May I have the privilege of introducing Mary Magdalene to IsAC? No, not THAT Mary Magdalene, but a Canadian ‘model’ who’s spent something like £380k for the purpose of turning herself into a ‘mutant hybrid apocalyptic otherworldly goddess’.
As you do.
This transformation includes extensive tattooing, getting tits like footballs, an arse like a barrage balloon, and a ‘custom designed’ fanny, meant to be ‘the fattest in the world’. Blimey and cripes.
So here you go cunters; judge for yourselves just how successful Ms Mary has been in her endeavours.
Now clearly her efforts have not been received with universal acclaim, and she’s been extensively trolled. ‘People judge the hell out of you’, she wails. Well to be fair dear, you can hardly blame Joe and Jane Public for being, shall we say, negative, if you decide to turn yourself into something that out-monsters Frankenstein’s best efforts. Speaking personally, I can only say that I think you need help. Perhaps you really are the stuff of some bloke’s dreams, but you’re assuredly the stuff of my nightmares.
What a narcissistic, attention-craving twat.
Nominated by : Ron Knee
Shes Canadian.
That explains it!
Canada is woke,therefore full of cranks.
Show me some canuck moosefucker
Ill show you a card carrying trans rights social justice warrior.
All that fuckin maple syrup.
Rots the brain.
Be better once the US makes it the 51st state.
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A millionaire might have paid her to look like the dream woman he imagines them to look like and just stands there wanking away in front of her whilst chucking money at this unbelievable woman he created.
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Trying to find out what the reason was for looking like this. Was it because if she gets beaten up in the rough town she lives, will make her look better.
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The psychotic cunt needs napalming.
Good afternoon.
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Blasphemous fucking freak, and revolting vile cunt that should be burned alive and then burned again.
I am the God of Hellfire! And, I kill it with…..🔥🔥🔥
If it’s a decent interpretation of Mary you want, then Anne Bancroft (Jesus of Nazareth) or Yvonne Elliman (Jesus Christ Superstar) will do.
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“The Graduate” was on the telly again this week Norman. Fucking hell Dustin, if Anne Bancroft had propositioned me…..
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Interesting fact. Burt Ward was offered the lead role in The Graduate. But the channel that made Batman stopped him taking up the part.
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Alongside Janet Leigh in Psycho, Anne Bancroft in The Graduate is the ultimate MILF fantasy writ large. The ideas I’ve had about both, arfur.
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Monica Belucci isn’t a bad choice for a milf.
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I thought ‘Frankenstein Created Woman’ was an old Hammer film!
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Been watching the restored Blurays of the classic original Star Trek. Jim, Spock, Bones and the gang would shit themselves if they encountered this monster.
‘Phasers on level 2. Shoot to kiil.’
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I’ve been doing the same Norman.
Watched my favourite ‘The Undiscovered Country’ last week, then moved on the Next Generation flicks. Watched ‘First Contact’ last night, what a belter of a sci fi action flick that is. Cracking entertainment.
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Been binging on Trek myself, Ron.
For the first time, I actually watched The Space Seed and The Wrath of Khan one straight after the other.
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Also, Ron.
It has reminded me how much of the horn I had for Uhura when I was a young laddie.
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To save her anymore money, she should enter the hall of misshaped mirrors and gawp at herself to her hearts content all day long.
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Canada – like Scotland – used to be beautiful in the 70s and 80s. Wonderfully grand open spaces and scenery. Hospitable people and establishments too. Canada’s ‘open door’ policy to migrants has attracted the garbage of human society to a once great place. Not unlike Satan Blair and his open door after 1997.
Now, both are woke hellholes. Run by leftist freaks like Justin ‘Yer Mam’s a slag’ Trudeau and those SNP and Green psychos. These people – cunts- can ruin an entire country. Because they have done.
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Lickle Justin’s mater, Margaret Trudeau, was – of course- the biggest slag and serial cock gobbler ever.
Apart from Phil Foden’s mam, obviously.😉
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She’s attempting to get all the money back from what she had done to herself, by appearing in a real life film about a slag who has umpteen children to lots of men and it was the reason she changed her appearance to prevent more gossip. A little contrived you may ask. What do you expect when you’re desperate.
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That engineered arse horrible. To get the same effect all she had to do was spend a couple of hundred quid at McDonald. Has she considered what she will look like in 30 years time. Dr Struckofagen must be thanking God that such people actually exist in our dimension. We are truly fucked. Run away fast! In case it’s infectious.
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Hi BB, here’s a nice pic of Mary’s botty, before she spoiled her body with all those silly tattooes:
https://share.google/6K2C1oP5nd2b9CA5s
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Fuck me Thomas if that’s a Brazilian buttjob the surgeon needs shooting. Horror on horror that’s a really bad arse. Thanks for the picture mate. Might come in handy.
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Bint looks like she’s been dipped in crude oil.
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I hope she is.
Then somebody could put a match to it.🔥
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Something tells me this young lady wasn’t happy with her looks, so decided to make a few small changes. Low self-esteem can prey on one’s mind, so I’m sure she’s feeling a lot better about herself these days. What she imagines other people think about her is anyone’s guess. But at least they’re taking notice.
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The question is would Thomas shag her? If the answer is yes then she better get back under the knife.
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Thomas plays hard to get,
But wouldn’t be able to get his gimp suit off fast enough
To have a go on the bride of Frankensteins clopper.
While mr knee had a sly tug in the bushes outside.
I of course would be in church.
Not shouting encouragement and laughing as i went through her handbag.
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No need to get get my gimp suit all the way off, MNC.
It has unzippable panels to expose my naughty parts.
One has to be careful, mind.
Those zips can chew ones unmentionables to dogmeat if unfastened impetuously.
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O/T, but the hits just keep on coming …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7vmlmm9343o
🫚
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Last time I’ll mention it – promise – but I predict that that move will see a thousand and more unfulfilled ‘uprising, now’ Nostradamus-quality predictions in myriad public access comment sections as it unfolds.
And like the two cunts in the link pic, I will walk back on my opening promise above, as and when I see fit…
But more for fun, if so, than the utter contempt for all y’all your PM is displaying ….
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A shit show 🤦♂️
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If looking like that freak puke in the nomination was a vote winner you can rest assured Rayner would be the twin of the mad Canadian cunt.
But with more pakis.
Oven.
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O/T.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DR5hc6wiEAZ/?igsh=NGVobzhjaXBvZzI3
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Mangy Angy is back!!
Bringing the good manners and dulcet tones us people from stockport are world famous for.
Kier said hed missed her.
And that she was very talented.
Talented at avoiding taxes maybe.
She’ll stab him in the back first chance she gets😁
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The inbreds want her to replace Herr Starmfuher as “PM”.Commie bitch.
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You know what they say,
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Tell that to Julius Caesar.
” Et, tu, Angie? “
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I always think in these cases when someone’s had so much work done on themselves, its a pity some of us won’t be alive to see what happened to all that skin which was dragged around here there and everywhere, ending up collapsed and withered away.
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Oh, I think she’ll top herself in a few years time, because she’ll either
A. Realise what a freak show she’s turned herself into and do it out of self loathing,
Or
There isn’t really a B.
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Absolutely mad as a box of frogs.
I believe she’s in her 30s. Imagine this as a pensioner…
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bvTeg3TiLvQ
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Evening RK…her nips look like an inverse direction of Marty Feldman’s eyes!
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Love dungeon for a couple of days Thomas?
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You said you’d never come back after what happened last time, RK.
You said that after Lisa Riley went to town on you, you were walking like John Wayne for a fortnight.
I’ll pencil you in for a February visit.
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Go Thomas, treat him and book in Alison Hammond.
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You’re behind the times, LL; Ron already had that experience last summer. Here’s a still from from my security camera.
https://share.google/16zqxqDW5L5fJS1nu
He said that Hammond’s fanny was like sticking your tongue across the terminals of a brand new 9-volt battery.
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Now don’t exaggerate Thomas. I was only limping for three days.
Erm, no chance of getting the gorgeous RR I suppose? I want some return for my tax.
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Robert Redford?
Well, it’s a tall order, but I’ll see what I can do.
I’d not planned on an exhumation, to be honest.
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I object! That’s not me in the pic, I’ve got a fine head of hair!
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It looks like she had him for breakfast and farted him out for lunch.
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Now you know full well who I mean when I refer to RR; the clue’s in the tax reference. But for the avoidance of any further doubt;
https://www.alamy.com/mp-rachel-reeves-seen-during-the-interview-outside-the-bbc-before-appearing-on-the-andrew-marr-show-at-broadcasting-house-photo-by-phil-lewis-sopa-imagessipa-usa-image407922559.html
PS Can you supply a nice whippy ratten cane, or should I bring my own?
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I wonder if, perchance, she might be related to that black bint on GB News, Nana Akweer?
I think we should be told.
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Must say I like Nana. She seems an eminently sensible individual.
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