The deification of cunts

Have you been reading your thesaurus Jeezum? C.A.

This absolutely boils my piss.

Let me introduce you to Connor Batty, shot dead at age 26. Of course, let’s ignore the fact that he, and three other thugs forcibly entered the home of a 60 year old man, who in fairness wasn’t a saint, intent on stealing the drugs and money stored there.

” He had a heart of gold ” wails one fan.
” Top Lad, gone too soon ” bleats another.

bbcnews

No he didn’t, no he wasn’t.
He was a vicious, amoral thug, who was sentenced to 35 months in 2022 for a stabbing, and had plenty of previous.

In fairness to the immediate family, they have issued a dignified statement asking for time to grieve and speculation to stop.

No, the elevation to sainthood comes from so called friends, grief jacking shite hawks that they are, otherwise known as cunts.

Nomination by Jeezum Priest.

17 thoughts on “The deification of cunts

  1. Batty boy!
    You’d have thought he’d have visited Deed Poll the second he turned 18.
    Good morning to one and all.

  2. It’s like when a politician dies, suddenly his/her expenses swindling, getting pissed in the House and general avarice is forgotten and colleagues from all side of the House say what a wonderful person he/she was. I always remember when Cheek by (Tessa) Jowell died – even Conservatives said how wonderful she was, totally forgetting her self-serving ways. Politicians are criminals it is just that their crimes tend to go unpunished.

  3. Eh by gum what a daft’apeth he didn’t expect the other toe rag would be tooled up I’ll bet, and now won’t be joining his accomplices down’t boozer 🍻telling tales of daring do 😖…be reyt I’ll si’thi

  4. A drugs robbery gone wrong?

    It’s a terrible shame all the wicked cunts weren’t shot dead.

    These chav gangster types should be eradicated totally.

    Dirlewanger the lot.

    Good morning.

  5. Much like that Jay Slater cunt. Turns out he was a horrible little bastard, despite the usual ‘heart of gold’ bullshit spouted by friends and family.

    It does make you wonder if any genuinely nasty cunts who nobody likes ever get offed, because they all seem to be good boys with a quick smile who loved their mum.

  6. ‘Don’t speak ill of the dead’ cunts say.

    Why not? … if mentioning *truths* about the type of life said cunt chose to live is ‘speaking ill of’, then it was the cunts living actions that are the cause of this post mortem awkwardness.

    Or AT a funeral – priest saying what a good character some utter cunt was, while 90% of the crowd(who are idiots for attending these charades) are whispering about the fucker’s lifetime of atrocious behaviours, … infidelities, animal cruelty, being a historic sex pest, abandoning(though wealthy)a retarded offspring … all real examples there of ONE cunt who instead would have had stuff mentioned like ‘sponsored jerseys for the local youth soccer club’.

    Fuck that.

    • p.s. the Kray twins … anyone remember Cockney Wanker talking about them?

      ”They woz true gentlemen. The gentlemen of murder, they woz’. See Dave’s Chelsea smile? .. It was Reggie what gave him that. Cut ‘im from ear to ear he did. Shook his hand afterwards, asked after his mavvah” …

    • …..but at least you could go out and leave your door unlocked is what they usually add, when they tell you about shooting Jack The Hat, or throwing somebody through a plate glass wondow..

      I wonder if they will be so charitable towards me when I lure Dirty Ange into Epping Forest and strangle her with one of her own stockings, and leave her lying around naked afterwards?

  7. JP has a very good point.
    Donkey’s years ago, I was doing an apprenticeship and my manager was a complete cunt, hated by almost everyone.
    He rather amusingly stuck his head out of a canal boat window as the boat was entering a narrow bridge and his head got turned into pâté.
    All the managers gathered the employees around and told us of his death and, after the snıggering had subsided, went on to tell us how he’d be missed, how popular he was, etc.
    “He wasn’t,” I piped up, somewhat ill-advisedly, “he was a wanker!”
    My card was marked as a troublemaker from then on!
    The guy’s family were probably relieved at his passing, mind.

    • Morning Thomas.

      I suppose the ultimate example in recent memory anyway would be St George of Floyd. The beautification of this cunt by politicians and the media for months was fucking nauseating especially since he spent his worthless life victimizing his own community.

    • We had a cunt like that on a project near Buckingham palace.

      His son was a site manager for us and he even he said “Believe me, you don’t want that cunt here.”

      Turns out the son was right. He was a complete cunt and everyone rejoiced when he got cancer and had a few months off.

      Unfortunately, even cancer thought he was a cunt and so toxic that it left.

  8. Good cunting, JP.

    I recall the deification of Dame Sarah Gilbert, for her part in developing the magical covids vakzine. The one that meant we all dared to dream of once again drinking standing up . Who could possibly claim to have kept a dry eye as the crowds of cringing middle class cunts stood to applaud her as she took her seat a Wimbledon. To be feted by so many pitiful sheep must have been wonderful. Of course the vakzine has since been shown to be a deadly cocktail of crap but hey, let’s not go there.

    Good morning, everyone.

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