Have you been reading your thesaurus Jeezum? C.A.
This absolutely boils my piss.
Let me introduce you to Connor Batty, shot dead at age 26. Of course, let’s ignore the fact that he, and three other thugs forcibly entered the home of a 60 year old man, who in fairness wasn’t a saint, intent on stealing the drugs and money stored there.
” He had a heart of gold ” wails one fan.
” Top Lad, gone too soon ” bleats another.
No he didn’t, no he wasn’t.
He was a vicious, amoral thug, who was sentenced to 35 months in 2022 for a stabbing, and had plenty of previous.
In fairness to the immediate family, they have issued a dignified statement asking for time to grieve and speculation to stop.
No, the elevation to sainthood comes from so called friends, grief jacking shite hawks that they are, otherwise known as cunts.
Nomination by Jeezum Priest.
Batty boy!
You’d have thought he’d have visited Deed Poll the second he turned 18.
Good morning to one and all.
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Hello Thomas🫶🏻💋
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It’s Nora Batty’s grandson.
Attacked his victims with a rumpled stocking.
Ee bah gum.
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Hi Jill…flirting with me again?
I like that…it sounds like you’re angling for a Yuletide tour of my love dungeon?
You’d be most welcome.
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It’s like when a politician dies, suddenly his/her expenses swindling, getting pissed in the House and general avarice is forgotten and colleagues from all side of the House say what a wonderful person he/she was. I always remember when Cheek by (Tessa) Jowell died – even Conservatives said how wonderful she was, totally forgetting her self-serving ways. Politicians are criminals it is just that their crimes tend to go unpunished.
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Eh by gum what a daft’apeth he didn’t expect the other toe rag would be tooled up I’ll bet, and now won’t be joining his accomplices down’t boozer 🍻telling tales of daring do 😖…be reyt I’ll si’thi
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A drugs robbery gone wrong?
It’s a terrible shame all the wicked cunts weren’t shot dead.
These chav gangster types should be eradicated totally.
Dirlewanger the lot.
Good morning.
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Much like that Jay Slater cunt. Turns out he was a horrible little bastard, despite the usual ‘heart of gold’ bullshit spouted by friends and family.
It does make you wonder if any genuinely nasty cunts who nobody likes ever get offed, because they all seem to be good boys with a quick smile who loved their mum.
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Him of the Repair Shop!!???
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‘Don’t speak ill of the dead’ cunts say.
Why not? … if mentioning *truths* about the type of life said cunt chose to live is ‘speaking ill of’, then it was the cunts living actions that are the cause of this post mortem awkwardness.
Or AT a funeral – priest saying what a good character some utter cunt was, while 90% of the crowd(who are idiots for attending these charades) are whispering about the fucker’s lifetime of atrocious behaviours, … infidelities, animal cruelty, being a historic sex pest, abandoning(though wealthy)a retarded offspring … all real examples there of ONE cunt who instead would have had stuff mentioned like ‘sponsored jerseys for the local youth soccer club’.
Fuck that.
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p.s. the Kray twins … anyone remember Cockney Wanker talking about them?
”They woz true gentlemen. The gentlemen of murder, they woz’. See Dave’s Chelsea smile? .. It was Reggie what gave him that. Cut ‘im from ear to ear he did. Shook his hand afterwards, asked after his mavvah” …
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…..but at least you could go out and leave your door unlocked is what they usually add, when they tell you about shooting Jack The Hat, or throwing somebody through a plate glass wondow..
I wonder if they will be so charitable towards me when I lure Dirty Ange into Epping Forest and strangle her with one of her own stockings, and leave her lying around naked afterwards?
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If by chance its a ticketed event put me down for two, front row obviously, old chap.
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I can see it becoming a series ncc – a summer Sunday series, over the weeks a stocking will take care of Rachel From Accounts, Jess Phillips, Stacey Solomon, Claudia Winkleman, Emily, The Lady Nugee and for drag week Wes Streeting and Eddie Izzard.
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JP has a very good point.
Donkey’s years ago, I was doing an apprenticeship and my manager was a complete cunt, hated by almost everyone.
He rather amusingly stuck his head out of a canal boat window as the boat was entering a narrow bridge and his head got turned into pâté.
All the managers gathered the employees around and told us of his death and, after the snıggering had subsided, went on to tell us how he’d be missed, how popular he was, etc.
“He wasn’t,” I piped up, somewhat ill-advisedly, “he was a wanker!”
My card was marked as a troublemaker from then on!
The guy’s family were probably relieved at his passing, mind.
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Morning Thomas.
I suppose the ultimate example in recent memory anyway would be St George of Floyd. The beautification of this cunt by politicians and the media for months was fucking nauseating especially since he spent his worthless life victimizing his own community.
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I would be curious to see how the valuation of the following came about, in that particular case.
“George Floyd’s family received a $27 million settlement from the city of Minneapolis and an additional amount through various fundraisers, such as a GoFundMe”.
Did Minnneapolis’s bean counters truly believe that a d-grade dirtbag like fentanyl enthusiast and current corpse georgie would have committed a full 27 million further dollarsworth of crime? That’s a LOT of fake twenties…
… or was a lifetime of welfare payouts factored in and handed over as well?
Twenry-seven million dollars …
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True he did, but it was white oppression that drove him to be a criminal fucktard.
Well that’s what I was informed in a loud voice by a thing with green and pink hair. Most likely bollocks but it got media attention. Shout loud enough and it will be done..
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We had a cunt like that on a project near Buckingham palace.
His son was a site manager for us and he even he said “Believe me, you don’t want that cunt here.”
Turns out the son was right. He was a complete cunt and everyone rejoiced when he got cancer and had a few months off.
Unfortunately, even cancer thought he was a cunt and so toxic that it left.
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Great story Thomas, I hope all your work colleagues gave you a round of applause.
I had a supplier at work who screwed me over and then arrogantly ignored my complaints. Unbeknown to me He had been a patron of our local cricket club, I was bar chairman when he died (about 20 years later, and they asked us all to stand for a minute’s silence I told them I would give my bar chairman’s report while they were doing that and I would do it while I was sitting. I hold grudges.
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Know where you coming from Thomas. I’ve probably posted before that my first boss was a complete arsehole, absolute waste flesh low life. When I heard that the cunt had topped himself and fucked it up, taking half an hour finally to expire I almost pissed myself laughing. I opened a special bottle I had been keeping to celebrate.
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Karma is a real bitch. At least the cunt had his career cut short. Fuck him.
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Good cunting, JP.
I recall the deification of Dame Sarah Gilbert, for her part in developing the magical covids vakzine. The one that meant we all dared to dream of once again drinking standing up . Who could possibly claim to have kept a dry eye as the crowds of cringing middle class cunts stood to applaud her as she took her seat a Wimbledon. To be feted by so many pitiful sheep must have been wonderful. Of course the vakzine has since been shown to be a deadly cocktail of crap but hey, let’s not go there.
Good morning, everyone.
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Lest we forget that magical moment…
https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/wimbledon-crowd-gives-standing-ovation-to-covid19-vaccine-developer-b2178442.html
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She killed my Mum the fucking cunt.
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The biggest medical murderer since Joseph Mengle!
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We lost one of our waifs recently.
obituary goes along the lines of young father of 3 sadly missed.
My recollection is, father of 3 removed from his flat by the Police for trying to throw his partner down the stairs, used to walk round pissed out of his head and owed everyone money.
I spoke to his last employer, who broke to me the “Sad” news and said all he was, was a drain on society, but its a shame he didn’t see 30.
However it seems to be traditional to say nice things about dead people unless the managed to make an impact on history.
Let’s face it, even Vlad the Impaler has gone up in popularity and his practices considered as a modern deterrent!
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As the antithesis to Connor the corpse, Young Bob on YouTube is bloody brilliant. He is a citizen journalist who promotes conservative values and has been kicked out by his own family and reported to the governments Prevent organization and the police because of his work by them. The lad is only 17 and gives us all a little bit of hope.
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The often used but wholly inappropriate term “Loveable Rogue’’ really means complete and utter piece of detestable shit that the world is better off without. The sooner *RIP applies to all of this cunt’s type the better.
* The thick and deluded cunts think that it means Rob In Perpetuity,
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oh dear.
That adds a modicum of awkwardness to this, then …
https://is-a-cunt.com/2025/05/aimee-lou-wood/#comment-901677
I thought it meant ‘cheeky chappie’ … 😄
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A notorious robbing lying thieving local smack head finally popped his clogs a few months ago and the sense of relief and quiet satisfaction within the townsfolk, was palpable.
I once caught the cunt ratching around in the back of one of our vans but after chasing after him with a claw hammer, he didn’t ever try it again.
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If only he’d held on a bit longer, Rachel Reeves would have seen him right.
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Speaking of holding on a bit longer and Rachel the filing clerk,
imagine being her and waking up each morning knowing that 60 million people hate your fucking guts.
There’ll be no deification for her when she goes.
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Morning HJ, how’s tricks?
That lying beyotch is appearing before Parliament today to attempt to paper over her lies.
Hopefully it all ends in tears (again).
Perhaps she could postpone her sacking (and potential prosecution for attempted nationwide embezzlement) if she’s got polaroids of ϟϟtarmer being spit-roasted by a pair of Ukranian bumlords?
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To be honest, they do that about everyone. Everyone who dies young was an absolute saint.
When I was at school there was a nasty little ruffian who was your typical thick gobshite that mucked around and made teachers’ and pupils’ lives hell.
When he died in his early twenties from a. motorcycle accident, the usual bollocks was in the local paper about how wonderful he was.
It’s all sentimental bollox.
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It sounds to me as if the property owner has done us all a favour.
It’s a shame he missed the other two cunts.
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Good nom this JP.
Deification of criminal scum is a British tradition.
That Dick Turpin, i had the pleasure of being held up by him,
Cut the rings from my fingers but in a gentlemanly way,
Wont see his like again.
Those arse bandits the krays still have plenty who glorify them.
I do it myself.
Robin Hood, Billy the Kid, Jesse james etc
People like a outlaw.
Till. theyre getting robbed.
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And Pirates Mis. They were always fun with their parrots and jolly head scarves.
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Yeah, we had the best pirates didnt we?
English pirates were the best pirates in the world 🏴
Robbing the ducky spanish cunts of gold,
And feeding the french navy to the sharks.
Golden years.
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Indeed,have Henry Morgan maroon every paki on whatever island Big Donald decides will be used for his new atom bomb test.
It would involve piratical time travel and worrying headlines for the Guardian but..
Fuck the lot of them.
Henry would cure em.
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‘But he nailed your head to the floor!’
‘Well ‘e ‘ad to, didn’ ‘e?’
Morning all.
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Ned Kelly, Irish thief and murderer, hanged at 25 and now an Australian folk hero.
About as heroic as a fox in a chicken coop.
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I trust I’ll be deified here on ISac once my love dungeon is unearthed by the police who, coincidentally, see their missing persons cleanup rate increase exponentially?
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Dont mean “vilified”
Do you Thomas?
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That Jimmy Savile was saint. All those good worls Did you know he raised £45 million for charidee! Fact. If you donlt beleive me, ask the Daily Express…
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/290206/Ow-s-about-that-Sir-Jimmy-Savile-raised-45m-for-charity-and-left-another-5m-in-his-will
Well done, Sir!
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Remember that Robinson that plod offed a couple of months ago? Lovely chappie whose death was met with lots of crocodile tears and recriminations. Well until his nasty brutal background cropped up and the silent sigh of relief at his death was almost audible.
I suspect that the “fans” of these criminals think that a little bit of the “hardness” will be attached their inadequate selves by pretending to know and like the crim.
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I remember donkey’s years ago being in the bar of a hotel in York Place Edinburgh where some cunt who looked like a wannabe Kray associate was giving it large and loud about his ‘pal’ Jimmy Boyle; ‘Och Jammy thenks thess’, and ‘Jammy reckons tha’.
Clearly the type of cunt who thought that an association with a convicted gangster and murderer gave him some kind of cred about the town. Bizarre.
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Is that Artful Cunter in the middle of the Kray twins, just before he had it away on his toes to start a new life in Spain running the New Old Vic pub in Malaga?
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Now that Tiptoe Through The Tulips is a convicted felon, will she be deified?
Or extradited?
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Yeah thats Artie.
Fack me!
Me an the twins off to shepherd’s Bush to pick up Babs Windsor then a few cocktails in the Blind Beggar.
Luvvly jubbly.
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I have to say he looks pretty relaxed for someone who has just buried a business acquaintance in a flyover.
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Supremely relaxed in his whistle and flute.
Just business son.
Bung a few quid on the geegees,
Extort a small business owner
Drinks in the boozer
Buy a hooky shooter off Ronnie,
Back in time to give mum a peck on the cheek and a nice plate of eels an mash.
Wotcha.
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It’s actually a young JP.
If you zoom in, you can just see the edge of his yarmulke.
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Damn you, Thomas!
Yes, ok, that’s me, Moishe the Glove,
( and no, I won’t explain the moniker ).
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Afternoon, MNC, according to a film I saw, they were partial to sherbert lemons. Legend!
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Sherbet lemons?
They probably liked to pop them up each others hoops and lie on their bunkbeds waiting for the fizz.
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Jeezum ‘the nose’ Priest.
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Close, LL, but no lemon sherbets for you.
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‘Fuck off ahnt of it you cahnts.’ Reggie actually said that. Brilliant.
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The cocks and cunts who makes these scoundrels should have all their details known to the authorities immediately and be held to account.
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Heart of gold that boy = mobile goatfuck arsewipe
Never hurt a kiddy = grade 7 or above n@@@@
Took care of their own = used other peoples stuff they had nicked to care for their own.
Lovely boy, a diamond = an utter cunt.
Poor lad died too young = dad should have had a wank or done misses up arse, should have been aborted at 10.
And so on, an arsewipe is and always will be an arsewipe, one less shitstain to worry about. Remember they choose to be a cunt it’s a genuine career choice nowadays. Fuck the lot sideways.
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Following the Krays has been one of my main hobbies since I read the Profession of Violence when I was 14. Some people roll their eyes when they see my Krays tattoo on my arm! I’m not condoning what they did but it has to be said they are iconic characters. The twins aspect is the main interest in a lot of people along with the swinging sixties. They were a pair of tough blokes you didn’t mess around with, but they did their time like men. Did Reggie deserve 32 years in the clink? Not in my opinion. A political decision from up on high whilst IRA murders, child killers and serial rapists were let out before him.
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I agree that those Fenian fucks caused much more damage, yet that cunt Blair let them all go as ‘political prisoners’. He might as well have spat on all the innocent people that the provos killed.
Ronnie was a certified nutter, no question. But Reg (although also a cunt) was given an excessive sentence due to his ‘celebrity’ status and tabloid coverage. Had he been say – a gas fitter called Joe Boggins, who offed Jack the Hat, he’d have been out in 15 to 20 years.
What bugged me was the celebrity cunts years after, who cashed in on the Krays and offered their ‘support’ for their own publicity. Too many twats from EastEnders to mention.
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And the “Great Train Robbery”, nothing great about it beyond locking a snook at authority, and we can’t have that.
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It happens to any piece of shit who dies. Even if they really were a piece of shit.
Jade Goody. Scum of the first rank, filmed her own death for publicity, absolute cunt of a person. ‘But… But she’s just died’. Yeah, and good fucking riddance.
Chicken Floyd George. Woman threatening housebreaking shithead, waste of space, jailbird and drug dealer, bane of the police and local shopkeepers. Canonised by scores of woke fuckwits. Including the England football team (fuck you Gareth).
Michael Jackson. We all know the stories that refuse to go away, and yet the cunt is still somehow played on radio stations. Had he been white, and there was even a slight hint of kiddy fiddlery, his music would never be heard again.
Ronnie and Reggie. Two psychotic bottybashers. Terrorised local clubs, snooker halls, shops, bookmakers and so on. Indulged in young boys on trip to Morocco. Yet beloved and bigged up by celebrity cockernee shite like Shane Richie, Babs Windsor, that Nick Cotton cunt, numerous other DeadEnders cunts, Ray Winstone and loads of other gorblimey knobends.
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Like the Rage Bait (one of the new terms in the Oxford Dictionary) Frapple Face. Them Kray bois woz always traduced and slandered. The Twins (always a difficulty that there were three of them) were in their way legends and there are plenty of East Enders that will defend them. I never knew them directly but have rubbed up against a few of their intimates – Barbara Windsor, Lord Boothby, Frankie Fraser (very staunch Mason), Freddie Mills and certain business associates. They took care of business and I leave it at that.
Interesting that they attracted showbiz cunts and political cunts like flies to shite on a warm day. Strong perfume of lavender in their circles.
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“They DID like it up em”
– Clive Dunn.
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Gangsters are cunts.
Parasites who bully ordinary people for protection money.
Al Capone was responsible for the expiry date on milk being a thing.
And for chicago soup kitchens during the great depression.
But…
He was also responsible for plenty of murders.
Bonnie and Clyde were robbers and killers,
But theyre folk heroes.
Oh they loved each other…
Pair of Looney Tunes.
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Further more the spermatozoa should be held to account for all the destruction caused.
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That Bonnie and Clyde,
They had better firepower and vehicles than the police did.
Clyde wrote to Ford Motors congratulating them on the quality of their cars and said he always used them for getaway cars😂
But the most interesting part of the story to me is the bloke who hunted them,
Texas ranger Frank Hamer.
A truly hard cunt.
Wounded 17 times and had killed around 70 Criminals.
He was tasked with tackling Mexican bandits.
Youd say
“This is the texas rangers.
We have you surrounded.
We are armed.
Come out with your hands up and surrender to justice.”
By which time theyd all fucked off out the back door.
Frank had a new way of doing it.
Theyd sneak up and open fire,
Sleeping bandits waking to riflefire,
And discovering they were dead.
Once they were all dead and the air heavy with gunsmoke Frank would say
” This is the Texas Rangers
We have you surrounded….”
😁
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