May I have the privilege of introducing Mary Magdalene to IsAC? No, not THAT Mary Magdalene, but a Canadian ‘model’ who’s spent something like £380k for the purpose of turning herself into a ‘mutant hybrid apocalyptic otherworldly goddess’.
As you do.
This transformation includes extensive tattooing, getting tits like footballs, an arse like a barrage balloon, and a ‘custom designed’ fanny, meant to be ‘the fattest in the world’. Blimey and cripes.
So here you go cunters; judge for yourselves just how successful Ms Mary has been in her endeavours.
Now clearly her efforts have not been received with universal acclaim, and she’s been extensively trolled. ‘People judge the hell out of you’, she wails. Well to be fair dear, you can hardly blame Joe and Jane Public for being, shall we say, negative, if you decide to turn yourself into something that out-monsters Frankenstein’s best efforts. Speaking personally, I can only say that I think you need help. Perhaps you really are the stuff of some bloke’s dreams, but you’re assuredly the stuff of my nightmares.
What a narcissistic, attention-craving twat.
Nominated by : Ron Knee
Jesus Christ!
It’s Frankenstein’s ringpiece!
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380k? Worth every penny luv.
Can see where the money went.
I particularly like the blind eye oozing yellow ink and the massive inked cannonball tits. 👍
You available for any babysitting work?
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It’s a no from me.
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The silly cow clearly has MHI or is what we would normally call a nutter.
Do the plastic surgeons who carried out the operations not bear some responsibility, shouldn’t they be struck off.
Good Morning
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I saw a man yesterday whose head and shoulders were completely tattooed, apart from a small area in the centre of his face. It seems to be a sort of addiction when it gets to that stage. I think those providing this service should be struck off for making people deliberately unemployable.
I know there are those that love tattoos, and they are just not to my taste, but I can’t think we will ever get to the stage where someone who is completely tattooed and has devil horns etc will be regarded as employable. I don’t see why I and others should have to fund their stupid self inflicted lifestyle.
The cunt featured in the link below is a local who has been grinding my gears for ages. Wanting to look like a parrot, indeed. He had his ears removed to look more like a parrot then complained because his glasses wouldn’t stay on….
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509338/Plastic-surgery-addict-58-110-tattoos-50-piercings-split-tongue-look-like-parrot-officially-changed-Mr-Parrotman.html
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Does he also never shuts up talking about too. Nigel Farage looks like that free of charge.
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There was also a comedian Freddie Davies who called himself Parrot Face Davies in the sixties.
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Who’s NOT a pretty boy, then?
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imagine going to your GP and saying ” I’ve given it some thought and I’d like to have my ears removed so I can look more like a parrot”…you’d expect the response to be “you should probably be sectioned instead” but no, somewhere along the line, somebody approved this course of action, presumably on the NHS.
I notice the cunt has no distaste about accepting state handouts, which as far as I know, parrots do not do.
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Any medic who does this should be struck off. As for splitting his tongue and removing his ears, the local police are slow off the mark;
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47658303
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Oh dear, some people eh, it beggars belief, takes all sorts, what else can you say other than.
Mad Bastard init.
I do wonder why women in particular chose to have tattoos, now the odd butterfly on the wrist or ankle is fine but attractive women with tattoos all over the place, why spoil a perfect canvas.
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To me Sicky, it’s an effective defence device. I wouldn’t go closer to a pierced or tattooed woman than where I’d need binoculars to see her. Our daughters have their ear lobes pierced despite their mother’s best example. They know my opinion.
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Scully gets a tattoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxMB5NBRJEc
Fuck me…
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Of all her ridiculous ‘mods’, surely the hardest to understand is an eyeball tattoo.
Just the thought of having a needle near my eyes makes my bollocks want to crawl up into my stomach.
Hopefully, when she inevitably tops herself, she’ll have filled out an donors card so that someone decent can have her organs.
Just not the eyes.
Maybe she’s a demon in human form?
A big fat-arsed demon.
I would like to see her fat pussy though. What constitutes a fat pussy? James Corden?
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My ex-missus has one of those custom fannys,Thomas.To be fair to her though,she didn’t spend a fortune getting it .
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Got any pics, HC?
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Indeed Thomas. She could donate her skin to a Robertson whose got 3rd degree burns from BBQing Chigun accident.
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Ha,no Thomas.
I burnt all the pics I had of the vile slag,but I could ask around the village for you,most of the blokes there slung one up it,they’re bound to have some pictures.
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I’d offer her a week’s residence in my love dungeon to straighten her out, but there’s no way her arse would fit down the stairs or even in the service elevator.
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She must have a clit to die for. If you’re also that way inclined, Thomas.
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That’s an interesting observation.
Has it been surgically enhanced as well? Perhaps she’ll get in touch and let us know.
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a ‘mutant hybrid apocalyptic otherworldly goddess’.
And the name she picked was Mary Magdalene?
Not something more mutanty or otherworldly?
Fairly sure someone posted that she’s called
‘Fuck me, what is that?’
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“People judge the hell out of you”
Is she trying to claim that it was not her intention to draw attention to herself and attract people’s judgement? She’s just not liking the fact that the judgement is that she’s a cunt.
I once had a member of staff who was a shirking, lazy, bad attitude scumbag who was consistently failing to turn up to work, was rude to other staff and customers, and caused a barrage of customer complaints with her overall performance. She pleaded mental health issues as her cover for this behaviour, so I let it be known that her excuse was bullshit and she was a skiver with a chip on her shoulder. She hit back by saying I was “judgemental” – as if that was somehow going to wound me. Yes luv, I am judgemental, VERY judgemental, well done for spotting this.
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Anyone using the word judgemental as a pejorative term sets alarm bells ringing with me Balsy. We are all judging everyone and everything around us all the time. Best example I knew was a guy who worked in the National Audit Office years ago. Judgemental was his favourite word, accusing people of being so regularly. He was stealing the laptops. The police went round collecting them up from the congregation at the church of which he was a member. Appropriately he went to work for Mohamed Al-Fayed. He was black.
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In complete agreement, arfur – it comes from the same stable as “we must respect other people’s opinions / right to believe in what they want”. This just gives carte Blanche to unlimited evil.
It is precisely an intolerance of stupidity, wickedness, and deceit, that moves humanity forward; and, by contrast, it is the poison that is “tolerance” (often secured by legal enforcement) that is tearing civilisation apart.
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I assumed that anyway Arfur. 😁
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All this talk of menkal elf these days is way overblown….but in this case I’ll personally buy the straightjacket ….’mam, I’d like you too meet mary’…..🧟♀️ …’err son I don’t think we’ve enough chairs for that arse’ 😆
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If her bespoke designer fanny is done by the same bloke who did her face
Id expect a load of scar tissue badly sewn up with baling twine.
Howd she get 380k anyway?
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Probably crowdfunded by dopey Trudeau voting moose fuckers.
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Morning compatriots,
I notice she’s almost entirely saturateded by black ink: black arms, black tits, black tummy, but she hasn’t blackened her face!
racist
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Only Fans?
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fuck me I’m the perviest bugger I know, but even I would rather pull myself off over a copy of my local nursing homes newsletter, than go near that thing.
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And if you don’t offer her a job in your business because, well, “the customers …….”
You will be labeled discriminatory.
Unemployable and should now be left to starve.
Join the Carnie. Freak show.
Is bound to become a burden on society one way r another.
Mornin’ all.
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And it would be racist Triton, obviously.
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What can you really say?
Why people inflict this level of cuntitude upon themselves beggars belief. Yet some nutter somewhere will no doubt get the horn for it.
As Wanksock points out, who actually did all this ‘surgical’ work on her to start with? It seems almost criminal.
Morning all.
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It just looks like she has had acid thrown over her. Definately some sort of a hybrid now, with a lot more money than sence. I would call it assault too Ron, but as Michael Douglas quoted in the original film Wall Street, “A fool & his money are lucky to get together in the first place.”
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I can in a way ‘get it’ to a certain extent where the tits are concerned. Women seem to crave a big firm pair, and why not? She’s just done a Katie and taken it to the extreme. I crave a 10 incher and balls like clockweights, but I can dream on.
The arse I’ll never figure out tho. She must have to go through doors sideways. What a sight.
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I would need to see it in a porn mag. Maybe a centre spread, with a few other camera angles, before I made my mind up.
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What a transformation from being Mrs. Mopp, who cleaned at the establishment.
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Mary Magdalen was a brass wasnt she?
Hung around with Jesus.
Bet she didnt have a designer fanny.
These religious types,
Always seem to have sex workers as friends.
Mates rates.
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The nativity story is nonsense anyway.
Mary was indeed a prostitute but was actually called Maryam and Joseph was Javed. They were cousins, of course, and Jesus (Jamal) was an incest-derived mọng.
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When I was a lad many years ago you could go to Bellevue and see the tattooed lady in a freak side show along with the flea circus,now just look out of your window onto the street it’s full of them along with Ugg boots better known as slag wellies,total fuckin swamp donkeys
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She certainly looks like cartoon character.
So it would be most gratifying if Wile E Coyote dropped a piano on her head.
Good morning.
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She looks a bit like puddled scouse warbler Pete Burns?
Dead now,
He looked like a Rocky Horror show Marilyn Monroe.
Smoking a fag with a beer belly.
Died of a heart attack 🙁
Must of looked in a mirror?
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All that money wasted on an arse cushion whilst waiting for a bus and there’s no guarantee she’ll be let on.
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I’ve seen smaller aircraft carriers.
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And if its British it will have great difficulty leaving port.
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There’s bound to be a day when they see the light and say what the fuck have I done. That’s the reason why the crafty cunts who never said anything in the first place whilst making them look ridiculous. They’ll be making a mint on the reversal.
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They could always stand in a cropped field scaring the crows away.
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If a black women attempted the reverse, it would cost a lot cheaper by setting light to herself.
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I’m not shutting up because I don’t have to keep putting in all my details underneath.
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I’m intrigued by the fat fanny.
What does it look like ?
An Aberdeen Angus Double Whopper with extra bacon and cheese ?
I suppose we’ll never know.
Barmpot
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You will have to go in all guns blazing, Jack and promise to lick her out.
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I’m not going in without oxygen and a safety line……
Ai caramba !
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See Sammy’s comments above about her bean Jack.
Women getting work done down there seems to be quite a routine thing these days, but this girl will have probably had something quite extreme done. It’s certainly intriguing, and I wouldn’t mind a look out of curiosity, but that’s about it I reckon.
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How did you and the Mrs get on the other night Ron?
I hope Cunt Engines face pressed up against the bathroom window wasn’t too off-putting.
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RK might’ve though that it was Brad Pitt on the top of that ladder, LL
People often confuse the two of us.
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I’ve just found out about the pronounced arse, Ron. Her mother is disabled and can’t get down to the shops and that’s why she’s had it done into a seat. How very thoughtful of her.
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@ LL @ 11.21
Well it was quite the experience and no mistake. I’d better spare cunters the graphic details so as not to be accused of insensitivity.
Cunt Engine couldn’t see through our rippled glass wet room window.
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She’s Mary Scary.
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Not what most blokes consider the best look for a woman.
Face like Harvey prices colouring book.
Lips that wouldn’t look out of place on a koi carp.
Big fat arse like a bouncy castle
Massive black tits, 🤮
But theres someone out there for everyone.
Bet in a castle somewhere in transylvania theres a lonely heart just waiting for someone like Mary.
Theres something about Mary.
Gangrene.
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Aye its a shame Hammer Studios went bump,this mad cunt would have made a mint.
Anyway it would be fun to watch a deranged Peter Cushing drive a stake through its heart.
Amen to that.
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And what if that fucking thing decides it wants a kid?
Same as up ’til now?, .. no-one with the decency, the honesty or the guts to tell a cunt that they are being a fucking arsehole, and also ‘no’.
Like you supposedly can’t tell a fat cunt they’re fat or someone with an ugly kid cannot have that honest observation made, but someone looking ‘great’ .. can be so told? Or lie to the fat/ugly/dumb (high)percentage?
Allowing that thing to mother a kid would be right up, out in the open child abuse. So these days that’d be fine until someone ends up dead, I suppose.
A disgusting example of the species.
I cunted similar here, for those who are only feigning disgust at today’s freak.
https://is-a-cunt.com/2025/05/toxii-danielle/
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🤮🤮🤮 pass me the sick bucket.Petrol and a match 🔥🔥🔥
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What the fuck is that, a Halloween-themed bouncy castle?
It’s not helping my hangover.
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