africa might not be quite “up to snuff”..
It seems sorcery and black magic are very much part of their vibrant relaxed culture,unfortunately it also often means murdering people to make “magic charms” that apparently gives the buyer “juju” so they can buy a new mud hut or lodge an “asylum claim” in dear old Blighty..
Anyway I suggest the Sierra Leone Board of Tourism has a word with these witch doctors sharpish..
Dear me.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
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Nice header pic admin.
Spent many a happy holiday there in Rhyl.
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Elizabeth Olsen has been on the telly today. She is somewhat bemused by the English saying ‘Silly sausage’.
Well, she can have my sausage any time.
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Release the silly sausages! 🌭
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Whatever happened to our mate Deploy the Sausage?
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Beautiful country , im married to a 3rd generation Sierra Leonean , we went to see her family out there in the mid noughties.
Her Aunt owned an orphanage and many of the kids were missing forearms courtesy of the civil war.
One thing the West Africans do brilliantly is war crime. Absolute masters in how inventive they are. Like the kids who were forced to play football with their teachers heads after it was removed from his shoulders.
Have to say I laughed when Operation Barras took place and “Captain Cambodia” and his West Side Boys were given a complete shoeing by the SAS and 1 Para
Cunts
The civil war tore to pieces what was a nice infrastructure provided of course by the racist white man .
It took them a mere 30 years post independence to wreck it and it has never recovered.
Pretty much China’s bitch anyway now.
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Be fucking lucky they weren’t albino.
Sorry credential drop there.
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Sorry, Wagner’s bitch.
On behalf of China but one day we will get to that cunting, but it may be to late with your slave labor IT devices.
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🤣🤣
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When I was there, three power cuts in 2 weeks.
Standard apparently according to my father in law , who received a scholarship to Cambridge in the 60s and then received threatening letters from the Government when he decided he would stay here , he showed me them, they are pretty funny, as they had not considered it a possibility, despite him coming from living in one room as the eldest of 8 children.
I said he was a mug , as a structural engineer, he could have been a govt minister there awarding building contracts to foreign firms with fat bribes attached
His.brother law was in charge of handing out contracts to.Big Pharma.
He sent 7 children to.public school in Britain on a Sierra Leonean Govt Minister’s salary 🤣🤣 when he left (fled) , his grandchildren in the UK asked why he wouldn’t go back , he explained that the place was too corrupt and he didnt agree with that .
One house in Oxted and one in Kensington but yeah hated corruption, the brazen cunt🤣
Our politicians are corrupt yes but again our former colonies can teach us many lessons about how to do it a pro level.
It did teach me that when poor in West African terms you have absolutely no shame in asking those who have more for anything. Which makes sense I guess.
I came back with the clothes I was wearing basically and a request from her cousin , for a Liverpool shirt. Think I paid £50 quid for it even then.
Sent us a letter half thanking me but was upset I hadnt paid extra to have GERRARD put on the back!!!! He hadnt even asked.
I thought about sending him another one with CUNT on the back but then he would have done me for over a ton and there’s no way that is happening
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Operation ‘Certain Death’/Barass by Damian Lewis is a must read in the pantheon of UK Spec ops.Mind blowing read.
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On the flip side I can think of plenty of cunts I’d happily send there one way. The entirety of Westminster, the local council, the hordes of scum that seem to think they are the centre of the universe.
Some people seem to think there’s too many people in the world but it’s the percentage of cunts that ruins it for me.
My tolerance for Ed Davey is at an all time low. The cunt manages to get himself in the media daily.
Sierra Leone might be a shithole full of godless heathens but do even they deserve Ed Davey?
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Yes well life has moved on.
I recall the big leave no man speech, then leaving one of my own next to a road for a medivac that wasn’t coming.
It’s all bollocks.
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Your post somehow very striking to me Lord B. I’ve never had any sort of military experience; I was eight years old when conscription ended. Recent years I’ve come to feel that I’ve missed out in some way but truthfully I think I would have made a piss-poor soldier. When I was on a customer’s site one day I saw a .30 calibre bullet sitting on a desk. I picked it up and a chill went through me as I imagined being struck by this projectile travelling at maybe 2,000 ft per second.
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fuck me I was pissed last night🙄
best check my phone, I was probably rude to a lot of people.
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